Stupid Moments

[Astral Harmony]

More or less, I've lost things and have searched for them, usually about ten or fifteen minutes for each thing I've lost. I've searched everywhere, regardless of what it was. My car keys, pens, my wallet, cell phone, pencils, and other small items. Apparently, I have trouble remembering to check my hands, because for all the time I've been looking for these random items, I've been holding them in one of my hands the whole time. One time I was late for work because I was holding my hat in my hand and couldn't figure out where I put it.

And yes, I too have forgotten to spell simple words on occasion. Of, that, and several other words at or below four letters have eluded me at times. Maybe as I learn more, the common sense stuff dribbles out my ears.

[Toastburner B]

I am a walking, talking stupid moment today.

First off, I forgot my wallet this morning, and this has me reasonably convinced that today is going to be the day I get pulled over for no apparent reason. I grabbed my keys, which were right next to my wallet. I grabbed my cell phone which was right next to my wallet. But I failed to grab the wallet itself.

Secondly...I seemed to have misplaced a library book. Usually I keep one in my backpack for me to read during lunch at school...but it wasn't in there this morning. I didn't see it in my room, so I figured I left it at school. Except it wasn't here either.

So I forgot my wallet and lost a library book (it was a hardcover, too! >_<) all in one day.

Brilliant. If you don't see in for a few days, it's because I got arrested for driving without a license.

[Astral Harmony]

I guess it should relate a stupid moment from long ago. One of the stupidest, actually.

My sister has...well, had a large stuffed toy that resembled a yellow chick, roughly the size of an average adult's torso. Well, whether it was just rage or temporary insanity, my two older brothers put that stuffed toy in the oven and cooked it. By the time I knew anything about it, it was already fished out of the oven by my father, a giant crater burned into the large head and body, and a layer of smoke so thick, you couldn't see the ceiling it was clinging to. The house reeked of burnt stuffing for several hours. My sister was, needless to say, pissed, and even though one of my brothers is older and stronger than she is, they got nothing on my sister. Even today, she's a tough woman who doesn't take shit from anyone.

[Red Fighter 1073]

ok, this one is about my dad. he was trying to put songs onto his ipod, but he couldnt figure out how. he clicked on something which said "add file to library". this led him absolutely nowhere. he looks around the different parts of the Itunes program to figure out how to put songs onto his ipod for five minutes. then, after those five minutes, he says "hmm i wonder what shows up when i click on the "add file to library" thing.

[Thanatos]

I once decided it would be interesting to snort a package of Sweet N Low. I empty the pack on the table, formed a neat little line, and snorted it up through a drinking straw. Well that would normally be enough, but it caused me to get a bad headache. So I thought "What is the best way to fix a headache caused by snorting artificial sweetener?" Finally the answer came to me. Why else do they make Aspirin in powder form!

I once waited 30 minutes for the city bus, before realizing that it was a sunday and the buses didn't run on sundays.

I have gone to school on a Saturday. I once sat outside a college classroom for 10 minutes waiting for class to start before realizing it was a Holiday. I sat through half of a Statistics class before realizing that it wasn't my Psychology class. I have forgotten how to spell my own name before (I was completely sober at the time). And I've gotten lost coming back home from work once (I had been working at the same location for 6 months)

[Red Fighter 1073]

ok, these are about my trip in europe.

-when i was in a wine cellar, there was a guide talking about the different wines. then, an indian goes up to the guide and asks is there is any alcohol in the wines..

-my friend and i were in the bathroom of this ship thingy. one thing you should know about europe is that most european bathrooms require you to pay money after you use them. so, my friend looked at the jar full of money. he says "oh, money! just for me??" then, he starts picking it all up and counting how much it is. then i nudge him in the shoulder and point to the guy who was cleaning the stalls that was part of the ship crew..

-i NEVER in my right mind believed that i wouldnt be able to speak english. ok, i was in london eating some breakfast. i ask a waiter there where the bowls were, so i could have some cereal. he literally replied, "uhhh..im sorry but i really dont know what to say.." this is because he didnt know what a bowl was. I HATE STUPID DIFFERENT DIALECTS! anyway, i think i shouldve asked for a dish instead. maybe he wouldve understood me..

[Riskia]

my stupidest moment got me kicked out of school so i do not wish to post it...but i will tell one of my lest stupidest moments.

I was being an idiot, and if you knew me this is not out of the norm for me, and i traveled out of my little group of friends and family. We are at the fair so this is like really bad. After a few moments of being alone, shoved around by bigger people and just sheer bordome, i decide to go looking for my family. Now this is extremly hard for me since i am not the tallest person in the world. I finally spot, or think i do, my mom. I run up, tears in my eyes because i have horrible images flashing through my mind of being kidnapped, and hug the woman tightly from behind all the while going, "i love you! im never going ot leave yours ide again! promise!" then the lady turns around and i freeze. It wasn't my mom...it was some lady, and i had just told her i loved her!...i think she was more horrified than me, and i don't blame her. If someone did that to me i would hit them then run for my life. The lady however just slowly backed away and melted intot he crowed...i soon found my mom though...and i was grounded for a week...

[Echo630]

I came out of my shower with my toothbrush, toothpaste, and comb. When I was putting that stuff up, I had two different toothpastes. I didn't even remember picking up the other one.

Riskia, similar experience. I was like 5 and in the mall, and I left my moms side for a second, and got really scared and I thought I spotted her, so I ran up to the lady from behind and hugged her and put my face on her backside and said "Mommy!" Well, of course, it wasn't her.

[Nique]

These are good... keep up the funny lives people.

I once tried to run up a bathroom wall about... 7 years ago. instead of taking any steps, i kind of just went 'forward' once I hit the wall... and I couldn't move my foot. Stupid plaster wall gave in more easily than I thought.

But that isn't the stupid part. The stupid part is that I was in school as a 7th grader at the time, and I told on myself, even though no one saw or heard anything. But I am also a horrible liar so I figuered on cutting out the middle-man, eh?

[Silly Kitty]

I remember about a year ago I was chasing my brother around this house. He has said something or taken something I don't really remember. he was running into my parents bedroom and I was right behind him when he shut the door quickly in my face. My legs hadn't stopped moving and my knee went right into the door. It made a loud crack. My mom came running into the kitchen and asked if I broke my leg. I was okay but embarassed that I made a knee shapped hole in my parent's door.