| |
|
07-03-2005, 11:06 PM
|
#11 |
|
The Thunder Dragoon
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Next door
Posts: 1,253
|
Almost every game character known to man:
Character: Can we stop questing for a while? I REALLY have to pee. FF8: Cid: Thank god I don't have to fly an airship this time around. .hack//: Kite: Hey guys, wanna go nuts? Let's call the mods dipshits and whatnot and start player killing. Come on. BlackRose: Shut up, mother F***er! That's all I can think of right now. Praise be to RaiRai.
__________________
Thunder Dragoon _______________________________ If I had a nickel for everytime I got drunk with, I would have a very effective nickel sock. To beat people with. |
|
|
07-03-2005, 11:26 PM
|
#12 |
|
Bob Dole
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Bob Dole
Posts: 5,606
|
FF7 - Cloud to Tifa - "Let's pork."
FF7 - Cait Sith - "Astrology's dead." Spiderman - Peter to Mary Jane - "I'm gay." The Legend of Zelda: OOT - Link - "I feel more at home in these woods. Therefore, I will not answer the call given to me by the Deku Tree. I elect to lead a quiet life in the solitude of Kokiri."
__________________
Bob Dole |
|
|
|
07-03-2005, 11:51 PM
|
#13 |
|
Can Summon Sparkles by Posing!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Kinging it up!
Posts: 2,339
|
FF3
Kefka: I love you, you love me, lets get together and..... Some guy: yo! youre an assassin right? Shadow: yea Some guy: ill give you 1000000 gil to kill that guy over there for me Shadow: nah. not enough money. Locke: lets face it, ima theif. who was i kidding by calling my self a treasure hunter? FF5 Butz: so...theres 4 of these crystals? and i have to get them with 3 other people? 1 of which dies? AND kill a tree? yea sounds fun but i think ill just let the world fall to pieces....looks at 3 other people...SCORE! royalty. lets go. Lenna: my dads the king! Faris: im gender confused? Galuf: im better than you! cause im one of the warriors of dawn! boo ya! ALL PRAISE SHINEY FOR GIVING INTO RAI! jk Rai, ill praise you this time.
__________________
The King is your new master now. Totally returning for the Summer: a mafia Game: Sign ups HERE! |
|
|
|
07-04-2005, 09:30 AM
|
#14 |
|
Aim Low Boys
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: A horrible land of sunshine and farting unicorns
Posts: 328
|
MasterChief to some Covenant: Can't we talk about this?
The Covenent back: Yes, why not? Mario: Princess, schmincess. Mario to Luigi: Your bigger, why don't you go fight them. Any GTA character: I'm becoming a Buddist monk. Any Soul Caliber character: Lets settle this via a D6 roll. Edit- Any RPG hero before a boss fight: Forget this philosophical(sp?) crud, lets get to the stabbing!!!
__________________
Now a pround member of GASP First rule of Overused Joke Club- You don't talk about Overused Joke Club! Come visit scenic Erwinburg! 98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2% that isn't an emo bastard, copy and paste this into your sig. Last edited by CrazyBen; 07-04-2005 at 09:48 AM. |
|
|
|
07-04-2005, 12:58 PM
|
#15 |
|
Death Dealer's True Form?
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Cleft Of Dimension
Posts: 624
|
Earthbound: Ness - *knocking* Screw it. Mom will get it...
Jeff - This..like wow man...this is some good grass. Poo - I am the big mighty Poo! Final Fantasy 10: Lulu - And like, I got my makeup done and like I'm going to hot topic after this! Like totally.
__________________
When there was life, there was death, that's where I come in. (From Sloganizer.net) You don't want Death Dealer as your enemy. |
|
|
|
07-04-2005, 04:30 PM
|
#16 | |
|
Villainous Archmage
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Citadel of Black Magic.
Posts: 7,925
|
FFX-2: Rikku- Doesn't ANYONE think the premise to this is a little stupid? I mean, changing clothes to change classes? Seriously, wtf?!
Paine- Alright, I admit it! Yuna, I love you. FFX: Lulu- I like ponies! Wakka- Tidus, mon, I'm so high right now... Tidus- So...you're going to turn me into a monster, use me to kill Sin, then I die and BECOME Sin? Seymour- Team Rocket's blasting off agaaaain! FFIX: Vivi- Screw this. I'm gonna go become a Fighter. Zidane- Garnet, I'm in love with your mom. FFVII: Cloud- Clearly, the most advantageous solution to our current predicament is to go home, retire, and live out our lives in peace. Yuffie- Aeris died? Cool, can I have her Materia? Sephiroth- Yuffie, darling, will you marry me? FFVI: Relm- Next person to call me "Red Riding Hood" gets a paintbrush in the eye! Kefka- Damn, I REALLY need a good self-help book. FFIV: Kain- Ahh...a clear moral compass!
__________________
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
07-05-2005, 05:17 PM
|
#17 |
|
We'll have to do this the hard way.
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Behind it all.
Posts: 1,009
|
SSMB:
Mario and Link to each other: I accept that your'e gay. wait, what!? Halo: Masterchief: oh, marines! it's that time again! Marines: Bubble dance kiss time?! HOORRAY Zelda: king of the red lions: Hey! Steer a bit smoother. it feels like some waves splashed in the seawater. Link: umm... yeah, seawater.
__________________
 You know who never sleeps? My gun. |
|
|
|
07-05-2005, 09:02 PM
|
#18 |
|
Don't Hate Me 'Cause I'm Moe
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Harmonial Sanctum
Posts: 6,798
|
Final Fantasy IV
Cecil: (giving his story of legend to a minstrel) "So you see, I only became a Paladin so I could have violet hair. Chicks dig guys with violet hair." Rosa: (relating same story) "It's true. Personally, I was gonna go with Kain or something. I might even hooked up with Golbez but when Cecil came into the Tower of Zot with that purple hair, I was ALL his!" Final Fantasy VII Tifa: "Man...it totally sucks that Aeris died." Aeris: "I'm not dead." Tifa: "Well, you're going to die soon anyways." Aeris: "I feel fine." Tifa: "No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment." Aeris: "I think I'll go for a walk." Tifa: "You're not fooling anyone, you know." Final Fantasy VIII Seifer: "Does this trenchcoat make me look seductive?" Squall: "No, Seifer, and the red crosses on the sleeve make your eyes dance! Get iiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!" Rinoa: "What a dork." Final Fantasy IX Zidane: "I'm not even a demihuman. I just got the tail surgery so that I could impress chicks." Garnet: "Seems like everything you do is an attempt at impressing chicks." Oh, and hail Rairai. |
|
|
|
07-06-2005, 01:22 AM
|
#19 |
|
So Dreamy
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Someplace magical
Posts: 6,863
|
ALL HAIL RAIRAI!
Sephiroth- I feel prettyyy, oh so prettyyy, I feel pretty and witty and briiiiiight!! Link- Dammit, Zelda, would you please hire yourself some REAL bodyguards?! I have yet to finish third grade because of all the school I miss pulling your royal behind out of harm's way! And why is it always YOUR legend when I'M the one who does all the work?! Zidane (FF9)- So Quina... Tell me again what your purpose is in this game. Quina- Well, I'm an important character because I'm strong-- wait, no. I have cool Trance abil-- well, not really... Um, I'm essential to the storylin-- Darn, wrong again... I.. uh... wear bedroom slippers? Cloud- So Cait Sith... Tell me again what your purpose is in this game. Cait Sith- I ride a moogle! Lulu (FFX)- I shall rule the world with the power of PLUSH TOYS! Kazuya Mishima (Tekken)- Hey Jin, what say you, me, and Granpa Heihachi go for some ice cream? Jin- Yay! You're the best dad ever, Dad! Anna Williams (Tekken)- I value modesty.
__________________
Yoo Hoo! |
|
|
|
07-06-2005, 01:37 AM
|
#20 |
|
She's buying the Stairway to Heaven
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 581
|
Mario: HADOKEN!
__________________
Legendary: A webcomic about RPGs. |
|
|
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Linear Mode
