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Unread 09-26-2010, 06:19 PM   #71
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Homosexuality shouldn't be done in public? If you're saying people shouldn't have sex in public regardless of sexual preference, I agree. If you're saying two men or two women shouldn't be allowed to kiss in public, then that's homophobic. That thing you said you weren't.



You mean that thing that anti-gay people do all the time?
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Oh god please mean 'sex' and not 'being openly gay' by this or else god help me


NEVER MIND. GOD HELP ME OOPS TOO LATE THERE GOES MY FAITH IN HUMANITY.

Why. The fuck. Would 'Open homosexuality' contradict your children's raising/beliefs if you're doing anything other than telling them 'homosexuality is wrong'. And unless I misunderstood you, or there's a flaw in my logic that makes you very, very homophobic. And hell, the fact that you intend to pass on your bias to your children is just... gah. Seriously, dude.
I meant sex. Which is a given regardless of the gender(s) involved. Open homosexuality will be a "deal with it" sort of thing.

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If we let people screw in public I think it would help cure a lot of peoples prejudicesand hangups
We aren't that far away from that as a culture, it's practically the only thing sex-related that isn't commonplace in the media and culture.
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Unread 09-26-2010, 06:19 PM   #72
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Oh, and if one did flirt with you?
I'd politely say no but be flattered nonetheless.

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Unread 09-26-2010, 06:22 PM   #73
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We aren't that far away from that as a culture
Further away than we were back when we were using penises for road signs.
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Unread 09-26-2010, 06:25 PM   #74
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Further away than we were back when we were using penises for road signs.
But if we don't convince people we're getting ever closer to a Godless world of sex and sin, how will we get them to attend church?
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Unread 09-26-2010, 06:27 PM   #75
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I meant sex.
Answer me what public sex has to do with this thread and I'll buy that you really aren't a homophobe and this is the only issue you take with homosexuality.
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Unread 09-26-2010, 06:29 PM   #76
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But if we don't convince people we're getting ever closer to a Godless world of sex and sin, how will we get them to attend church?
Does disbarring judges for owning penis pumps help?

I ran into that while looking for a picture of one of those roadsigns. Not only did that guy get disbarred, but he got sent to prison and was made to register as a sex offender. Near as I can tell, he was never actually caught USING it.

So really, we're a society of huge prudes more than anything.
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Unread 09-26-2010, 06:31 PM   #77
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We aren't that far away from that as a culture, it's practically the only thing sex-related that isn't commonplace in the media and culture.
No you see the media uses sex as a taboo, as a fetish, it glimpses at it but then closets it away- to excite and notsell.
If you stop treating it as some super secret cult and treat it as an expression of love then you would actually take away a lot of its power of a "sex appeal". It's a natural thing, nothing to be ashamed of or hidden away. Society has pretty much the same attitude to sex as the Victorian ages- it may not appear so on the surface but it does- sex is still taboo which is why hintingat it is so effective as a marketing tool
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Unread 09-26-2010, 11:11 PM   #78
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Unread 09-27-2010, 12:46 AM   #79
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If we let people screw in public I think it would help cure a lot of peoples prejudicesand hangups
You mean you don't screw in public places? Shit man, I've been doin' it for 11 years.

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Also, straight sex is a slippery slope! We can't just say it's allright to have sex with things that aren't exactly like us! If you say it's ok to have sex with women, you're saying it's ok to have sex with horses! And chicken!
Mr. Hands has already proven that such ideas can immediately remove your ass from the mortal coil.
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Unread 09-27-2010, 12:49 AM   #80
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This thread was so much better before I went to sleep.
This thread was so much better when I read Earl's comments and went "haha, excellent trolling", before I worked out that he actually means all of it.
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