Wing Wong. - Page 12

Thaumaturge · 12-08-2004, 06:39 AM

Ooooohh... This should be fun... from over here, of course *goes to stand in reinforced bunker on the other side of the planet, watching via scrying crystal*

I'd start giving you suggestions, Qeeko, but I know that you don't need any!

TLF, that was pretty funny!

Dragonsbane · 12-08-2004, 09:23 AM

*goes to an entirely separate demiplane, watches through a scrying globe* Indeed...poor TLF.

Though he does deserve what's going to happen to him!

QueenQeeko · 12-11-2004, 04:16 AM

*dusts off hands after dealing with TLF*

Omahdon: Boo!
QueenQeeko: AARGH!
Omahdon: AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!
QueenQeeko: ^^;;;;
Omahdon: *dead*
QueenQeeko: O_o
QueenQeeko: *pokes*
Omahdon: *died like those people in Ringu*
QueenQeeko: *revives with Life 2*
Omahdon: I am back from the dead!
Omahdon: That means I'm a zombie.
Omahdon: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNNSSSSS....
QueenQeeko: Uh no...
QueenQeeko: I would have used "Raised Dead" to turn you into a Zombie.
QueenQeeko: You're as alive as me
Omahdon: Does that mean you're a zombie? @_@
QueenQeeko: No...
QueenQeeko: It means you're alive. NORMAL alive.
Omahdon: I see.
Omahdon: Normal alive.
Omahdon: Then I guess I shouldn't have cracked open the skull of that little boy and eaten his brains? @_@
QueenQeeko: You didn't.
QueenQeeko: You've been standing here this whole time.
Omahdon: Then.... WHERE DID I GET THIS CAP WITH A PROPELLER??? @_@
QueenQeeko: You stole it from shiney.
Omahdon: I stole it from a little boy named shiney whose brains I then did 'et?
QueenQeeko: Well considering you've been in my sight since you showed up (that being a full ten minutes) then you certainly didn't do that while I was here.
QueenQeeko: So, that would mean if you did eat some kid's brains and steal his shiney hat, then you did it earlier.
QueenQeeko: In fact... y'know? I'm going over here.
Omahdon: I can smell your brains. @_@
QueenQeeko: Get away from me.

shiney · 12-11-2004, 06:14 AM

I miss my brains. Theys was good fer me.

Osterbaum · 12-11-2004, 06:42 AM

Heh...This indeed is a funny thread.

Not that I like to laugh at others misfortune or anything like that...

Dragonsbane · 12-11-2004, 03:40 PM

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Pixie · 12-13-2004, 08:49 AM

Db, hon, you have to much time on your hands. Didn't you have something else to do, like, bug me or something? Heh.

Meister · 12-13-2004, 02:02 PM

Eisengiesser signs on
Meister: would you look at that
Herr K.! [Mr. K]
(who appears often throughout German literature as I'm told)
Eisengiesser: oh yeah?
Meister: our English professor said so
Meister: Every few minutes there's someone named K.
[...]
Eisengiesser: I just found my name in a list of people who have a Swiss bank account
Meister: congrats
Eisengiesser: and several people right before me are named 'Bender'
hehe
Eisengiesser: Well, maybe I'll call them some time and withdraw something
Meister: "Hello, my name is K. and I'd like to withdraw a large sum of money."
Meister: "Oh yes, I know you! I read about you not long ago!"
Eisengiesser: "Of course you did! Now fork over the money!"
Eisengiesser: That would be nice.

shiney · 12-13-2004, 04:36 PM

I think from now on people with amazingly long chat logs should use the code tag. [*code] [*/code] without asterisks. It will encase it in a window that is seperately scrollable from the main forum window itself, and as such won't make everyone have to scroll a hojillion screenlengths!

Plus it will format tabs.

Meister · 12-14-2004, 06:35 PM

... said shiney two posts before the limit.

I had no knowledge about this tag at all! Clearly your mastery of all things forum is more advanced than mine could ever be. Call me Grasshopper if you so desire. *bows*

12-08-2004, 06:39 AM	#111
Thaumaturge Magikoopa Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,767	Ooooohh... This should be fun... from over here, of course goes to stand in reinforced bunker on the other side of the planet, watching via scrying crystal I'd start giving you suggestions, Qeeko, but I know that you don't need any! TLF, that was pretty funny! __________________ Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!! ahem. sorry.

12-11-2004, 04:16 AM	#113
QueenQeeko Sent to the cornfield Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,099	Now that is taken care of... dusts off hands after dealing with TLF Omahdon: Boo! QueenQeeko: AARGH! Omahdon: AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!! QueenQeeko: ^^;;;; Omahdon: dead QueenQeeko: O_o QueenQeeko: pokes Omahdon: died like those people in Ringu QueenQeeko: revives with Life 2 Omahdon: I am back from the dead! Omahdon: That means I'm a zombie. Omahdon: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNNSSSSS.... QueenQeeko: Uh no... QueenQeeko: I would have used "Raised Dead" to turn you into a Zombie. QueenQeeko: You're as alive as me Omahdon: Does that mean you're a zombie? @_@ QueenQeeko: No... QueenQeeko: It means you're alive. NORMAL alive. Omahdon: I see. Omahdon: Normal alive. Omahdon: Then I guess I shouldn't have cracked open the skull of that little boy and eaten his brains? @_@ QueenQeeko: You didn't. QueenQeeko: You've been standing here this whole time. Omahdon: Then.... WHERE DID I GET THIS CAP WITH A PROPELLER??? @_@ QueenQeeko: You stole it from shiney. Omahdon: I stole it from a little boy named shiney whose brains I then did 'et? QueenQeeko: Well considering you've been in my sight since you showed up (that being a full ten minutes) then you certainly didn't do that while I was here. QueenQeeko: So, that would mean if you did eat some kid's brains and steal his shiney hat, then you did it earlier. QueenQeeko: In fact... y'know? I'm going over here. Omahdon: I can smell your brains. @_@ QueenQeeko: Get away from me.

12-11-2004, 06:14 AM	#114
shiney Derrrrrrrrrrrrrp. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The land of fartz and buttz Posts: 8,266	I miss my brains. Theys was good fer me. __________________ boop

12-11-2004, 06:42 AM	#115
Osterbaum The revolution will be memed! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: FIN Posts: 5,967	Heh...This indeed is a funny thread. Not that I like to laugh at others misfortune or anything like that... __________________ D is for Dirty Commie!

12-13-2004, 04:36 PM	#119
shiney Derrrrrrrrrrrrrp. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The land of fartz and buttz Posts: 8,266	I think from now on people with amazingly long chat logs should use the code tag. [code] [/code] without asterisks. It will encase it in a window that is seperately scrollable from the main forum window itself, and as such won't make everyone have to scroll a hojillion screenlengths! Plus it will format tabs. __________________ boop

12-13-2004, 08:49 AM	#117
Pixie Bullet Bill Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 337	Db, hon, you have to much time on your hands. Didn't you have something else to do, like, bug me or something? Heh.

12-13-2004, 02:02 PM	#118
Meister Pure joy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 10,689	Eisengiesser signs on Meister: would you look at that Herr K.! [Mr. K] (who appears often throughout German literature as I'm told) Eisengiesser: oh yeah? Meister: our English professor said so Meister: Every few minutes there's someone named K. [...] Eisengiesser: I just found my name in a list of people who have a Swiss bank account Meister: congrats Eisengiesser: and several people right before me are named 'Bender' hehe Eisengiesser: Well, maybe I'll call them some time and withdraw something Meister: "Hello, my name is K. and I'd like to withdraw a large sum of money." Meister: "Oh yes, I know you! I read about you not long ago!" Eisengiesser: "Of course you did! Now fork over the money!" Eisengiesser: That would be nice.

12-14-2004, 06:35 PM	#120
Meister Pure joy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 10,689	... said shiney two posts before the limit. I had no knowledge about this tag at all! Clearly your mastery of all things forum is more advanced than mine could ever be. Call me Grasshopper if you so desire. bows

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