Pokemon Umbral Theatre 20: Where Logic Goes to Die

[Menarker]

*Nods*

I never intended to go very fast with the Renny/Lola thing. The pokebrid mating season starting as soon as it did caught me off guard. (Although it does make for a very interesting situation since Renny just became Pokebrid).

But I'd rather not have Lola stolen away or her giving her emotional and/or bodily affection to someone else, in the same way I'd imagine Drac wouldn't want Chizuru to do the same.

[Dracorion]

Chizuru's not an established slutty drunk.

Also, my guy has a real chance of banging her within the year.

[Menarker]

Neither is Lola in canon. All portrayals otherwise have pretty much been restricted to Omakes.

As for Pierce's success rate, it is quite possible, although I still take the obligatory offense to you implying Renny has no real chance to do so.

[Dracorion]

Not until he's eighteen.

And he's, what, seventeen now?

So yeah, within the year.

[Geminex]

EDIT: Also, Drac, Renny should have 50 rage at the point that Togekiss hit two foes with its Heat Wave attack. 2 damaged foes = 2 instances of 5 rage.

Wait. What.
That... no. No, no, no. 5 rage per action, period. Has it ever been different?

Also, technically helping bard with the plans was my offer. But when he made his own, I thought he'd be allright. I'm only just reading the full battle post.

Geminex sent AB some PMs with his proposed changes to combat.

What?
When did I ever...
I never said that!
Any combat changes get discussed in the open.

Like this one. AB, I'm tired right now, but am I reading this right? You wanna introduce a D10/D20 system?

Edit:
And you guys have fun squabbling, I'll be over here with the demigoddess I'm gonna bone.

I think Renny is just a confused young man who needs to take things slowly.

"Comment questioning Renny's sexuality".

[Dracorion]

Please.

Impact couldn't bone shit if it was sitting on his lap.

[Geminex]

Oh come on. A demigod for a girlfriend? A really powerful being that he can exert emotional influence over if he only creates a relationship with her?

He is going to bone her so hard.

And yes, he gets turned on by power. Tits as well, but mostly power.

[Dracorion]

I doubt it's quite so simple.

AB, remind me, why did you let Gem call dibs on the demigoddess again?

[Geminex]

"Call dibs"?
You all went for Lola and the Kimonos. Who was I gonna pick?

Edit:
And power is actually an effective aphrodisiac. Y'wanna bone if it improves your position in the social hierarchy. Or if your bonee can support you.
Which'd explain why you keep making advances on me.

[Dracorion]

Rayleen.