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POS Industries · 08-25-2010, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

When was the last time you motherfuckers took down a Balrog?

Every time I play Street Fighter.

Professor Smarmiarty · 08-25-2010, 05:43 AM

The best character and canonical winner in street fighter comes from Japan. If the world is taken over by a megalomaniac dictator who can create lightning from his body we can clearly conclude that the US won't be the ones to save us.

Krylo · 08-25-2010, 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

The best character and canonical winner in street fighter comes from Japan. If the world is taken over by a megalomaniac dictator who can create lightning from his body we can clearly conclude that the US won't be the ones to save us.

On the other hand, Ryu trains constantly all the time, while Ken drives around in sports cars and fucks hotties, and Ken is only BARELY worse than Ryu. And can do all the same shit.

Edit: And Guile totally took down Bison in the live action movie starring Van Damme.

Professor Smarmiarty · 08-25-2010, 05:53 AM

That's cause Ryu was played by a Chinese man. And I think we can all agree, however bad the US is- at least it's not China.

Also Ken has to win a martial arts tournament and defeat a dictator in hand to hand combat before his girlfriend would marry him- which is like the height of being a pussy. In NZ we just hit them with a 2x4 and throw them in the back of our ute to drive down to the local chapel.

Krylo · 08-25-2010, 05:55 AM

But Ken is pretty much always depicted with some other hot chick on his arm, so it's less him being a pussy and being ordered around by his fiance, but rather that he sees beating the shit out of a crazy dictator with his bare hands as a totally viable engagement present.

POS Industries · 08-25-2010, 05:56 AM

And yet New Zealand doesn't even have a Street Fighter character. Neither does Australia, for that matter, but they barely allow video games in their country anyway so it doesn't matter.

Then again, Brazil's even worse about that shit and they got Blanka.

Then again again, Blanka sucks.

My point is I mainly play the Korean chick at this point.

Marc v4.0 · 08-25-2010, 05:56 AM

I believe my country to be great because I want us to be the Greatest Country in the World. We should aspire to be Technological, Industrial, and Societal leaders in our world while working to improve the quality of life for every living creature on the planet.

But we have no motivation to work, want everything now now and now, we activly crush people lower in status then us to fufill sadistic jollies, we consume a fuck ton more then we produce, what we do produce is mostly shit because we want to do everything as cheaply as possible, people die on the streets because you have to be a fucking millionaire to get medical insurance and actually keep it when you get sick, our two-party system blows horse shit with both sides being exactly the same bull that's just spray painted a different shade of failure, and the vocal majority of the country like to use a Religion of Love, Forgiveness and Understanding to poorly veil the promotion of racism, sexism, homophobia and outright unfiltered HATE of others.

It sucks when you barely even scratch the surface, but I really hope one day we can actually live up to our claims.

EDIT: Dammit, sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt the Street Fighter talk

Professor Smarmiarty · 08-25-2010, 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Krylo

But Ken is pretty much always depicted with some other hot chick on his arm, so it's less him being a pussy and being ordered around by his fiance, but rather that he sees beating the shit out of a crazy dictator with his bare hands as a totally viable engagement present.

Surely the best engagement present is letting her cook you some eggs.

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Originally Posted by POS Industries

And yet New Zealand doesn't even have a Street Fighter character. Neither does Australia, for that matter, but they barely allow video games in their country anyway so it doesn't matter.

Then again, Brazil's even worse about that shit and they got Blanka.

Then again again, Blanka sucks.

My point is I mainly play the Korean chick at this point.

There was a NZ character modelled after Jake the Muss who would throw beer crates at people but he was taken out for being too good.

Krylo · 08-25-2010, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

Surely the best engagement present is letting her cook you some eggs.

Ken is so bad ass that to him there is no difference between watching a woman cook eggs and beating the living piss out of a bunch of dudes.

Marc v4.0 · 08-25-2010, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Krylo

Edit: And Guile totally took down Bison in the live action movie starring Van Damme.

Hey! There is no way that funny-talking costumed meathead Van Damme would ever beat the great Raul Julia ~~in mortal combat~~ at streat fighting!!

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Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	But Ken is pretty much always depicted with some other hot chick on his arm, so it's less him being a pussy and being ordered around by his fiance, but rather that he sees beating the shit out of a crazy dictator with his bare hands as a totally viable engagement present. __________________ I am very tired.

08-25-2010, 05:56 AM	#76
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	And yet New Zealand doesn't even have a Street Fighter character. Neither does Australia, for that matter, but they barely allow video games in their country anyway so it doesn't matter. Then again, Brazil's even worse about that shit and they got Blanka. Then again again, Blanka sucks. My point is I mainly play the Korean chick at this point. __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

08-25-2010, 05:56 AM	#77
Marc v4.0 Fight Me, Nerds Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,470	I believe my country to be great because I want us to be the Greatest Country in the World. We should aspire to be Technological, Industrial, and Societal leaders in our world while working to improve the quality of life for every living creature on the planet. But we have no motivation to work, want everything now now and now, we activly crush people lower in status then us to fufill sadistic jollies, we consume a fuck ton more then we produce, what we do produce is mostly shit because we want to do everything as cheaply as possible, people die on the streets because you have to be a fucking millionaire to get medical insurance and actually keep it when you get sick, our two-party system blows horse shit with both sides being exactly the same bull that's just spray painted a different shade of failure, and the vocal majority of the country like to use a Religion of Love, Forgiveness and Understanding to poorly veil the promotion of racism, sexism, homophobia and outright unfiltered HATE of others. It sucks when you barely even scratch the surface, but I really hope one day we can actually live up to our claims. EDIT: Dammit, sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt the Street Fighter talk __________________ Last edited by Marc v4.0; 08-25-2010 at 06:00 AM.

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08-25-2010, 05:43 AM	#72
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	The best character and canonical winner in street fighter comes from Japan. If the world is taken over by a megalomaniac dictator who can create lightning from his body we can clearly conclude that the US won't be the ones to save us.

08-25-2010, 05:53 AM	#74
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	That's cause Ryu was played by a Chinese man. And I think we can all agree, however bad the US is- at least it's not China. Also Ken has to win a martial arts tournament and defeat a dictator in hand to hand combat before his girlfriend would marry him- which is like the height of being a pussy. In NZ we just hit them with a 2x4 and throw them in the back of our ute to drive down to the local chapel.