Oh God Why: Fairly Oddparents Movie [Live action]

[Viridis]

Someone, presumably an executive with a heart of blackest pitch, decided this needed to exist.

Jason Alexander is Cosmo. Drake Bell is a 23 year-old Timmy.

[TDK]

That sounded like the worst concept ever just based on the thread title.

Then I read the article.








What...What is wrong with people? This idea actually makes me want to weep.

[Flarecobra]

This, and the live-action Smurfs movie...

All in favor in nuking Hollywood?

[Red Fighter 1073]

Wow I cringed after reading "Live-Action", but 23-year-old Timmy? REALLY? I don't think you could get any dumber than that and yet I'm sure I'll be proven wrong. I mean, aren't godparents only supposed to be there while you're a kid?

[Viridis]

Originally Posted by Red Fighter 1073

Wow I cringed after reading "Live-Action", but 23-year-old Timmy? REALLY? I don't think you could get any dumber than that and yet I'm sure I'll be proven wrong. I mean, aren't godparents only supposed to be there while you're a kid?

If I could try and navigate their logic... He's 23 and still in the 5th grade. I'm thinking some kind of wishing to.... no. Screw it. I don't care and it's all bullshit anyway.

[RobinStarwing]

People for one...this is Nickelodeon...they are screwing with VOLTRON for crying out loud and going to make it a Nicktoon with PsychoFool PukeToilet (AKA> Spongebob Squarepants)...I lost respect for Nickelodeon YEARS AGO.

This is just a new low in a network that seems hellbent on rotting the brains of kids with garbage. >_> I miss the good old days when Nickelodeon showed quality kid's programming (product of the 80's and early 90's when Animation in the US was still good and didn't need to rely on Dark Themes or Toilet/Idiot Humor).

Flare> Nickelodeon is in Orlando.

[Art of Hilt]

Originally Posted by Red Fighter 1073

Wow I cringed after reading "Live-Action", but 23-year-old Timmy? REALLY? I don't think you could get any dumber than that and yet I'm sure I'll be proven wrong. I mean, aren't godparents only supposed to be there while you're a kid?

That's the point. Like, he's 23, but he still wants to be a kid so that he could keep his fairy godparents.
But then he sees a chick and has to choose between keeping his fairy godparents or getting his bone on.
That's the plot of the movie basically.

[The Sevenshot Kid]

They're raping my childhood right in front of me,
This nightmare is- fuck it! I'm not rhyming cause these pieces of unmitigated shit have screwed with the wrong cartoon this time.

[Viridis]

Originally Posted by RobinStarwing

they are screwing with VOLTRON for crying out loud

I had to look that up.

http://www.prnewswire.com/news-relea...-87339752.html

Just... damn.

Also

T.U.F.F. Puppy, created and executive produced by Nickelodeon hit-maker Butch Hartman, follows the gung-ho, dim-witted dog named Dudley Puppy who is thrust into the role of "hero" when recruited by the super secret crime fighting organization, T.U.F.F. (Turbo Undercover Fighting Force) to protect his hometown against the evil animal organization, D.O.O.M. (Diabolical Order of Mayhem). T.U.F.F. Puppy is produced at the Nickelodeon Animation Studios in Burbank, Calif.

sounds exactly like The Secret Files of the Spy Dogs except terrible

[tacticslion]

Originally Posted by Art of Hilt

That's the point. Like, he's 23, but he still wants to be a kid so that he could keep his fairy godparents.
But then he sees a chick and has to choose between keeping his fairy godparents or getting his bone on.
That's the plot of the movie basically.

This, and also that all oil tycoons are inherently bad.

So, our story:
A twenty-three year old man is still attending 5th grade classes.

He sees a woman and lusts after her and must decide - because it's difficult to decide, here - whether following through with this is better than sitting in 5th grade classes, surrounded by ten year old children, all the time.

And oil tycoons, being inherently evil, steal his reason for remaining in 5th grade.

This... is awful in every way. I know what their message is supposed to be (that it's okay to grow up, eventually you need to put childish fantasies behind you, etc), but this... this is so horrid on so many levels! This is not the proper technique for this lesson!