New candy - Page 5

Fifthfiend · 06-19-2004, 04:55 AM

1. Do these Belgian candies contain caramel and cookie crunch? I don't think so.

2. No company that relies on Eurotrash models to hawk its wares can possibly be deserving of consideration.

I rest my case.

PS: Go to bed!

cruelty13 · 06-19-2004, 05:12 AM

Why should I go to bed atone o'clock PM! Bedides, have you tried them? It's true, twix is good, and so are M&M's. Smarties were crappy. They tasted bland.

***RaiRai*** · 06-19-2004, 05:48 AM

I like a good double-decker myself. Or mint matchmakers. <3

shiney · 06-19-2004, 05:55 AM

fifthfiend, you have made me laugh until tears came out from this thread. Well done man, well done.

That being said...caramel or peanut butter twix? Or both? Decisions, man!

However the one thing about twix is you can't dare your friends to snort it without considerable amounts of alcohol or bravado. Any two bit monkey can snort a smarty. But I guess it would make them less smart to do that.

Stabbitty Death · 06-19-2004, 03:12 PM

Um, I like 100 grand and Snickers. I used to like Twix but I got tired of them (but they are still like 4 or 5 on my list). But nothing can even compare to the delight of the allmighty TURTLE!! :rmage: Dun dun dun!! If it weren't for the fact that they're more expensive than normal candy, I would have a huge box of them on my head attached to a tube that dispenses the chocolatey goodness everytime I breath!

Oh, and Smarties suxors my cluxorz.

Fifthfiend · 06-19-2004, 06:45 PM

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Why should I go to bed atone o'clock PM!

A short midday nap can be very conducive to good health and productivity.

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twix is good, and so are M&M's. Smarties were crappy. They tasted bland.

You are forgiven... but in the future, try to keep your Belgian indiscretions under control.

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fifthfiend, you have made me laugh until tears came out from this thread. Well done man, well done.

Save the applause, throw the money.

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peanut butter twix

There's no call for that kind of language around here.

Some people just have no sense of decency anymore, I swear.

Krylo · 06-19-2004, 07:02 PM

Best. Argument. Ever.

Further, Twix beats the shit out of both smarties and starburst with one hand tied behind it's back, and use of only one leg, while dancing to the hokey pokey. Not that I don't like smarties or starburst. I do rather enjoy smarties, in fact... but they are nothing compared to a Twix bar.

Which is nothing compared to giant pixie stix. Great for whenever you need a sugar rush. I swear to god, one year my blood tasted like candy because I used to go to the movie theater at LEAST once a week with my girlfriend and I'd buy about four-six two foot by 2 inch tubes of pixie dust (or whatever you'd call the stuff in pixie stix)... and shoot them all down, followed by soda. Or I'd flavor my soda with them.

But... then again... twix DO have the advantage of chocolate...

Ahh, screw it. Just give me both and call me fatty.

Funka Genocide · 06-19-2004, 07:53 PM

I like Sarburst, because they are individually wrapped you can spread them out over time, and they are still chewy, which is good. Jolly Ranchers are the best, because they last so long and are low in calories while being high in flavor. Every now and again I will eat some Reeses peanut butter cups, but I always have to work out afterwars or I feel bad, almost dirty really.

MasterOfMagic · 06-19-2004, 07:58 PM

Pix stix always get stopped up b/c of spit mixing with the pix. No matter what. It doesn't matter if your mouth is as dry as the Sahara desert, it still happens. Their still good though.

You people have no taste in candy. I can understand twix, I'll admit that it is hard to argue against such an awesome hunger quencher, (No, I haven't given in fithfeind. Smarties are still better) but Belgium chocalates?! I'm sorry, no. Too....expensive. If buying the candy breaks my wallet, it ruins my enjoyment.

Stabbitty Death · 06-19-2004, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoamelgustar

I like Sarburst, because they are individually wrapped you can spread them out over time, and they are still chewy, which is good. Jolly Ranchers are the best, because they last so long and are low in calories while being high in flavor. Every now and again I will eat some Reeses peanut butter cups, but I always have to work out afterwars or I feel bad, almost dirty really.

I don't like Jolly Ranchers because they always seem to leave my mouth all cut up. When eating candy is a painfull experience I tend to not like it.

06-19-2004, 04:55 AM	#41
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	1. Do these Belgian candies contain caramel and cookie crunch? I don't think so. 2. No company that relies on Eurotrash models to hawk its wares can possibly be deserving of consideration. I rest my case. PS: Go to bed! __________________ check out my buttspresso Last edited by Fifthfiend; 06-19-2004 at 05:05 AM.

06-19-2004, 05:12 AM	#42
cruelty13 Bring Cthulhu to Estonia! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In a tiny country next to Finland that quite obviously isn't sweeden nor Russia and where it rains Posts: 662	Why should I go to bed atone o'clock PM! Bedides, have you tried them? It's true, twix is good, and so are M&M's. Smarties were crappy. They tasted bland. __________________ CTHULHU FHTAGN HEY YOU! Go over here and take a look at my pictures!

06-19-2004, 05:48 AM	#43
*RaiRai* Check mate. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Down your pants. Posts: 2,210	I like a good double-decker myself. Or mint matchmakers. <3 __________________ I AM FURIOUS

06-19-2004, 05:55 AM	#44
shiney Derrrrrrrrrrrrrp. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The land of fartz and buttz Posts: 8,266	fifthfiend, you have made me laugh until tears came out from this thread. Well done man, well done. That being said...caramel or peanut butter twix? Or both? Decisions, man! However the one thing about twix is you can't dare your friends to snort it without considerable amounts of alcohol or bravado. Any two bit monkey can snort a smarty. But I guess it would make them less smart to do that. __________________ boop

06-19-2004, 03:12 PM	#45
Stabbitty Death Oh Yeah!!!! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Mommy says I can stay in the basement for as long as I want Posts: 572	Um, I like 100 grand and Snickers. I used to like Twix but I got tired of them (but they are still like 4 or 5 on my list). But nothing can even compare to the delight of the allmighty TURTLE!! :rmage: Dun dun dun!! If it weren't for the fact that they're more expensive than normal candy, I would have a huge box of them on my head attached to a tube that dispenses the chocolatey goodness everytime I breath! Oh, and Smarties suxors my cluxorz. __________________ Prepare to be dragonballed!! "Sorry, but FF1 roxorz my boxorz... FF8 SUXORZ my ClUCKSORZ". -Courtesy of Highschool Starship, by our very own Nique and Frozen Crono! The answer to any question: "Because the Wal-Mart tells us so!!"

06-19-2004, 07:02 PM	#47
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	Best. Argument. Ever. Further, Twix beats the shit out of both smarties and starburst with one hand tied behind it's back, and use of only one leg, while dancing to the hokey pokey. Not that I don't like smarties or starburst. I do rather enjoy smarties, in fact... but they are nothing compared to a Twix bar. Which is nothing compared to giant pixie stix. Great for whenever you need a sugar rush. I swear to god, one year my blood tasted like candy because I used to go to the movie theater at LEAST once a week with my girlfriend and I'd buy about four-six two foot by 2 inch tubes of pixie dust (or whatever you'd call the stuff in pixie stix)... and shoot them all down, followed by soda. Or I'd flavor my soda with them. But... then again... twix DO have the advantage of chocolate... Ahh, screw it. Just give me both and call me fatty. __________________ I am very tired.

06-19-2004, 07:53 PM	#48
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	I like Sarburst, because they are individually wrapped you can spread them out over time, and they are still chewy, which is good. Jolly Ranchers are the best, because they last so long and are low in calories while being high in flavor. Every now and again I will eat some Reeses peanut butter cups, but I always have to work out afterwars or I feel bad, almost dirty really.

06-19-2004, 07:58 PM	#49
MasterOfMagic ahahah Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,456	Pix stix always get stopped up b/c of spit mixing with the pix. No matter what. It doesn't matter if your mouth is as dry as the Sahara desert, it still happens. Their still good though. You people have no taste in candy. I can understand twix, I'll admit that it is hard to argue against such an awesome hunger quencher, (No, I haven't given in fithfeind. Smarties are still better) but *Belgium chocalates?!* I'm sorry, no. Too....expensive. If buying the candy breaks my wallet, it ruins my enjoyment.

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