PASS - People Against Straight Sex

Kim · 09-26-2010, 03:14 AM

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God made Man and Woman. Men having sex with women, or vice versa, is an affront to His plan. Help us put an end to this disgusting behavior.

Nique · 09-26-2010, 03:19 AM

But do you provide sermons and confessionals to make me feel guilty about my sins?

Krylo · 09-26-2010, 03:24 AM

You need a better mission statement.

Right now you're just saying God made two things and didn't want them to interact without any justification for that view. Like saying LEGO made Square Pieces and Rectangle Pieces, it is an affront to LEGO to put them together.

I'd suggest playing on the corruption of Adam and Eve through their intergender companionship.

The snake, after all, is a masculine figure, being phallic in shape and predatory in instinct, and it was through Eve's collusion with this male being that she is corrupted, and then it is Adam's collusion with the female Eve that hid own corruption came to be.

Kim · 09-26-2010, 03:31 AM

Added, and thank you for helping advance the God's will.

Professor Smarmiarty · 09-26-2010, 03:39 AM

Having children is an attempt to subvert the perogative of the Creator, to play God as it will. I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it praises having children or the creations of man but there are plenty that praise the creations of God. Like look at the tower of Babel- man tries to play at God, make stuff like him, God doesn't like that.
The very first act of man creation leads to the very first murderer- coincidence? I think not.

Kim · 09-26-2010, 03:41 AM

Just throwing this out there, but I'm gonna post any and all particularly good quotes on the group's page. Didn't think anyone would care, since it's for a good cause, but I thought I'd just give you all a heads up.

Nique · 09-26-2010, 03:49 AM

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Having children is an attempt to subvert the perogative of the Creator, to play God as it will. I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it praises having children or the creations of man but there are plenty that praise the creations of God. Like look at the tower of Babel- man tries to play at God, make stuff like him, God doesn't like that.
The very first act of man creation leads to the very first murderer- coincidence? I think not.

It is a FACT that children are the leading cause in the rise of pedophilia. And did you know that 100% of crime is committed by people's children?

Source

Amake · 09-26-2010, 03:52 AM

If men were not meant to have sex in the butt, why is their G-spot in there?

And why would people live longer and invent cloning if it was not God's plan to eventually make opposite-sex relationships superfluous?

Professor Smarmiarty · 09-26-2010, 04:26 AM

It is good for a man not to marry
1 Corinthians 7:1

Proverbs7
21 With persuasive words she led him astray;
she seduced him with her smooth talk.
22 All at once he followed her
like an ox going to the slaughter,
like a deer stepping into a noose
23 till an arrow pierces his liver,
like a bird darting into a snare,
little knowing it will cost him his life.
24 Now then, my sons, listen to me;
pay attention to what I say.
25 Do not let your heart turn to her ways
or stray into her paths.
26 Many are the victims she has brought down;
her slain are a mighty throng.
27 Her house is a highway to the grave,
leading down to the chambers of death.

Leviticus 20:14 And if a man take a wife..., it [is] wickedness: they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they; that there be no wickedness among you.

Leviticus 20:27 A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood [shall be] upon them.
That one doesn't sound too bad until you read:
Genesis 2
20 And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.
21 And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
22 And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
So you have an assistant that magically appears and then helps yuo magically create people- sounds pretty dicey to me.
Though not as dicey as the other meaning of familiar- namely someone who does domestic work for a bishop.

A Zarkin' Frood · 09-26-2010, 05:42 AM

You should also make a group called God Against Straight Sex, just to emphasize god's stance on the subject. You could build a group network called PASS GASS.

I feel so funny today. I'll see where I can throw in some more fart jokes.

09-26-2010, 03:14 AM	#1
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	PASS - People Against Straight Sex Group Facebook God made Man and Woman. Men having sex with women, or vice versa, is an affront to His plan. Help us put an end to this disgusting behavior. __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

09-26-2010, 03:24 AM	#3
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	You need a better mission statement. Right now you're just saying God made two things and didn't want them to interact without any justification for that view. Like saying LEGO made Square Pieces and Rectangle Pieces, it is an affront to LEGO to put them together. I'd suggest playing on the corruption of Adam and Eve through their intergender companionship. The snake, after all, is a masculine figure, being phallic in shape and predatory in instinct, and it was through Eve's collusion with this male being that she is corrupted, and then it is Adam's collusion with the female Eve that hid own corruption came to be. __________________ I am very tired.

09-26-2010, 03:31 AM	#4
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	Added, and thank you for helping advance the God's will. __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

09-26-2010, 03:41 AM	#6
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	Just throwing this out there, but I'm gonna post any and all particularly good quotes on the group's page. Didn't think anyone would care, since it's for a good cause, but I thought I'd just give you all a heads up. __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

09-26-2010, 03:52 AM	#8
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	If men were not meant to have sex in the butt, why is their G-spot in there? And why would people live longer and invent cloning if it was not God's plan to eventually make opposite-sex relationships superfluous? __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed

09-26-2010, 03:39 AM	#5
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Having children is an attempt to subvert the perogative of the Creator, to play God as it will. I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it praises having children or the creations of man but there are plenty that praise the creations of God. Like look at the tower of Babel- man tries to play at God, make stuff like him, God doesn't like that. The very first act of man creation leads to the very first murderer- coincidence? I think not.

09-26-2010, 04:26 AM	#9
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	It is good for a man not to marry 1 Corinthians 7:1 Proverbs7 21 With persuasive words she led him astray; she seduced him with her smooth talk. 22 All at once he followed her like an ox going to the slaughter, like a deer stepping into a noose 23 till an arrow pierces his liver, like a bird darting into a snare, little knowing it will cost him his life. 24 Now then, my sons, listen to me; pay attention to what I say. 25 Do not let your heart turn to her ways or stray into her paths. 26 Many are the victims she has brought down; her slain are a mighty throng. 27 Her house is a highway to the grave, leading down to the chambers of death. Leviticus 20:14 And if a man take a wife..., it [is] wickedness: they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they; that there be no wickedness among you. Leviticus 20:27 A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood [shall be] upon them. That one doesn't sound too bad until you read: Genesis 2 20 And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him. 21 And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; 22 And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man. So you have an assistant that magically appears and then helps yuo magically create people- sounds pretty dicey to me. Though not as dicey as the other meaning of familiar- namely someone who does domestic work for a bishop.

09-26-2010, 05:42 AM	#10
A Zarkin' Frood formerly known as Prince. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Right here, with you >:) Posts: 2,395	You should also make a group called God Against Straight Sex, just to emphasize god's stance on the subject. You could build a group network called PASS GASS. I feel so funny today. I'll see where I can throw in some more fart jokes. __________________ >:( C-:

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