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12-18-2004, 09:28 PM
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<Insert sarcasm/wit>
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Under your couch.
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"Shaddap I'm better than you, youre a dirty communist!" or always "I kill you fool!" or even "You go ta hell an you DIE!"
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12-18-2004, 10:12 PM
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That Guy
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: The city that doesn't sleep
Posts: 1,039
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Here in Ecuador, sopa (literally "soup" in spanish) has become an insult. It's supposed to mean "gay" (as in, homosexual, not in the "that is so gay" sense) but I have no idea why. Like, people will say "You're a sopa."
And, Newb, give me the long version. I must learn this secret.
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12-18-2004, 11:02 PM
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The One That Says Bad MotherF$#%er
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: right behiND THIS DOOR! A-HAh!
Posts: 172
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hail to the python
*uhhhh (inhales deeply)
" Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of eldaberres! You sons of a window dresser. i wave my privates at your aunties, you brightly colored mealy tepled cranberry smelling electric donkey bottom biters. You tiny brained wipers of other peoples bottoms" i nailed one of my friends with about half of this during an argument. If i were him i would have cried.
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12-19-2004, 02:13 PM
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King of No Pants
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Wherever good times are had.
Posts: 552
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I personally prefer things such as "Shut up ugly", "Your face is stupid", and "Because you touch yourself at night." If I'm in a particularly "retro" mood, then I'll go with the classic "Your mom."
"Who the hell left my binder out where ANYONE could get it?!" "Your mom." "...That doesn't even make sense." "Your MOM doesn't even make sense!" "What the FUG are you talking about?!" "Your mom, bitch!" "SHUT UP!" "Your face is stupid, so YOU shut up! Ugly!"
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Jadarendir Damned My creations. Jadarendir's Song! Yeee! My/SAAM's song for CheshireThief! Jadarendir's Drum Solo! God Bless TD. |
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12-19-2004, 03:44 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 395
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I don't insult people much (it's not "me" and I always screw it up.), though on occasion I'll refer to any of my friends as eel-humans. Instead of insults I usually prefer to give unique, evil villian-styled threats:
"If you don't shut your blubbery, jolly fat face I'll sink my teeth into your jugular and bath in a fountain of your blood!" |
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12-19-2004, 07:03 PM
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Monty Mole
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 791
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I've got a few that I made up on the spot...
fruitbasket used dick-hat useless boob (as in a girl who has boobs, but will not allow me to 'use them') oily men! my butt! Go lick a lampost when it's cold, so I can kick you while you're stuck to it,ass. ass-jackhammer ass-shoveler your face is made of ugly I hate you and your pants. you're ugly. I want to have sex with your 8 year old sister. My hands will make hurting on your skin. If that's a face, this is a fist to throw it at. You can't come to my birthday part. You suck like a shemale prostitute with no lady parts. the list goes on, and i'm so wrooooong I can get pretty sharp tongued when I'm playing off of other people, but those are REAL insults, not silly ones like the above.
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Eat poo, guys. Last edited by Dj_StarChild; 12-19-2004 at 07:07 PM. |
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12-20-2004, 11:39 AM
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<= behold Jibar!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Not telling.
Posts: 153
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I made up a word which I use to insult people.
Nigit. I don't even know what it means. I use it all the time, like: "Ah nigit, I was gonna eat that!" Or, "Man, that was nigit!" As far as I can tell though, it just comes up when I want it too.
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12-21-2004, 01:08 AM
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Master of Moosey Fate
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Where do YOU live?
Posts: 43
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Ah yes. I have an insult that my brother, whom is older than me, uses.
Our argument goes like this: Me-"Your mom!" Brother-"No, my mom."
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