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05-03-2005, 07:13 AM
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The revolution will be memed!
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: FIN
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Finns are so EVIL!
This is what I happened to find:
http://apolyton.net/forums/showthrea...hreadid=42100b Read the thread (it's short, don't worry). It's all true. We finns are so evil. Almost no-one compares to our evilness. You should know this, for you know me! At days I am Captain FINLAND!!!, but by nights I am Osterbaum... An evil overlord. But! This thread is not about me! I just thought it was a funny post someone made. Any comments? Something to add? Begging me not to steal more lakes or something?
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D is for Dirty Commie! Last edited by Osterbaum; 05-03-2005 at 07:16 AM. |
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05-03-2005, 07:45 AM
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Magikoopa
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Heh, it is very funny indeed!
 I especially enjoyed the counter-post (post 10 in the linked-to thread) Quote:
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Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!! ahem. sorry. Last edited by Thaumaturge; 05-03-2005 at 07:50 AM. |
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05-03-2005, 10:27 AM
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Sent to the cornfield
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Crushing the weak beneath the iron jackboots of tyranny
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Curse you, Finns! I will never sell out to Nokia (again)! Motorola has my allegiance!
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05-03-2005, 10:50 AM
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Oh hi! :D
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Hey, if you're stealing lakes...>.> <.< Can I have one? It'll make a nice addition to my garden...
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05-03-2005, 11:37 AM
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Villainous Archmage
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Citadel of Black Magic.
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Osterbaum...it is time I reveal to you a terrible, terrible secret. The first Finn was one of my disciples, a student sent to teach a "chosen people" in the ways of true Evil. Yes, I was alive back then.
You, Osterbaum, are the final result of a project that has spanned many of your "generations". Project FINN. The acronym is in another language, so don't try deciphering it. The language itself belonged to a race of beings who worshipped Azathoth, the Daemon Sultan, the head of the Cthulhoid pantheon. The words are untranslateable, as the depths of evil and madness used in their tongue are unknown to the human race, so we have no real words to describe them. When those lakes become portals to the dark depths of the Abyss, and gibbering beings of demonic horror pour forth, then it will be time for Finland to rise up and enslave the rest of humanity.
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05-03-2005, 01:12 PM
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The revolution will be memed!
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And I must say that we are proud to be the "chosen people". We will continue this evil till we die!But since we are really so evil, we wont of course sware alliegance to you, but to ourselves and spread our own evil amongst the whole world.
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05-03-2005, 02:47 PM
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Pixie's li'l Brother
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: In Exile!
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Do I have a claim to this evil?
My Father's Mother's Mother's Father was a Finn... But my Father's Father is a Scot, my Father's Mother's Father was Dutch, my Father's Mother's Mother was Irish and Welsh, and my Mother is Norwegian. And I was born in upstate New York... And now live in Central Connecticut... Damn, I wanted that evil. I listen to Nightwish, though. And, soon., this other Finnish band you sent me.
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05-03-2005, 03:13 PM
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Zettai Hero
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: A figment of my own imagination
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Funnily enough I think I'm welsh-mexican. Which means I'm not only pure good, but I'm also lazy about it. Which would explain why I've yet to stop any of the evil one's (Curse you Gates!) plans. Eh, i'll get around to it, eventually.
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05-03-2005, 04:08 PM
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Oh hi! :D
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but, a small lake or pond is what I had in mind actually. >.> So, what's your price? |
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05-03-2005, 04:15 PM
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Pure joy
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Germany
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As much as it takes for him to fly over with a bucket of water and back.
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