Exalted: Dead Waters

[Dracorion]

What I learned this session:

1. Watching Elesis fight an elder DB is like this.

[Krylo]

Used Admin Black Magic to get the log.

I'm too lazy to/have no program to make putting in line breaks easier. If someone wants to do that and reupload go for it.

For now it's a big ole mess, tho.

[Girasol of Chaos]

Alright, it's a little messy, but better than before.

[Steel Shadow]

Well, I may as well upload the log for the curious, and the unfortunate! Or I would, but I'm in a hurry and can't compress it.

Lessons learned:

1. None of us knows how to cook, except maybe Kaimi.
2. Neeran is the guy, he'll hook you up!
3. The underwater dance of love is unmistakable.
4. The power of rock is unstoppable. The power of catchy anime jingles should be feared.
5. Jubal can be useful! Unfortunately, NPCs can also be pricks.

[Krylo]

Log from last night in rough format.

[Arhra]

YOU'RE WELCOME.

[Arhra]

Evening everybody!

Here is the log! It should be formatted properly for notepad and, in a fit of Orwellian reality enhancement, I also ran the spellchecker on it.

(None of us can spell when typing fast.)

Today we discovered that battlegrounds are full of phat lewt, that manses are wonderful and that manses are made of explodium.

[Girasol of Chaos]

What I learned last night, as I kept Riin up with my chuckles.

1. DB zombies are like walking treasure chests that you need to hit.
2. First-age Kaimi was a fucking monstrosity, and also amazing. You folks best be careful she doesn't repeat her mistakes.
3. Garret has a secret base now.
4. Elesis doesn't listen to reason. Especially regarding doors or manses.
5. Semara needs a PD, but right now, some medical care.

[Steel Shadow]

Lessons I have learned!:

1. If you're leaving a shadowland, do it in style
2. Turns out we can leave shadowlands and this was always a thing we didn't have to worry about.
3. Being the king of an invisible palace is pretty sweet!
4. 5 dot valour is something of a bitch. 7 points of limit in one go, Elly? Ouch.
5. My compassion is now 6. Oh boy.
6. Elesis will sort out problem doors for us! We just won't be anywhere near grateful enough for it.
7. Semara can tank a nuclear explosion to the face. That does not mean she should.
8. I've been coming here so long I spelt it nuklear and saw nothing wrong with that.
9. All our games should end with us running away from massive explosions.
10. Man, I got some great gear from this game. Why does that make me think Krylo is about to start throwing serious fights at us?

[PhoenixFlame]

Lessons Learned:

1: Hungry ghosts of DBs in articulated artifact plate are no match for a sword.
2: You can gain seven limit from a single virtue roll.
3: Jedi door-opening prana opens doors.
4: It is impolite to continually antagonize the dawn's honor when they're dangerously close to limitbreak.
5: Surfing down the side of an exploding manse is awesome.