Pokemon Umbral Theatre 24: Menarker's Madhouse

[Menarker]

That does not look good at all... Don't go making character personalities go 180 for little to no reason!



On other news, I'm still working with the database movelist and all that. Of particular note is Kiyomi's Electrode. To those not informed on its new ability, it's Dreamworld ability is Aftermath, which is frankly put a revenge attack on whoever knocked it out for 25% of said foe's maximum health. The means to that presumably being Electrode's twitchy hair-trigger explosive body. It'll be useful so that it will always do a significant amount of damage unless it gets knocked out through indirect means like poison.

So, I gave it the Taunt move, which forces a target to only be able to use attacking moves. No buff moves, no item moves, nothing like that. (It will have some uses in preventing enemy medics from healing enemy foes or engineeers from constructing)...

Then I imagined that Taunting twitchy round ball of explosive hate with South Park's Eric Cartman's voice. (Come to think of it, the fat asshole is pretty round too!)


Cart-trode: "Come get a piece of this, you son of bitches!"
Enemy Soldier 1: "You piece of shit!" *Starts running toward him, blade in arm as Cart-trode smiles gleefully before Soldier 2 tackles his comrade.*
Enemy Soldier 2: "NO! DON'T! That's exactly what he wants!"
Cart-trode: *Faking sincere worried voice* Oh, what's wrong? PUSSY! *Nasty voice* You ain't got no balls like me! *Drum-roll for the awful pun.*
Soldier 1: "Don't stop me! I want to beat the shit out that asshole!"
Cart-trode: "Go ahead! I'll blow YOUR ass to kingdom come!" *His round body twitching lightly with minor jolts of electricity hinting to his very volatile state*
Soldier 1: "You're bluffing. You wouldn't blow yourself up..." *Raises his blade to his partner's protest*
Cart-trode: *Eyes shut ultra tight as if constipated and shouting violently in his tantrum ways, his body definately jolting!* "I'LL DO IT! DON'T FUCK WITH ME, BITCH! I'LL DO IT!"
Soldier 2: "Oh SHIT, he'll really do it!" *Runs off leaving his partner behind before he gets caught in the blast too*


^.^ Yeah.

[Astral Harmony]

At least Lola could never be as evil as Kirby.

[Dracorion]

If that's the case, it's extremely fortunate that we're starting an incredibly silly side-RP where anything could happen.

I mean, Impact might actually get laid in it!

[Menarker]

You think Impact has/had the chance of getting laid shortly after mission 3 canonically?


AB said weird missions not bizzaro world! :3

[Dracorion]

Fair point.

But Lola could definitely go evil, and Renny might actually turn out to be straight.

[Astral Harmony]

Look on the bright side, Menarker. If Lola does go evil, there's a 97.2% chance that you'll be able to see her wearing tight black leather.

[Dracorion]

I'd say Lola in tight black leather would make Renny straight.

But slightly more seriously now, if we're going to have silly missions there's no reason now not to have Lola go evil for a little while.

And all other sorts of crazy shit, like Discord hugging a puppy.

[Menarker]

You seem to miss the concept of canonical. Unless she was under the influence of some mind alteration like being drunk or whatnot. I can understand if she starts getting reacting to bad situations/people by being pissed off or mean-spirited as a temporary thing (everyone got bad days), but a completely opposite allignment change from love freak to evilness is not really plausible without some powerful outside influence which comes right out of left field. ^^; That said, I'm just nitpicking a bit.
Also. she's already wearing black garters and lingerie. ^^

And Renny is straight from the start. Just hasn't got any action beyond hugs and nervously/platonically sharing a bed with 5 ladies.

Ah well. I'm more looking forward to seeing some of the other NPCs get fleshed out in more details. Like Angelo, Laurith, Heidi and a bunch of the others whom we never took with us for the big missions or having just got revealed.

[Astral Harmony]

Lucian: "Y'know, Discord used to like really cute things."
Charlotte: "Bullshit."
Lucian: "No, seriously. Look, here's a picture of her in a flower field, hugging a puppy and...and wearing a white dress!"
Charlotte: "That's fucking photoshopped."
Lucian: "...Okay, yeah, you're right, it is photoshopped. Don't tell Discord about this, would you?"
Charlotte: "Ha ha ha. Fat chance, asshole. I'm blackmailing the shit out of you for this. I always wanted a manservant."
Lucian: "In hindsight, trading service to Discord for service to Charlotte is something of a step up for me."
Charlotte: "I don' t'ink 'e know me vewy well, do 'e?"

The whole evil Lola thing would be cool, but it's so horribly cliched. I can see the plotline now...

1. During the sequel, Renny and Lola are isolated from the rest of the party and Impact traps them near the edge of a cliff over the ocean with lotsa pointy rocks.
2. Impact monologues for 5.62 minutes, then shoots Renny.
3. Lola shoves Renny out of the way, taking the bullet for him and tumbling off of the cliff into the ocean.
4. Renny, filled with relentless fury, recklessly attacks Impact but is sorely beaten until near death.
5. Renny is found by Whitney (or some other hot chick) and resusitated.
6. Renny finds a boat and tries to find Lola, to no avail.
7. He hangs on to a dim hope that Lola is alive since he never found her body.
8. Whitney (or some other hot chick) continues to comfort the desperate Renny and feelings between the two begin to develop.
9. Just as it seems that Renny would forget about Lola and find a new love with the new woman, he overhears about this new sexy lieutenant.
10. This lieutenant is described as having pink hair, large breasts, wedding band on right ring finger (Renny would remember something like that).
11. Renny gathers his courage and infiltrates some base somewhere.
12. Renny finds evil sexy leather-clad Lola.
13. Renny hugs her.
14. She hits him.
15. Renny is confused and the two are locked into a battle where Renny is on the defensive as he couldn't ever bring himself to hurt his one true love.
16. Renny is beaten severely, but manages to get out a monologue about loving her and wanted to live in a perfect house with lots of kids.
17. The evil power controlling Lola is broken and they are reunited.
18. Whitney (or some other hot chick) is heartbroken.
19. Impact takes advantage of Whitney (or some other hot chick) and turns her evil.
20. Stupidity ensues and Renny gets way too much spotlight.
21. The RP is bought up by Nintendo for their one-hundred-eighth Pokemon movie.

Gawd, the sugary sweetness of that plotline alone is enough to make me gag.

[Dracorion]

Well, it's silly missions. The stories don't have to be good at all.

And obviously evil Lola would only last for like the one mission. It'd just be for shits and giggles.