Pokemon Umbral Theatre 20: Where Logic Goes to Die

[Astral Harmony]

Originally Posted by Menarker

So, AB, you said way way back that the beach mission will also be Rachel's 18th birthday, right?

*Has re-learned a bunch of stuff from the database reading*

...

You're a twisted little cherub, aren't you?

The premise of the beach mission is to celebrate Rachel's birthday and for a special edition of the popular magazine bizarrely called "Stress". A lot of the female characters are going to be posing for a segment called "Angels of the Agency*" along with Alphonsine Dionne, top centerfold for Stress and a well known and beloved celebrity.

Also there may be Ruin Generals, so it won't all be just a day to enjoy the hot, wet beaches.

* I suppose I could have named the segment "PATCA Pussy", but meh.

EDIT: Random Omake Attack!

The premise of this omake is that Lola runs her own Suicide Hotline.

Chizuru: "Hotline."
Red: "H-hello?"
Chizuru: "Whaddup?"
Red: "What's up...I'm not sure that I wanna live anymore, that's what's up."
Chizuru: "Hold on."
*Chizuru puts Red on hold and connects him to Lola*
Lola: "Helloooo?"
Red: "I...I need someone to talk to."
Lola: "Call your mom."
Red: "My mother died last year."
Lola: "Serves her right, bitch! Wa ha ha ha ha! Naw, I'm just playin', fucknuts. Listen, whenever you're feeling low, just page me and I'll call you."
Red: "You will?"
Lola: "Yeah. I'll call you a nerdy bitch for bothering me! Now! Don't blow your fuckin' head off."
Red: "Why not, who cares if I do?"
Lola: "The poor guy who's gotta clean that shit up. If you're gonna do it, do it outside or something!"
Red: "You-you think I won't really do it, don't ya?"
Lola: "Honestly, I could give a rat's ass."
Red: "You think I won't, huh? You think I'm kiddin'? You think I-"
Lola: "Do it! Do it, fucker! Bring me the gun, I'll fucking do it for ya!"
*Lola hears gunfire on the phone*
Lola: "Hello? Are you there?"
Red: "...Hello?"
Lola: "I knew you wouldn't do it, you scaredy bitch!"
*phone hangs up*
Harliette: "Ummm...sis..."
Lola: "What?"
Harliette: "I think you need to read the manual on how to really handle a suicide hotline."

*Sometime later, Lola receives a message on her pager. She returns the call.*

Red: "Hello?"
Lola: "Somebody page me?"
Red: "Hi."
Lola: "Who the fuck is this?"
Red: "It's-it's me, you said I could page you."
Lola: "No, no, you misunderstood me. I said 'FUCK YOU'! Nobody cares if you're dead or alive so go fuck yourself!"
*Lola hangs up on Red*
Red: "Okay, call me later. Bye."
Harliette: "That's it, Lola. No more Mollesk wine for you."
Lola: "But I'm the victim here!"

[Dracorion]

You sure it's a good idea to have a sexy photo shoot with Elizabeth around?

And I wonder what Pierce should get Rachel. Well, it's not like you can go wrong with a present for Rachel. All you gotta give her is a big box of Pocky and she'll love you forever, right?

[Astral Harmony]

Pocky is a good idea. Rachel does strike me as an otaku girl like that.

Ah, I love the relationship between Renny and Lola. Give Lola some Mollesk wine and I can make her say anything and act anyway I want her to.

Menarker, we need to get Lola drunk in the RP. The intermissions would be priceless.

[Dracorion]

You're the one who established way back when you first introduced her that she was addicted to Pocky.

[Astral Harmony]

Oh yeah, I remember. Rachel is usually seen with a Pocky stick in her mouth.

Rachel loves all sweets, Pocky most of all. And she's addicted to Pikachu, of course. A big stuffed Pikachu could probably net you her as a girlfriend.

[Dracorion]

Originally Posted by Armored Bishoujo

Red: "Hello?"
Lola: "Somebody page me?"
Red: "Hi."
Lola: "Who the fuck is this?"
Red: "It's-it's me, you said I could page you."
Lola: "No, no, you misunderstood me. I said 'FUCK YOU'! Nobody cares if you're dead or alive so go fuck yourself!"
*Lola hangs up on Red*
Red: "Okay, call me later. Bye."
Harliette: "That's it, Lola. No more Mollesk wine for you."
Lola: "But I'm the victim here!"

I totally missed this Omake, but this part here with Red telling her to call him again is priceless.

RedxLola.

OTP.

And AB, we need to get Lola drunk and do something with someone that's of legal age. And have Renny find out. It'll crush his little heart.

And I know Menarker wholeheartedly agrees.

[Menarker]

Rachel may love sweets, but apparently she also loves being fairly active, going to the gym and doing dancing until she only had 3% worth of body fat.

That said I'm sure she would appreciate the food and the gesture. ^^ Although Renny would probably bring some sweets as well as something longer-lasting for the memories.

Ah, I love the relationship between Renny and Lola. Give Lola some Mollesk wine and I can make her say anything and act anyway I want her to.

Menarker, we need to get Lola drunk in the RP. The intermissions would be priceless.

Hehe, that strikes me as less of a relationship between Lola and Renny and more of an alcoholic dependancy. It IS rather funny though. However, if Lola (or anyone rather) actually starts getting in real trouble because of that wine, Renny will likely wisen up and stop making it (or rather only serve it under more controlled conditions).

Guess I'm having Renny bring some wine to this birthday party / photoshoot in addition to whatever he'll be getting Rachel.

And AB, we need to get Lola drunk and do something with someone that's of legal age. And have Renny find out. It'll crush his little heart.

And I know Menarker wholeheartedly agrees.

I know it would crush Renny's little heart. >_>
But I DO NOT agree with actually getting Lola drunk with that or any similar incident as an canon end result. >_<



Probably going to have the family Snorlax come along with Renny for fun on the beach (and helping carry Renny's stuff). Heck, with him knowing Surf and with his wide soft mass, he'd make a very nice improvised raft for those wanting to go play in the water (especially for those who have trouble swimming, since at least he can help them out). But I'll keep him out of battles for fairness sake. (Unless you want him to act as a lifeguard for anyone having trouble swimming while fighting underwater. Up to AB though.)

You'd probably have to have him assume that his body is built to ignore the "stay out of the water 30 minute after eating rule though".

Also, dibs on Renny bringing the inflatable "Mr.Gyrados" for fun!

>_> Why do I get the feeling that one of the numerous possible situations regarding the NPCs involves sexy lifeguards and people pretending to drown for attention?

... and I just know that Bretton is going to invite himself along so he can show off his buff body to bikini girls, invitation or no.

[Dracorion]

Oh come on. You're the one always looking for ways to get Renny to mature.

Having his heart broken is an important life lesson!

[Menarker]

I tend to have Renny develop through uncertainty, not fullblown disasters.

Besides, AB kinda already hinted that Renny is going to have to pay closer attention to Lola. >_> Which drives me on the edge of paranoia...

[Bard The 5th LW]

But one's first relationship is rarely the one they follow through with.

I think Renny is just a confused young man who needs to take things slowly.