The Complicated Sentence Game!

[Sithdarth]

The eukarya, or organism characterized by complex cells in which the genetic material is organized into membrane-bound nucleus/nuclei, whose entire classification is Eukarya Animalia Chordata Vertebrata Mammalia Placentalia Primates Haplorrhini Hominidae Homininae Homo sapiens, whose genetic code consists of 23 chromosomes the 23rd of which being distinct from approximately one half the population and named for a phonetic symbol characterized by a v shape with the later line of the v extending under the letter, was engaged in forward momentum, accross a span of the rocky body he inhabited characterized by small photosynethitic life forms and hard packed particles broken from larger samples of the same substance, maintained by a type of locomotion using a duo of muscular appendiges extending from the bottom of the aformention eukarya moving in an aternating pattern with balance being maintained by the interaction of the eukarya's visual systems and inner auditory organs when a rather large collection of matter left over from the formation of the eukarya's solar system and consisting of densely packed molcules consisting of one silicon atom combined with two oxygen atoms interspersed with elements which in a pure state are known for their ability to allow passage to electrons entered the gaseous covering of the eukarya's rocky body, which consists of a molten interior with a metal core, eventually coming to rest, in a violent manner, in a formation of igneous material, consisting again of primarily the same molecule as the invader from outside the gaseous covering, which was forced up as two solid plates slammed together by action of the molten core of the rocky body, the whole event occuring without the prior knowledge of the eukarya in a span of time so short as to cause said eukarya quite a great shock.

[Truce]

Halfway was as far as I got before giving up complicating it further...

The eukarya, or an individual form of life such as an animal with a body made up of organs, organelles, or other parts that work together to carry on the various processes of life which in this case has the distinct qualities of being consisted of interconnected or interwoven parts called cells which are the smallest structural unit of an organism that is capable of independent functioning, consisting of one or more nuclei which a large, membrane-bound, usually spherical protoplasmic structure within a living cell, containing the cell's hereditary material and controlling its metabolism, growth, and reproduction, cytoplasm which is the the complex, semifluid, translucent substance composed of proteins, fats, and other molecules suspended in water that constitutes the living matter of plant and animal cells and manifests the essential life functions of a cell, outside the nucleus of a cell, and various organelles which is a differentiated structure within a cell, such as a mitochondrion, vacuole, or chloroplast, that performs a specific function, all surrounded by a cell membrane that allows passage of certain, especially small, molecules or ions but acting as a barrier to others, whose entire taxonomic classification is Eukarya Animalia Chordata Vertebrata Mammalia Placentalia Primates Haplorrhini Hominidae Homininae Homo Sapiens, whose entire sequence of nucleotides in DNA that determines the specific amino acid sequence in the synthesis of proteins contains twenty three threadlike linear strands of DNA and associated proteins in the nucleus of eukaryotic cells that carries the genes and functions in the transmission of hereditary information the twenty third of which is distinguished from one of the approximately one half of its species' population and titled after a whose genetic code consists of 23 chromosomes the 23rd of which being distinct from approximately one half the population and named for a phonetic symbol of the English Alphabet characterized by a v shape with the later line of the v extending under the letter, was currently performing with his body a physical activity of travelling forward so as to cross from one side to the other through an immense expanse of a land abounding in rocks which he was currently happened to be present in which was defined as such by miniscule biological organisms that are able to synthesize carbohydrates from carbon dioxide and water using light as an energy source while usually releasing oxygen as a byproduct and densely compacted particles which are fragments that have been broken off from larger samples of the same substance, maintained by a type of locomotion using a duo of muscular appendiges extending from the bottom of the aformentioned eukarya moving in an aternating pattern with balance being maintained by the interaction of the eukarya's visual systems and inner auditory organs when a rather enormous collection of matter left over from the formation of the eukarya's solar system and consisting of densely packed molcules consisting of one silicon atom combined with two oxygen atoms interspersed with elements which in a pure state are known for their ability to allow passage to electrons entered the gaseous covering of the eukarya's rocky body, which consists of a molten interior with a metal core, eventually coming to rest, in a violent manner, in a formation of igneous material, consisting again of primarily the same molecule as the invader from outside the gaseous covering, which was forced up as two solid plates slammed together by action of the molten core of the rocky body, the whole event occuring without the prior knowledge of the eukarya in a span of time so short as to cause said eukarya quite a great shock.

[Bobbey]

To Sithdarck and Ecurt: Wow. Just wow.

Okay, I think we've pretty much used this sentence. Here's another:

The boat set sail on the high and dangerous seas.

[ThePumpkinKing]

a large maritime vessel disembarked for a venture across an oceanic pathway.

[TheSpacePope]

A wonderous creation of wood with a curved bottom known as a keel and a large vertical structure known as a sail, rather a complicated piece of rope tying and fabric setting, left off, moving away at varying speeds in relation to the particular rock strata that it had been anchored to, mostly with the purpose of moving, again at various speeds over a sodium enriched liquid envionment, that intercised with two or more surface rock strata.

[Sithdarth]

The vessel, or means of conveyance, characterized by ribbed construction with wood, an organic substance, whose chemical makeup is primarily cellulose and lignin, lignin making up a full two thirds of the weight of the wood and providing strength via its molecular geometry, that geometry being that of a six carbon benzene ring so typical of most organic matter, cellulose itself being a slightly simpler molecule of the sugar glucose, derived from a plant commonly known as a tree which creates this substance called glucose through photosynthesis, which powers its metabolism and allows it to live and produce other chemicals, photosynthesis being the process by which visible light, an electromagnetic packet of energy often referred to as a photon with a characteristic wavelength from three hundred and eighty to seven hundred and eighty nanometers, a nanometer being one billionth of a meter, a unit of measure defined as the distance light travels through a vacuum during a time interval of one two hundred and ninety-nine million seven hundred and ninety two thousand four hundred and fifty eighth of a second, or the duration of nine billion one hundred and ninety-two million six hundred and thirty one thousand seven hundred seventy periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium-133 atom at rest at a temperature of zero Kelvin, is absorbed and the energy used to convert carbon dioxide, a gas produced typically by animals who burn sugars in their cells with oxygen to produce energy, into glucose and oxygen for previously mentioned animals, this being a symbiotic or mutually beneficial relationship, and a fibrous substance often cotton, another photosynthetic plant, woven into large rectangular sheets and hoisted on large sections of wood to catch air moving from an area of high pressure, caused by heating of the earth, a rocky planetary body covered mostly in water on which this vessel travels, by the sun, a giant ball of mostly hydrogen supported from gravitational collapse by thermonuclear fusion, or the smashing together of light atomic elements to form heavier atomic elements, to an area of low pressure caused by the existence of cold spots due to the uneven heating of the Earth by the aforementioned thermonuclear ball of gas, having caught this movement of air, a gas made primarily of oxygen and nitrogen, the vessel began to move of across the largest uninterrupted body of water, which through billions of years of evaporation through heating by the sun and condensation on dust in the atmosphere developed an over abundance of sodium chloride a salt, on the rocky body called earth, this body of water, often referred to as the ocean or the high seas, generally undergoes a rhythmic motion created by the same air moving through differential pressure harnessed to move the vessel; this rhythmic motion often becomes very large and violent causing travel over said large body of water to be quite dangerous for all involved.

[pochercoaster]

Oh my god. It's like Goedl Escher Bach at its worst. o_O

The tired student closed his textbook with a sigh of relief.

[mammothtank]

The fatigued high-schooler, weary after a long day of classes, snapped his book shut with a WHAP and leaned back in his chair, glad that his work for the day was finally done.

[Melfice]

The education following teenaged male human, drained of energy from a long day of following lessons, made the movement of violently shutting his collection of information carrying paper, bonded in cardboard, while balancing on an object also known as a chair, very much pleased that the period of studying was at an end.

Bleh... excuse me if I made no sense. Non-native English speaker, and all that.

Also: This only proves the theory that Sithdarth is infact an artificial intelligence program, and not human as it wants us to believe.

[Truce]

The field of study that is concerned with the pedagogy which is the art of teaching and learning that was coming or going after and proceeding behind the member of the genus Homo and especially of the species H. sapiens whose had existed in reality for 13 through 19 years and had carried upon his birth the male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion, homologous with the clitoris, having been depleted of the capacity for work or vigorous activity; vigor; power gradually, especially to the point of the state of being extremely fatigued from a period of light between dawn and nightfall of relatively great duration of accepting the guidance, command, or leadership of periods of instruction such as a class, acted out the physical action of suddenly forcing with great emotional force his group of sheets of material made of cellulose pulp, derived mainly from wood, rags, and certain grasses that all carry within them knowledge of specific events or situations that has been gathered or received by communication that have kept together within the confines of a material similar to thick, stiff paper, that is made of pressed paper pulp or pasted sheets of paper to have little or no space between elements or parts, while maintaining in a state of equilibrium of existence upon something perceptible by one or more of the senses, especially by vision or touch, that is a piece of furniture consisting of a seat, legs, back, and often arms, designed to accommodate one person, having great satisfaction to an extreme degree that the interval of applying one's mind purposefully to the acquisition of knowledge or understanding of a subject was at the point in time when an action, an event, or a phenomenon ceases or is completed.