Serious and Actually Legitimate* Announcement Regarding the Future of this Forum

[Seil]

Ladies and gentlemen, our mods:

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Seil: Stop ruining Scott Pilgrim for me.
Mods: Make it so I can rep fakebanned people.
The rest: Carry on.

EDIT:

Originally Posted by shiney

a third person maybe

I think I may have information that interests you. Meet me at midnight in the abandoned warehouse by the pier. And come alone.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Originally Posted by InsaneGenius

I think I may have information that interests you. Meet me at midnight in the abandoned warehouse by the pier. And come alone.

Don't do it! It's a trap!

[Token]

Originally Posted by InsaneGenius

Seil: Stop ruining Scott Pilgrim for me.
Mods: Make it so I can rep fakebanned people.
The rest: Carry on.

The prosecution agrees with Mr. Genius's request for Seil to stop ruining good things. In response to his earlier, totally mature, rebuttal, I have found an... appropriate response.


Ahem.

"Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker.
You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucker.
You're an uncle fucker, yes it's true.
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you.

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker.
You're the one who fucked your uncle, uncle fucker.
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, just fuck your uncle all day long."

-The Bard himself, William Shakespeare.


The prosecution rests, bitches.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Originally Posted by Token

The prosecution agrees with Mr. Genius's request for Seil to stop ruining good things. In response to his earlier, totally mature, rebuttal, I have found an... appropriate response.


Ahem.

"Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker.
You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucker.
You're an uncle fucker, yes it's true.
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you.

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker.
You're the one who fucked your uncle, uncle fucker.
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, just fuck your uncle all day long."

-The Bard himself, William Shakespeare.


The prosecution rests, bitches.

In light of this new evidence I have found myself in a position where there is only one rebuttal. I quote the immortal words of Horatio Nelson, who commanded the British forces at the Battle of Trafalgar.

"Shut your fucking face Uncle Fucker, you're a boner biting bastard uncle fucker.
You're an uncle fucker, I must say.
You fucked your uncle yesterday!
Uncle fucker, that's U-N-C-L-E Fuck you!
Uncle Fuckeeeeer~"


Suck my balls.

[Token]

Originally Posted by grthwllms

In light of this new evidence I have found myself in a position where there is only one rebuttal. I quote the immortal words of Horatio Nelson, who commanded the British forces at the Battle of Trafalgar.

"Shut your fucking face Uncle Fucker, you're a boner biting bastard uncle fucker.
You're an uncle fucker, I must say.
You fucked your uncle yesterday!
Uncle fucker, that's U-N-C-L-E Fuck you!
Uncle Fuckeeeeer~"


Suck my balls.

I see you makin' dumb posts in this thread I love, and I'm like fuck you.
I guess the gems in your rep box just weren't enough, well I'm like fuck you, and fuck them too.
Guess why I hate you, mister,
Is that you're just a big bitcher.
Heh, well ain't that some shit?
So, I'll wish you the best as I put this case to rest,
with a Fuck You.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Originally Posted by Token

I see you makin' dumb posts in this thread I love, and I'm like fuck you.
I guess the gems in your rep box just weren't enough, well I'm like fuck you, and fuck them too.
Guess why I hate you, mister,
Is that you're just a big bitcher.
Heh, well ain't that some shit?
So, I'll wish you the best as I put this case to rest,
with a Fuck You.

ROW ROW, FIGHT THE POWER

[Token]

Originally Posted by grthwllms

ROW ROW, FIGHT THE POWER

So, Mister "Wllms," I take it your outburst means that you agree with my sentiment that the staff is evil and smelly, and need to be fought?


I must say, I'm glad I've made you see reason.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Originally Posted by Token

So, Mister "Wllms," I take it your outburst means that you agree with my sentiment that the staff is evil and smelly, and need to be fought?


I must say, I'm glad I've made you see reason.

If we follow that logic, Simon would have fought himself, since he spends part of the second season as president.

[Token]

Originally Posted by grthwllms

If we follow that logic, Simon would have fought himself, since he spends part of the second season as president.

And if you recall, the song only plays when he is in direct conflict with "the man."


I'm afraid you can't win this argument, my XXX is simply the best in the universe.