Wing Wong.

[shiney]

This is how a conversation with Croteam goes.

shiney : You have been drive-by messaged by Shiney! Consider yourself [blessed/cursed].
shiney : Now I depart, for sleeping things.
shiney : Waha!
Croteam : Nooooooo!
Croteam : I am... dead.
Croteam : Alas!
shiney : Alas!
shiney : Oh wait, I ran away, right.
Croteam : YEAH! You can't be UNFAIR!
shiney : But that's part of one of my not-real middle names!
Croteam : If you can speak while running, then I can shoot a LASER BEAMSS!1! while I'm dead.
shiney : Lasar swords beams from your eyes (whic are also laser powerd!!!1
Croteam : No wayz! Can I have the sword powered sworder beamzor?!!1>
shiney : Only if you use it agenst the eva ninaja forces of ninja!
Croteam : I will not fail you master!
shiney : Well met my student. Well met indeed.
Croteam : <bows and the slays YOU!>
Croteam : I am the master!
shiney : My house has fallen! All tremble at the coming of Cro-fu!
Croteam : Cro-fu has been changed to Master Fu!
Croteam : It defeats all others forms of Fu! Even Fu Manchu!
shiney : And Egg Fu Young!
Croteam : And Fu... Fu... FrUit.
Croteam : Dammit, man! You're too clever!
Croteam : So clever, in fact, that you're... ClEver! AHA!
shiney : I'm like, Beaver Clever! Only it's spelt Cleaver.
Croteam : I bet that one soared over your head... Reuben hater.
shiney : Reubens are a tool of satan.
Croteam : Reubens are the food choice of the GODS!
Croteam : Sauerkraut is for MEN.
Croteam : Apparently little boys just can't handle it.
Croteam : And Shineys, too.
Croteam : When I die from too much love making at an old age, I want to be buried with a Reuben.
shiney : I will pee on your grave!
shiney : Or well
shiney : You know, hope it like, rains. Someday.
shiney : Nearby.
shiney : And attribute that to my revenge!
Croteam : Shiney... that hurts.
shiney : It wasn't directed towards you. Merely the reuben.
Croteam : I know. That's why it hurts so much.
Croteam : I just... I just ... Shiney, I just don't understand you anymore.
Croteam : Everytime we talk, it's "Sauerkraut is THIS bad," and "Reubens are THIS awful."
Croteam : It's never, "Hey! Dima! Let's share a beer and a Reuben... with extra Kraut!"
Croteam : Why? Why is that?
shiney : I'm sorry. I'm sorry. People..sometimes people change. Go through hard times in their lives, and they lash out. It's just, I mean...
shiney : It smells so damn funny...
Croteam : Oh, you men. You always say that.
shiney : Tee hee!
Croteam : That's no reason not to dive right in and enjoy it.
Croteam : Just lap it up. Ignore the odor.
Croteam : We're still talking about Reubens.
shiney : Yes, yes.
shiney : Reubens.
shiney : Y..eah..
Croteam : OH WHO AM I KIDDING!
Croteam : I was talking about the HOO HA!
shiney : Hurray for hoo ha!
Croteam : The sha-wing a wing! Weeoooo weeeooo!
shiney : Nyuk nyuk nyuk?
Croteam : Enough.
Croteam : Hehe.
Croteam : Just kidding.
Croteam : Buh-buh-ba-BOOM!
Croteam : The pant-pant-WOWZA-ai-yi-yi-yi
shiney : Aooooogah! And such.
Croteam : Ad infinitum.
Croteam : I don't know what that means.
shiney : I'm..I'm still new at this. I think you just took my bizarre noises virginity.
Croteam : But it sounds neat.
Croteam : I'm glad it was with someone I care about.
Croteam : I'll put this in my Scrapbook.
shiney : Oh, you always know the right thing to say.
Croteam : Whew.
shiney : I'm so touched that I might even consider, someday, staying in the same room while you have your way with a Reuben.
Croteam : It would be an honor.
Croteam : But if you disrespect it... even just once... even so much as a sidelong glance... I'll pop ya with a knuckle sandwich.
shiney : Better than a reuben sandwich!
Croteam : ...
Croteam : I've said all I have to say.
Croteam : We're through. I never thought a sandwich would come between us.
shiney : It's the KRAUT, baby! I can't help it.
shiney : It's GLANDULAR.
Croteam : Whatever.
Croteam : Someday you'll understand.
Croteam : Until that day...
Croteam : ... I'll be speaking to you through an unbiased third party.
shiney : And on that day, my friend, I will know the exact dosage of the right kind of medication to bring you back from the edge.
Croteam : Sigh.
shiney : I do this because I care.
Croteam : I don't need your help! I don't want it!
Croteam : You think you know me, but you have no idea.
Croteam : I NEED the Kraut.
shiney : Tell me, when faced down with a ripe, juice reuben, do you dare resist it's allure?
Croteam : I... Well I...
shiney : Does that not sound like an addiction?
Croteam : OKAY YOU'RE RIGHT. So what?
Croteam : What about you? I'm sure you can't be Mr. Perfect Pants With No Flaws or Imperfections.
Croteam : You must have a ... weakness.
shiney : Do I? Do I really?
Croteam : Aha!
Croteam : What is it?
shiney : What is what!
Croteam : Your weakness! Your addiction!
Croteam : It's borscht, isn't it?
shiney : I can't even pronounce that!
Croteam : Oh, please!
Croteam : It's pronounced just how it's spelled.
shiney : ...I woefully admit to my shortcomings. I cannot read.
Croteam : SO THERE IT IS!
Croteam : You've been typing through... you've been reading through... wait, wait. You can't read? Now I can take advantage of you!
Croteam : ... Figuratively speaking, of course.
Croteam : Shiney's an idiot!
shiney : I thought we were through!
Croteam : And he can't even read!
shiney : I'm telling mom to tell me what you're syaing, even though I am 23 and perfectly capable of ignoring the hurtful, hateful lies which I cannot understand!
Croteam : Shiney, Shiney, sitting in a tree, i-n-c-a-p-a-b-l-e o-f r-e-a-d-i-n-g.
Croteam : Now I'll just spell things out when I type to you, and you'll be h-e-l-p-l-e-s-s.
shiney : I...why do you...it hurts...you're not the man I fell into conversation with!
Croteam : My man-crush is goine.
Croteam : ...
Croteam : Gone.
Croteam : Oh no! I can't spell, either!
shiney : Like the wind?
Croteam : We're one of a kind! Two of a kind! Maybe even... three of a kind!
Croteam : I'm a ROYAL FLUSH.
shiney : Sorry, but I'm Straight.
shiney : Ah, card jokes!
shiney : They can do no wrong.
Croteam : Oh-ho!
Croteam : That was good one.
shiney : Better than being a Full House. Then I'd have to live in the 80s, and be horrendously unfunny.
Croteam : But you'd have two daughters that are... oh, wait - still horrendously unfunny.
Croteam : Oh, what wacky lives we lead.
Croteam : Someday, I shall write of this.
Croteam : And I will make millions upon millions.
shiney : Indeed. Millions!
shiney : And I will say..
shiney : "I knew that guy once, he's writing about me."
shiney : "Now, do you have a dollar? I lost my job..."
Croteam : About you? No, no. You wouldn't be in there.
Croteam : I was just talking about writing about me.
shiney : That would seem terribly on-sided.
shiney : one!
Croteam : On-sided!
Croteam : I like it!
shiney : Not on-sided! Because then we have to worry about off-sides! And now we're all, getting into sports, which ar an anathema to computer users!
Croteam : Says you. I'm a Team Handball wizard.
Croteam : Why, just last year I conquered Croatia.
shiney : Wow.
Croteam : I know.
Croteam : Let that sink in for a moment.
shiney : I couldn't quite best Tanzania.
Croteam : Well, I don't blame you. Tanzania's been the champion for the past decade.
Croteam : Someday, though. Someday I'll show them all.
shiney : For you have defeated Croatia, becoming the one true CroTeam.
Croteam : I'm forming a rag-tag group of tough-but-loveable Handball champions.
Croteam : Then, with some inspirational speeches and crazy hijinks, we'll beat them.
shiney : If one were to rearrange the letters of your name, one could almost form the words Toe Cream.
Croteam : YEAH? Well, if you rearrange Shiney, you get ... Hineys!
shiney : Curses! Exposed in such exposition!
Croteam : Or even... <giggle, giggle> neyshi!
shiney : That is pure blasphemy.
Croteam : Are you sure it's not ... sphemybla??
shiney : I'm not entirely sure, but I can find out..
Croteam : Check the handbook.
Croteam : I'm sure it's in the rules./
shiney : The Handball handbook?
Croteam : The handball handbook indeed.
Croteam : It's mighty, I daresay, hand...some.
Croteam : Or maybe even... hand...dy
Croteam : Handy. Hand-dy. Han...dy?
Croteam : Eh.
shiney : Dandy!
shiney : That's what I get out of all of it.
Croteam : Whatever.
Croteam : I don't get you.
shiney : That's understandable. Few do!
Croteam : Okay, fine. I'm going to sleep, and you're going to be sad.
Croteam : Goodbye.
shiney :
shiney : I will miss you...
Croteam : I will miss you too. But that's for me to know, and for you to dwell on.
shiney : Then dwell I shall!
Croteam : In a non... weird way.
Croteam : It's strictly platonic. Don't get any ideas about a passionate love affair, midnight trysts, or triangles.
Croteam : DEFINITELY no triangles.
shiney : Lousy three-sided jerks.
Croteam : Squares maybe.
Croteam : Maybe even... the ten sided one.
shiney : How about a rhombus?
Croteam : No, no. The one with ten sides.
Croteam : A dec... decahedron.
shiney : Decahedron!
Croteam : a tensideagon.
Croteam : That's the one!
shiney : Works for me!
Croteam : Tensidedgon.
Croteam : Okay. We'll have a passionate tensidedgon.
Croteam : And you will be sad.
Croteam : Goodbye!
shiney : Goodbye!
Croteam : Farewell!
shiney : Adieu!
Croteam : See you later!
shiney : Not if I see you first!
Croteam : Not if I'm invisible!
Croteam : And peeking!
shiney : Gasp-a-roo!


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Bizarre!

[Osterbaum]

That is...Well I'm not sure how to put it...Propably one of the weirdest chats I've heard about...And it's funny too

[Meister]

Originally Posted by Croteam

I NEED the Kraut.

You called?
Oh, burn...

[shiney]

NOW I SEE WHY HE REALLY LEFT ME!!!!!

Oh, you two hurt me deeply...betrayed by people I myself made mods...

[RaiRai]

I'm...confused, more than anything. I smell an orgy about to happen...a big, food fueled orgy...

[BlackMageGirl!]

That is the best thing I have read in a loooooooong time! Reminds me of my conversations with my sister....

[Krylo]

Wait a minute... Croteam LIKES sauerkraut? ...I will never look at, nor lust over, him in the same way ever again. Or at all.

I mean... seriously... sauerkraut?

[Rhana]

*Ahem* SOME people like it....

Edit: It looks like all chatlogs are being put in Arts and Crafts now.

[JoeCB]

I know I do.

I never get mine form shiney though

[Loneyes]

All I want to say, is that the title of this thread is VERY decieving.