NPF Avatars: The Journey of a lifetime

[Fenris]

"Holy sweet mother of cheese!" Fenris shouted as he ran way, way, way, way away from Rhiya.

He then hid under a box and curled into the fetal position. The box caught aflame, and Fenris yelped. A flamer was standing over him.

"YOU SUCK YOU LOUSY HOBO YOU WILL NEVER BE LOVED OR GET LAID BECAUSE YOU'RE A LOSER!" the flamer shouted.

"Oh, fuck you," Fenris said, and hammered him right in the nuts. About sixty times. The flames were extinguished and the creature fell over, very dead.

"Moron..."

[Premmy]

The flamers came from behind and attacked Mauve. They were knocked back by the explosions. Premonitions took this as his cue to jump into battle. He pulled out his favorite purple beam swords and jumped into the battle. A flamer came at him form the side and grabbed"1970 WAS A LONG TIME AGO YOU STUPID ASSHOLE!" Premonitions turned around and stabbed the offending orator in the face. A flaming stone smashed into his chest burning the flesh and clothes. He swatted at the flames and looked up. On every side of him were flamers, hurling poorly thought out insults and burning debris.

Premonitions howled "You think you can outnumber ME!? is that it? well I'm sorry, but you got the wrong idea" He reached deep into the portal as the flamers descended on him. He close dhis eyes and focused. As the came close they paused as he pulled out a small weapon, A sword with an eyes symbo carved into the golden hilt, It was oddly small for a sword, in fact it could almost be called an oversized dagger more than a sword. Premonitions swung his arm in a vertical circle in front of him. and Held the sword up to the sky. a FLamer cried out "WHAT IS THAT LITTLE BITCH SWORD GONNA DO TO US? JACKASS? KILL THIS LOSER" As they closed in and began to attack again a bright light shined from the blade and washed over all that were present blinding some and shocking others. When the light faded away Four men stood, idnetical save for the colors of their shirts. all four were in the same pose and all four stopped and stared out at the army of Flamers. Then they began to laugh, that horrible, dark laugh that the other NPFers had heard so often.

The one in the green shirt Lept into action first, litterally he pulled out a bomb and jumped over the mob flinging as many as he could before landing. The one wearing purple produced two Carbines and exacted plasma themed violence on all in hsi view, when the gun was emptied of it's charge, he produced two more and began anew. The one in the blue decided to take a more personal approach and ran into the fray slashing wit his sword.The one in red pulled out a super mushroom and used his newly aquired size to smash through waves of Flamers.