My Rise and Fall: How I succumbed to MAGICAL FRIENDSHIP

[Solid Snake]

Originally Posted by Flarecobra

All of the suddon, I just wondered how a conversation between Kanaya and Rarity would go.

Look, if I wanted the coolest troll to hang out with the worst pony I'd have asked Bobbey to make me a Rarity design, and then Kanaya would be like "Who is this arrogant self-centered moody charlatan and why does she have such an annoying accent? And why is she always whining?"

But instead I was like "The best troll and the best pony are totally hangin' at my place," and so Pinkie Pie is teaching Kanaya how to loosen up and live a little and just enjoy life, while Kanaya is teaching Pinkie Pie How To Incorporate A Tad More Structure And Purpose Into Daily Activities

Why am I even wasting time imagining this I have lost my mind to Homestuck and Pony shenanigans

[Locke cole]

AHAHAAHA no.

Kanaya and Rarity would get along famously.

Because of fashion.

[Flarecobra]

Locke got my point.

Though I can see Jade and Pinkie having tons of fun togeather.

[Solid Snake]

Originally Posted by Locke cole

Kanaya and Rarity would get along famously.

Because of fashion.

Yeah no y'see only awesome characters are invited to chill at Snake's Apartment, and only one of those two characters is awesome.

Besides, Rarity and Kanaya have too many interests in common. Kanaya needs to spend time with someone fundamentally different than her, someone who could teach her to giggle at nasty wizards and clowns to make them disappear, and someone to teach her to let loose a little and just have fun the next time she happens to cross paths with any beautiful blonde seers.

It's like an Odd Couple Comedy, in which there will be hijinks and misunderstandings along the way, but eventually Pinkie teaches Kanaya how to make Rose laugh and Kanaya teaches Pinkie to tone things down a little so Pinkie can have a serious heart-to-heart with Rainbow Dash. Everybody wins!

[Locke cole]

So, first they're too conflicting, and now they're not conflicting enough.

And now I'm imagining your description as the title of a Troll Movie Poster.

[Solid Snake]

Originally Posted by Locke cole

So, first they're too conflicting, and now they're not conflicting enough.

Yes. They were too conflicting in the sense that Kanaya is too subjectively awesome to be stuck with someone as subjectively not-quite-as-awesome as Rarity. They are not conflicting enough in regards to their actual objective personalities.

And now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to write an epic 500 page fanfiction in which Solid Snake, Pinkie Pie and Kanaya join forces to unite against a Triumvirate of Evil, a sinister Axis composed of Liquid, Nightmare Moon and Eridan. The three heroes will initially hate each other, but then as they realize how amazingly awesome in their respective fields each is, a grudging respect will form among them.

At one point Snake will break down and be like "I have feelings for Meryl and Otacon but could never confess it before due to my artificial need to adhere to my badass, stoic masculine persona that cannot depend on anyone! But around these two young women I feel I can openly confront my feelings, despite my advanced aging!" And then he will cry as Kanaya comforts him and Pinkie Pie bakes him cupcakes.

And then at one point Kanaya will break down and be like "My Strict Adherence To Logic In A Literal And Dispassionate Manner And My Formalistic Way Of Communicating Has Prevented Me From Being Seen As Anything More Than A Mere Platonic "Friend" By Rose!" And Snake will be like, "What you need to do is take some lessons in cool," and he will teach Kanaya how to be all suave and stoic and not-desperate around Rose. And Pinkie will be like, "Be sure to smile and have fun and be happy!" And she will bounce around and break fourth walls and cheer everyone up with her crazy hijinks.

And then at one point Pinkie Pie will be sad and say "Sometimes I feel like my friends don't take me seriously, and I don't think Rainbow Dash realizes how much I like her because I act so flighty to hide my true emotions," and Snake will teach her how to engage in deep conversations (because he's had plenty of practice with every Codec cutscene ever) and Kanaya will give Pinkie a makeover so she'll have a spectacular first date.

And THEN BAM! just when you think the heroes have won Otacon, Rainbow Dash and Rose are ALL KIDNAPPED by Liquid, Eridan and Nightmare Moon and SHIT GETS REAL but then Pinkie Pie, Kanaya and Snake pose as a team before Pinkie breaks into a new song that distracts the enemies while Kanaya chainsaws Liquid into pieces and Snake blasts Eridan with several Nikita missiles.

GUYS I'VE DONE IT I'VE THOUGHT UP THE BEST FANFICTION EVER

[Solid Snake]

ATTENTION MATT SPERONI: Snake, Pinkie Pie and Kanaya Posing As a Team Because Shit Just Got Real is now going to be the subject matter of your next commission
...Once I, you know, scrounge up enough money to commission you again

[Locke cole]

Eridan meeting up with Twilight.

I'd want to see that just for the inevitable lengthy argument about magic vs science.

[PCD]

You know you're taking ponies waaaay too seriously when you need to start skipping Snake's posts because the Rarity bashing makes you too upset.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Originally Posted by Solid Snake

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Wow... just, erm.... wow, I guess. I'm actually speechless. That's some serious, erm, shipping work there dude. I think you may in fact need help right now.