you are now the KING OF GRAMMAR

[Seil]

TENSES ARE FOOLISH

From now on present tense is the ONLY TENSE

Transgressors are behead

ftfy

[Red Fighter 1073]

You know when I first saw the title of this topic, I honestly thought that this was going to be some kind of weird Katamari thread..

[mauve]

My first order of business as Empress/ Goddess-Queen of Grammar would be to banish the traitor Fifthfiend for not capitalizing the Y at the beginning of the thread title.

My next order of business will be to outlaw txt "grammar," chat-speak and 1337-sp34k. Following this proclamation, I expect roughly eighty-seven percent of youtube commenters to be thrown into the dungeon (Note to self: Expand dungeon to accommodate more prisoners).

After establishing ground rules, I shall work to distinguish proper boundaries for my kingdom, the Land of Grammar. I shall then build an army so I can decimate other kingdoms in a grammatically-correct fashion. Wait, you weren't supposed to read that last one. Pretend you didn't see that part, okay?

[Tev]

Originally Posted by krogothwolf

Anyone seen using punctuation is to be hunted down and killed before they rise up and rebel against this new order

Says the man with a comma in his signature.

[krogothwolf]

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Originally Posted by Tev

Says the man with a comma in his signature.

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[Loyal]

Letter-to-number replacement is nothing like grammar.

[Geminex]

Originally Posted by krogothwolf

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Okay, fuck any, ANY decree that prevents me from saying the following with utmost clarity:
Burn This Man At The Stake For Heinous Crimes Against Our Beautiful Language.

[Nique]

More, commas, and... ellipses, make, you, sound... seductive, and thoughtful. So, I, encourage, the, use, of, these, paticular... gods of punctuation.

[krogothwolf]

Originally Posted by Geminex

Okay, fuck any, ANY decree that prevents me from saying the following with utmost clarity:
Burn This Man At The Stake For Heinous Crimes Against Our Beautiful Language.

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[Tev]

Originally Posted by Nique

More, commas, and... ellipses, make, you, sound... seductive, and thoughtful. So, I, encourage, the, use, of, these, paticular... gods of punctuation.

I see you follow the teachings of the golden master of vocalization...