[1986] Megatron literally has the gun in his hands before Hot Rod does anything - Page 3

BitVyper · 07-20-2011, 10:01 AM

We're forgetting that Galvatron is kind of a pussy. If Megatron could have been permanently defeated by something as simple as throwing him, the war would have been over a long time ago. I mean, did Galvatron forget that he can fly, or what?

Professor Smarmiarty · 07-20-2011, 10:21 AM

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And yet, you'll note that Smarty apparently chose not to emphasize this alleged "conflict of interest", electing instead to paint a lurid tableau of seedy, degrading bathroom robo-sex. Why mention the location of this alleged encounter at all (that is, if it really happened! Is there any evidence beyond this wild accusation?), if not to play upon our society's deeply-rooted insecurity and fear of consensual acts between robots and adult humans?

Shame, sirs, shame on you! Orgasm is the right of all sentient beings who are of age and capable of informed consent.

I ask you where you were during the time of the encounter? Were you perhaps, ALSO IN THE TOILET STALL?

Or perhaps you were too busy handing out orgasms to ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS. Optimus Prime was born in America, created by robots in his crashed ark. What about Rodimus Prime? He was not there in that act of creation. Where was he born? I BET YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.
Rights must be fought for, defended and protected, not allowed to be trampled upon by one Rodimus Prime or should I say RODS IMPERIUM which is latin for RULING STAFFS.

**Satan's Onion** · 07-20-2011, 10:34 AM

Methinks the bigot doth protest too much.

Let me turn the question around: How do you know of this alleged bathroom encounter, unless you were there yourself? You seem suspiciously familiar with the idea of wild, well-lubricated robosex in a men's room stall.

Not only a robophobe, but a hypocrite and full of self-loathing. I almost pity you.

PyrosNine · 07-20-2011, 10:47 AM

Seriously guys, we're arguing about Transformers? It was just a movie from the Eighties with a completely inappropriate soundtrack, of all the juven-

But you know, I think we can cut Optimus some slack guys, the man died for all of Cybertron's robotic sins!

And Y'know, it's hard being awesome Space Robot Truck all the time. And y'know, for a guy who could walk on water and fly or some shit, the J-man wasn't so super right at the point before he died.

I'm just saying Optimus knew it was his time, and embraced the finality of death from getting shot by Megatron and the expected betrayal of Transformer Judas/Peter Hot Rod.

Like, before the movie Optimus went up to Hot Rod and "At some point in this movie you will shoot me!" and Hot Rod was all. "Not I, Optimus!" "You say that, but before this movie is through, you will shoot me two times and completely miss on the third and it won't be in the shot."

And then, when Megatron was picking up his gun he secretly passed a message to Hot Rod offering him 30 shekels of energon.

If anyone has anymore questions, I have these neat flyers my mom printed out for me from the First Church of the All Spark.

BitVyper · 07-20-2011, 10:48 AM

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with a completely inappropriate soundtrack

Fuck you.

Osterbaum · 07-20-2011, 10:56 AM

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But you know, I think we can cut Optimus some slack guys, the man died for all of Cybertron's robotic sins!

Oh so you're one of those religious Primean fanatics. Your kind is the worst. Next you'll be telling me how Prime's opinion about everything ever is absolute and we should all just follow his "code".

PyrosNine · 07-20-2011, 11:03 AM

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Oh so you're one of those religious Primean fanatics. Your kind is the worst. Next you'll be telling me how Prime's opinion about everything ever is absolute and we should all just follow his "code".

TIL ALL ARE ONE, OSTER, TIL ALL ARE ONE.

WITH OPTIMUS.

Shyria Dracnoir · 07-20-2011, 11:17 AM

Grimpond · 07-20-2011, 12:54 PM

I blame the animators who forgot to color the blasts properly.

Aerozord · 07-20-2011, 01:30 PM

No see there was another shooter, but you didn't see him. It was the genocidal madman known as Hasbro. Driven insane by millions of years of war believing that the only way to remove the stagnation was to cleanse the upper echelons of both sides. But not for the sake of peace. No so he could continue profiting from the creation of new warriors for both sides.

OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE TO CYBERTRONS TRUE MASTERS, CORPORATE INTERESTS

07-20-2011, 10:01 AM	#21
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	We're forgetting that Galvatron is kind of a pussy. If Megatron could have been permanently defeated by something as simple as throwing him, the war would have been over a long time ago. I mean, did Galvatron forget that he can fly, or what? __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here. Last edited by BitVyper; 07-20-2011 at 10:04 AM.

07-20-2011, 10:34 AM	#23
Satan's Onion Swing You Sinners! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: 4th Street Posts: 2,666	...as in "shiny chrome ROBO-BUTTS, not that there's anything wrong with that Methinks the bigot doth protest too much. Let me turn the question around: How do you know of this alleged bathroom encounter, unless you were there yourself? You seem suspiciously familiar with the idea of wild, well-lubricated robosex in a men's room stall. Not only a robophobe, but a hypocrite and full of self-loathing. I almost pity you. __________________ Good evening, ladies. Please enter and be tained .

07-20-2011, 10:47 AM	#24
PyrosNine Zettai Hero Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A figment of my own imagination Posts: 6,103	Seriously guys, we're arguing about Transformers? It was just a movie from the Eighties with a completely inappropriate soundtrack, of all the juven- But you know, I think we can cut Optimus some slack guys, the man died for all of Cybertron's robotic sins! And Y'know, it's hard being awesome Space Robot Truck all the time. And y'know, for a guy who could walk on water and fly or some shit, the J-man wasn't so super right at the point before he died. I'm just saying Optimus knew it was his time, and embraced the finality of death from getting shot by Megatron and the expected betrayal of Transformer Judas/Peter Hot Rod. Like, before the movie Optimus went up to Hot Rod and "At some point in this movie you will shoot me!" and Hot Rod was all. "Not I, Optimus!" "You say that, but before this movie is through, you will shoot me two times and completely miss on the third and it won't be in the shot." And then, when Megatron was picking up his gun he secretly passed a message to Hot Rod offering him 30 shekels of energon. If anyone has anymore questions, I have these neat flyers my mom printed out for me from the First Church of the All Spark. __________________ Pyrosnine.blogspot.com: An experimental blog of writing. Updated possibly daily. Possibly. A fair chance. Current Works for reading: War Between them, Karma Police. PyrosNine: Weirdo Magnet Extraordinaire!

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07-20-2011, 01:30 PM	#30
Aerozord So we are clear Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Former murder capital of the world Posts: 13,824	No see there was another shooter, but you didn't see him. It was the genocidal madman known as Hasbro. Driven insane by millions of years of war believing that the only way to remove the stagnation was to cleanse the upper echelons of both sides. But not for the sake of peace. No so he could continue profiting from the creation of new warriors for both sides. OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE TO CYBERTRONS TRUE MASTERS, CORPORATE INTERESTS __________________ "don't hate me for being a heterosexual white guy disparaging slacktivism, hate me for all those murders I've done."

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