Design yourselves! - Page 2

Crodevillian Team · 03-05-2005, 11:41 PM

If I were to put all of my stats onto paper, it'd go something like this... or exactly like this.

1. Cooking Ability: About a nine million. If you try my Campbell's Soup or grilled cheese, I think you'd easily agree.

2. Dance Skills: I'm a little rusty with my Pendet, but my Troika is exceptional To The Max! I'm going to put this particular stat at a modest eight and half billion.

3. Artistic Ability: As I'm sure you've noticed through past posts of mine, I'm quite talented when it comes to portraiture and other fine arts. This statistic I will rank at forty.

4. Calories: I'm low fat, so I think I'm generally safe and nutritious for consumption. Were I to guess, I'd say I'm about 160 calories per serving, with a serving size of six feet, two inches.

5. Mathematical Ability: If x is equal to thirteen, and y is equal to two and a half million, my mathematical ability is equal to x + y, or eighteen point seven repeating.

6. Literary Talent: Well, I can't speak for myself, but this is what the New York Times had to say about me: "Here the extended metaphor of the archipelago is joined by an image that informed Solzhenitsyn's novel "The Cancer Ward." Evoking his own experience of cancer, he perceives the cancer as a tumor that, in metastisizing, infected the whole nation with its poison... Solzhenitsyn believes that the individual, armed with Truth and Right alone, can move tyrants, subvert power and alter the course of history." Well, I think they said that about me.

7. Crash Test Rating: I'm happy to report I received a five star government rating. That's right; I'm as a safe as a Mercury Montego!

8. Class: First

9. Feat: Two.

10. Aesthetic Value: I'll let you be the judge, based on this photograph I took of myself with a camera I invented:

I'm sure you could tell, but I'm holding a glass of Five Alive and a Cane. My signature is holding a glass of Five Alive too, which it can do because the 'y' has an extended tail that acts as a gripping device, or to coin a new term I've developed, a "hand." That is a delicious apple tree in the background. There is a sky in the background [sorry, it sneaked in there] as well as a Great Auk. I may or may not have horns in real life.

Okay, so I don't actually play Donjons and Demons, or Labrynths and Liches, or whatever it is you kids call it these days. I'm sure they have these stats, though. Right?

Elminster_Amaur · 03-06-2005, 12:07 AM

Sheer stats for my RL self? Sure, I'll provide you with those:
Str: 15
Dex: 11
Con: 10
Int: 20
Wis: 5
Cha: 15

Lvl 0.25 Engineer. Just 3 years to go and I'll be a lvl 1!

By my question to you, sir Dante, is, why do you wish for these stats? Is it for some sick twisted locating mechanism that is used to find us and kill us? IS THAT IT??? Or maybe you want merely to know your Enemies and Allies or other such Randomly capitalised Words.

Red Mage Black · 03-06-2005, 05:03 PM

Name-Dave
Game-D20 Future
Race-Human
Class-Lvl 15 Drednought
Stats-
HP=320
Strength=30-ish
Dexterity=16
Constiution=17
Intelligence=15
Wisdom=16
Charisma=16
Equipment-Wits, humor, and the occasional knowledge of all things role playing.

Funka Genocide · 03-08-2005, 10:49 AM

you know, I actually did this a few months back as a joke. My midterm evaluation of performance was up, and they needed some input from me. I turned in a D&D character sheet, we're all a bunch of geeks in the Electronic Technician field, so everyone thought it was hilarious. (why yes, I am a dork! thanks for noticing <3 )

Name: Erick
str:13 (bench 250, not too shabby id I do say so myself!)
dex:14 (I can pull my legs behind my head and kick over my head a la Hwoarang from tekken, yeah, I'm also a panther in the sack

)
con:12 ( ah, the advantages of youth!)
wis: 8 (scatterbrained=me)
int:16 (IQ 150, thats pretty high right?)
cha: 9 (don't let the two green squares fool you, I'm an antisocial bastard!)

class/lvl: Sailor/2 Electronic technician/10 cook/1
hd: D8/D6/D6
hp: 62

AC: 13 (+2 dex, +1armor for utility jacket)

attack bonus: +8/+3

weapons: Multimeter dmg=d6 crit=18-20 x2 size=tiny ab=+9/+4
9mm pistol dmg=d10 crit-19-20x3 range=50ft size=tiny ab=+11/+6

feats: imitate superior: allows user to impersonate their boss for incredible comedic value

shirk responsibility: allows the ET to avoid duties and assignments without repercussion, once per day per level

make sandwich: allows user to make a delicious sandwich

bullshit: allows ET to confuse operators with incomprehensible technical jargon.

ex: Well what we have here is an inoperable flux capacitor, I'll place the part on order immediately.

Repair electronics: allows user to fix broken electronic equipment.

equipment: various uniforms, steel toed boots, tweaker set, multimeter, replacement parts. Pen. cigarrettes.

spells: lvl 1: hide munchies, manifest TP, create resistor, enchant fuse

lvl 2: HF communications, read schematic, absorb RF frequency

lvl3: lightning bolt, radiate, summon subordinate

lvl4: computer access, security clearance

ok, thats about enough out of me...

Krylo · 03-08-2005, 06:14 PM

I would fill out a character sheet for myself, but I don't know how to make the infinity symbol in text--you know, the sideways eight thing--and it would OBVIOUSLY be necessary multiple times on a sheet representing my real self.

Thanatos · 03-08-2005, 06:42 PM

Name: Johnathan
Class Bard lvl. 6
STR: 12
Dex: 11
CON: 16
INT: 19
WIS 18
CHA: 16

HP: 25
SKills: Performance Voice +8, Performance low brass + 3, Listen +5, spot +12, Search +5, knowledge History +9, Bluff +4

Kahkau · 03-08-2005, 07:15 PM

Name-Adam
Race-Human
Class-Level 10 Blade
--Stats--
HP=125
Strength=19/+25
Dexterity=17
Constiution=12
Intelligence=18
Wisdom=18
Charisma=12
equipment=+1 sword of bluntness (I kid you not), Leather armour, amazingly slow wit!

DragonDaimyo · 03-08-2005, 09:39 PM

Off to check the D&D reference sheet to see what best fits me.

*Leaves*

*Comes back hours later reeking of the smell of old books*

Okay, so here's what I found.

Game: D&D
Name: Heath
Race: Human
Class: Wizard (for lack of anything better)

Str: 9
Dex: 14
Con: 12
Int: 16
Wis: 13
Cha: 11

Equipment: Staff, cool-looking robe, standard gear (food, bedroll, etc.)

Note: May edit skills and spells in later if I have time to.

Nikkoru · 03-08-2005, 11:48 PM

Name: Saku
Species: Human, as far as I can tell
Class: Magekiller (because I like the sound of it)
Level: 2
HP/MP: 40/70
Strength: 5 - I am really really weak, kittens can have their way with me
Dexterity: 10 - I can fold five paper cranes in two minutes.
Constitution: 7 - for some reason I am always sick, I think it is because of -
Luck: 4 - weak weak luck.
Wisdom: 11 - I am very wise for my age, but never ask me a question about anything.
Intelligence:10 - I am not retarded, leave it at that.
Charisma: 8 - I am not likeable.

Skills:

Apathy - The ability to completely ignore anything, and be completely uninvolved.- no use, not that it cares.

Indecisiveness - Constantly changing my decisions on everything - allows character to select others to have their turn in place of character.. ad nausea.

Making Folded Cranes - This is where my dexterity helps me, evasion increases %2 each turn.

Use - Allows character to use any object in the inventory, especially those which are pretty or shiney.

Spells:

Sleep lvl 1 - Puts target to sleep, allows character to sneak by with minimal effort

Silence lvl 1 - Prevents target's spell from being cast, also useful on annoying people character tends to meet who like to talk a lot.

Confuse lvl 2 - Causes the target to attack self, allies at random, this is where philosophy helps.

Curse lvl 3 - Causes character's bad luck to be inflicted on others, hopefully the enemy.

Flarecobra · 03-11-2005, 12:00 AM

NOTE: More FFish, as I'm not sure as to what they'd be D&D-wise. Might change a few stats later.

Name: Flarecobra
Class: Dragoon, Red Mage
Species: Human
Level: 68 (I've been around a while :P )
HP/MP: 5268/352
Atk: 170
Def: 140
MagAtk: 120
MagDef: 140
Agl: 20
Spr: 20
Vit: 40
Spd: 50

Commands:
Attack
Magic
Jump

Spells:
BLACK
Fire
Firara
Figa
Bolt
Boltara
Bolga
Water
Wataga
Poison
Flare
Firestorm
Thunderstorm

WHITE
Cure
Curara
Reflect
Esuna

Inate abilities:
Airstrike
FireEater
SOS Protect
SOS Regain

03-06-2005, 12:07 AM	#12
Elminster_Amaur Her hands were cold and small. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: My Mind Posts: 2,049	Sheer stats for my RL self? Sure, I'll provide you with those: Str: 15 Dex: 11 Con: 10 Int: 20 Wis: 5 Cha: 15 Lvl 0.25 Engineer. Just 3 years to go and I'll be a lvl 1! By my question to you, sir Dante, is, why do you wish for these stats? Is it for some sick twisted locating mechanism that is used to find us and kill us? IS THAT IT??? Or maybe you want merely to know your Enemies and Allies or other such Randomly capitalised Words. __________________ "It just rubs me the wrong way." -CJ, most likely about non-yaoi porn or something

03-08-2005, 06:14 PM	#15
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	I would fill out a character sheet for myself, but I don't know how to make the infinity symbol in text--you know, the sideways eight thing--and it would OBVIOUSLY be necessary multiple times on a sheet representing my real self. __________________ I am very tired.

03-08-2005, 06:42 PM	#16
Thanatos High Priest of the Llama Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Hellvidia Posts: 327	Name: Johnathan Class Bard lvl. 6 STR: 12 Dex: 11 CON: 16 INT: 19 WIS 18 CHA: 16 HP: 25 SKills: Performance Voice +8, Performance low brass + 3, Listen +5, spot +12, Search +5, knowledge History +9, Bluff +4 __________________ So says the church of the Mod!!

03-08-2005, 07:15 PM	#17
Kahkau Level 1? nah. Gameshark. Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Minnesota Posts: 72	Name-Adam Race-Human Class-Level 10 Blade --Stats-- HP=125 Strength=19/+25 Dexterity=17 Constiution=12 Intelligence=18 Wisdom=18 Charisma=12 equipment=+1 sword of bluntness (I kid you not), Leather armour, amazingly slow wit! __________________ When injustice becomes law, Revolution becomes duty. No, no, thats not funny. Oh, how I wish to be accepted by my peers on the basis of humor. Just like everone else.

03-08-2005, 09:39 PM	#18
DragonDaimyo Man without an avatar. Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, hidden underneath the fridge Posts: 380	Off to check the D&D reference sheet to see what best fits me. Leaves Comes back hours later reeking of the smell of old books Okay, so here's what I found. Game: D&D Name: Heath Race: Human Class: Wizard (for lack of anything better) Str: 9 Dex: 14 Con: 12 Int: 16 Wis: 13 Cha: 11 Equipment: Staff, cool-looking robe, standard gear (food, bedroll, etc.) Note: May edit skills and spells in later if I have time to. __________________ DO NOT MEDDLE IN THE AFFAIRS OF DRAGONS! for you are crunchy and good with ketchup! :rmage: "A fire dragon's organs are vulnerable to ice spells! I am a genius!!!"

03-05-2005, 11:41 PM	#11
Crodevillian Team You -got- my postcard?! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Roewer Posts: 786	If I were to put all of my stats onto paper, it'd go something like this... or exactly like this. 1. Cooking Ability: About a nine million. If you try my Campbell's Soup or grilled cheese, I think you'd easily agree. 2. Dance Skills: I'm a little rusty with my Pendet, but my Troika is exceptional To The Max! I'm going to put this particular stat at a modest eight and half billion. 3. Artistic Ability: As I'm sure you've noticed through past posts of mine, I'm quite talented when it comes to portraiture and other fine arts. This statistic I will rank at forty. 4. Calories: I'm low fat, so I think I'm generally safe and nutritious for consumption. Were I to guess, I'd say I'm about 160 calories per serving, with a serving size of six feet, two inches. 5. Mathematical Ability: If x is equal to thirteen, and y is equal to two and a half million, my mathematical ability is equal to x + y, or eighteen point seven repeating. 6. Literary Talent: Well, I can't speak for myself, but this is what the New York Times had to say about me: "Here the extended metaphor of the archipelago is joined by an image that informed Solzhenitsyn's novel "The Cancer Ward." Evoking his own experience of cancer, he perceives the cancer as a tumor that, in metastisizing, infected the whole nation with its poison... Solzhenitsyn believes that the individual, armed with Truth and Right alone, can move tyrants, subvert power and alter the course of history." Well, I think they said that about me. 7. Crash Test Rating: I'm happy to report I received a five star government rating. That's right; I'm as a safe as a Mercury Montego! 8. Class: First 9. Feat: Two. 10. Aesthetic Value: I'll let you be the judge, based on this photograph I took of myself with a camera I invented: I'm sure you could tell, but I'm holding a glass of Five Alive and a Cane. My signature is holding a glass of Five Alive too, which it can do because the 'y' has an extended tail that acts as a gripping device, or to coin a new term I've developed, a "hand." That is a delicious apple tree in the background. There is a sky in the background [sorry, it sneaked in there] as well as a Great Auk. I may or may not have horns in real life. Okay, so I don't actually play Donjons and Demons, or Labrynths and Liches, or whatever it is you kids call it these days. I'm sure they have these stats, though. Right?

03-06-2005, 05:03 PM	#13
Red Mage Black Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Where the Sun isn't so warm. Posts: 2,673	Name-Dave Game-D20 Future Race-Human Class-Lvl 15 Drednought Stats- HP=320 Strength=30-ish Dexterity=16 Constiution=17 Intelligence=15 Wisdom=16 Charisma=16 Equipment-Wits, humor, and the occasional knowledge of all things role playing.

03-08-2005, 10:49 AM	#14
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	you know, I actually did this a few months back as a joke. My midterm evaluation of performance was up, and they needed some input from me. I turned in a D&D character sheet, we're all a bunch of geeks in the Electronic Technician field, so everyone thought it was hilarious. (why yes, I am a dork! thanks for noticing <3 ) Name: Erick str:13 (bench 250, not too shabby id I do say so myself!) dex:14 (I can pull my legs behind my head and kick over my head a la Hwoarang from tekken, yeah, I'm also a panther in the sack ) con:12 ( ah, the advantages of youth!) wis: 8 (scatterbrained=me) int:16 (IQ 150, thats pretty high right?) cha: 9 (don't let the two green squares fool you, I'm an antisocial bastard!) class/lvl: Sailor/2 Electronic technician/10 cook/1 hd: D8/D6/D6 hp: 62 AC: 13 (+2 dex, +1armor for utility jacket) attack bonus: +8/+3 weapons: Multimeter dmg=d6 crit=18-20 x2 size=tiny ab=+9/+4 9mm pistol dmg=d10 crit-19-20x3 range=50ft size=tiny ab=+11/+6 feats: imitate superior: allows user to impersonate their boss for incredible comedic value shirk responsibility: allows the ET to avoid duties and assignments without repercussion, once per day per level make sandwich: allows user to make a delicious sandwich bullshit: allows ET to confuse operators with incomprehensible technical jargon. ex: Well what we have here is an inoperable flux capacitor, I'll place the part on order immediately. Repair electronics: allows user to fix broken electronic equipment. equipment: various uniforms, steel toed boots, tweaker set, multimeter, replacement parts. Pen. cigarrettes. spells: lvl 1: hide munchies, manifest TP, create resistor, enchant fuse lvl 2: HF communications, read schematic, absorb RF frequency lvl3: lightning bolt, radiate, summon subordinate lvl4: computer access, security clearance ok, thats about enough out of me...

03-08-2005, 11:48 PM	#19
Nikkoru always minty Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: In a state of mind Posts: 100	Name: Saku Species: Human, as far as I can tell Class: Magekiller (because I like the sound of it) Level: 2 HP/MP: 40/70 Strength: 5 - I am really really weak, kittens can have their way with me Dexterity: 10 - I can fold five paper cranes in two minutes. Constitution: 7 - for some reason I am always sick, I think it is because of - Luck: 4 - weak weak luck. Wisdom: 11 - I am very wise for my age, but never ask me a question about anything. Intelligence:10 - I am not retarded, leave it at that. Charisma: 8 - I am not likeable. Skills: Apathy - The ability to completely ignore anything, and be completely uninvolved.- no use, not that it cares. Indecisiveness - Constantly changing my decisions on everything - allows character to select others to have their turn in place of character.. ad nausea. Making Folded Cranes - This is where my dexterity helps me, evasion increases %2 each turn. Use - Allows character to use any object in the inventory, especially those which are pretty or shiney. Spells: Sleep lvl 1 - Puts target to sleep, allows character to sneak by with minimal effort Silence lvl 1 - Prevents target's spell from being cast, also useful on annoying people character tends to meet who like to talk a lot. Confuse lvl 2 - Causes the target to attack self, allies at random, this is where philosophy helps. Curse lvl 3 - Causes character's bad luck to be inflicted on others, hopefully the enemy.

03-11-2005, 12:00 AM	#20
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	NOTE: More FFish, as I'm not sure as to what they'd be D&D-wise. Might change a few stats later. Name: Flarecobra Class: Dragoon, Red Mage Species: Human Level: 68 (I've been around a while :P ) HP/MP: 5268/352 Atk: 170 Def: 140 MagAtk: 120 MagDef: 140 Agl: 20 Spr: 20 Vit: 40 Spd: 50 Commands: Attack Magic Jump Spells: BLACK Fire Firara Figa Bolt Boltara Bolga Water Wataga Poison Flare Firestorm Thunderstorm WHITE Cure Curara Reflect Esuna Inate abilities: Airstrike FireEater SOS Protect SOS Regain __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them. Last edited by Flarecobra; 03-12-2005 at 02:22 AM.

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