Finns are so EVIL! - Page 2

PyrosNine · 05-03-2005, 04:31 PM

No, as much as it costs to buy his own Yacht, cause He'll just sneak over to BMgirls house and use her hose to make the pond. I know because It's the exact opposite of what I'd do.

Osterbaum · 05-04-2005, 03:13 AM

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Damn, I wanted that evil.

Everyone always does...

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I listen to Nightwish, though.
And, soon., this other Finnish band you sent me.

Yes...sucumb to these evils and you are a step closer to becoming my aprentice...

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Eh, i'll get around to it, eventually.

Not if I first get you to use a Nokia and you then you wont be able to communicate with ANYONE! MUAHAHAHAHAA!!!

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-_- I do not have mind control powers.

Yes you do.

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but, a small lake or pond is what I had in mind actually. >.> So, what's your price?

You see! Dammit you!

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As much as it takes for him to fly over with a bucket of water and back.

You got that right. Wich is atleast 10 million �

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No, as much as it costs to buy his own Yacht, cause He'll just sneak over to BMgirls house and use her hose to make the pond. I know because It's the exact opposite of what I'd do.

Revealing other people's evil plans is not cool! You got that?

Thanatos · 05-04-2005, 04:55 AM

Hey Oster, was that you who stoll the pond off my grandfathers land about 10 years ago and left behind all th old tractor parts?? I so, way to go man, that damn pond swallowed my wagon when I was a kid, and I finally got it back.
Plus I know a good lake that you can have. It annoys me, because it's always filled with little kids and rednecks. I've tried to solve the problem myself by integrating alligators and deadly snakes to the environment, but the park rangers keep capturing them.
Also, is it possible to become a Finn? I mean ya'll have the greatest composers and musicians and beautiful women. I'm jealous.

Roland · 05-04-2005, 07:37 AM

O_O

I knew that one day, it would have to come to this...

*pulls out Durandal*

RAAAAAAAAWR! TO FINLAND!

*runs*

...

*still running*

...

*hits the west coast of Lake Michigan*

... curses. Foiled by water yet again.

*bides his time, until Finland steals Lake Michigan*

Dragonsbane · 05-04-2005, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackMageGirl!

-_- I do not have mind control powers.

"She's not the mind-ruler you're looking for." *ancient Jedi hand gesture*

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Originally Posted by Osterbaum

And I must say that we are proud to be the "chosen people". We will continue this evil till we die!But since we are really so evil, we wont of course sware alliegance to you, but to ourselves and spread our own evil amongst the whole world.

Excellent! Well, obviously not! That would mean I would have to stay here and micromanage everything. It's more fun just to kick back and watch the carnage. Go forth, and spread the EVIL!

BlackMageGirl! · 05-04-2005, 11:27 AM

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but, a small lake or pond is what I had in mind actually. >.> So, what's your price?

You see! Dammit you!

What I see is an overly paranoid Finnish guy. =P

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As much as it takes for him to fly over with a bucket of water and back.

You got that right. Wich is atleast 10 million �

Which converts to a little under 13 million US dollars. If I had that type of money, would I be asking you to steal something for me? =P

And I do NOT have mind powers! -_-

Osterbaum · 05-04-2005, 01:39 PM

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Hey Oster, was that you who stoll the pond off my grandfathers land about 10 years ago and left behind all th old tractor parts??

Nothing like that ever happened. Now go back to sleep.

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Also, is it possible to become a Finn?

No.

I love to say that. MUAHAHAHAHAA!!!

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*bides his time, until Finland steals Lake Michigan*

We are only interested in quality material.

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Excellent! Well, obviously not! That would mean I would have to stay here and micromanage everything. It's more fun just to kick back and watch the carnage. Go forth, and spread the EVIL!

II have one thing to 'say':

MUAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

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What I see is an overly paranoid Finnish guy. =P

Yeah you're right.

Hey...Wait a minute!

YOU DID IT AGAIN!

Thanatos · 05-04-2005, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Osterbaum

Nothing like that ever happened. Now go back to sleep.

I wasn't dreaming. It was you, cause spray painted on the side of one of the tractor parts was the phrase "Capt'n Finlandia wuz here." I knew I'd find you one day so I could thank you. Now when are you going to steal that lake I was telling you about?

Osterbaum · 05-04-2005, 02:04 PM

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I wasn't dreaming. It was you, cause spray painted on the side of one of the tractor parts was the phrase "Capt'n Finlandia wuz here." I knew I'd find you one day so I could thank you. Now when are you going to steal that lake I was telling you about?

Someone will be over by your house shortly. Please do not resist. You know to much. Also it was all a dream.

BlackMageGirl! · 05-04-2005, 02:14 PM

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What I see is an overly paranoid Finnish guy. =P

Yeah you're right.

Hey...Wait a minute!

YOU DID IT AGAIN!

I did nothing of the sort. You obviously are trying to cover up something by blaming it on my 'mind control' powers (which do NOT exist). Also, being evil does not help your case either. I mean, you could be lying... =P

And give me one good reason why I should pay you 13 million dollars just to get you over to the US. =P

05-03-2005, 04:31 PM	#11
PyrosNine Zettai Hero Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A figment of my own imagination Posts: 6,103	No, as much as it costs to buy his own Yacht, cause He'll just sneak over to BMgirls house and use her hose to make the pond. I know because It's the exact opposite of what I'd do. __________________ Pyrosnine.blogspot.com: An experimental blog of writing. Updated possibly daily. Possibly. A fair chance. Current Works for reading: War Between them, Karma Police. PyrosNine: Weirdo Magnet Extraordinaire!

05-04-2005, 04:55 AM	#13
Thanatos High Priest of the Llama Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Hellvidia Posts: 327	Hey Oster, was that you who stoll the pond off my grandfathers land about 10 years ago and left behind all th old tractor parts?? I so, way to go man, that damn pond swallowed my wagon when I was a kid, and I finally got it back. Plus I know a good lake that you can have. It annoys me, because it's always filled with little kids and rednecks. I've tried to solve the problem myself by integrating alligators and deadly snakes to the environment, but the park rangers keep capturing them. Also, is it possible to become a Finn? I mean ya'll have the greatest composers and musicians and beautiful women. I'm jealous. __________________ So says the church of the Mod!!

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05-04-2005, 07:37 AM	#14
Roland Professional Layabout Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: A desert on and surrounded by mountains. Posts: 722	O_O I knew that one day, it would have to come to this... pulls out Durandal RAAAAAAAAWR! TO FINLAND! runs ... still running ... hits the west coast of Lake Michigan ... curses. Foiled by water yet again. bides his time, until Finland steals Lake Michigan