YACC CROP IMP or "What? No, I mean it. What?"

[MasterOfMagic]

Yeah, I have no clue on the game either. But, it remains funny anyways.

Also, this has been bugging me for awhile now: What's that quote in your sig from? I like it standalone, but I'm kinda curious. (i.e. "We named the planet "Tranquility", for it was very quiet now. ")

[DFM]

Originally Posted by sk3L3t0n

Y'know, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Barbie: Faerie Princess.

I would so play that game if they let me make it. It would be like American McGee's Alice except DFM's Barbie Faerie Princess. The cover would look all normal, too. The cover has to look normal or nobody would buy it for their innocent children. You still play as Barbie but my first change is that now Barbie has tourettes. I bet I can get an "E" rating, too, because the ESRB isn't going to actually play this thing, it's fucking Barbie, what other rating could it have? Anyway, it'll be genre bender with FPS, RPG, and RTS elements. You start out in your room and your first mission is to meet your friends at the mall. This is timed of course because everyone loves time limits. The first part of the mission involves getting out of the house without encountering your sexually abusive uncle.

You remember that old SNES game, the one where you had to run around and hide from the scissor guy? It'll be like that, except all in first person, and everyplace you hide will have a tiny opening you can peak out and watch as he comes into the room, calling your name. The opening is really small though, so you’ll just see him for awhile. The rest of the time you’ll only hear him lumbering around the room, checking all the hiding places one by one, until he gets to yours, and all you can see through the opening is his leering eye, and the very corner of his smile.

Hello, princess.

If you can sneak out of the house successfully, it turns into a kind of zombie thriller, except instead of zombies there’s poor people, and you need to make it to the mall to see your friends without them swarming you and taking your spending money. It’ll be great because you’re all alone and it's really foggy for some reason and everywhere you go, there’s another poor person shambling towards you crying about his starving family. This section will have a lot of “BOO!” moments with poor people popping out of vents and lockers and things like that.

If you throw some of your money on the ground, it will distract the poor people and they’ll swarm around it, grabbing, clutching and screaming. This will allow you to escape but be careful… Father only gave you a limited amount!

When you get to the mall with your friends it becomes a kind of DDR button masher, with correct sequences dissing and praising the appropriate outfits and people, while mistakes will damage your fashion cred, which is measured in a separate bar on the side.

If you have a high enough cred when the timer runs out, you’ll run into a cute rich guy from your high school who happens to be on the yearbook committee, and tells you that you’re going to be in the running for prom queen.

If your cred meter is too low, all your friends will realize your worthless vapid cunt and abandon you forever. Then a drunk comes shanks you.

And that’s only the first mission!

Seriously, Mattel, I am offering you my services you don't even need to pay me.

Originally Posted by sk3L3t0n

Actually, I say Oblivion.

Yeah, you're right, and yeah, I guess it doesn't. That mission was awesome, though. To anyone who hasn't played it, the whole quest is based on that Agatha Christie novel "And then there were none" except you're the person at the party killing everyone off one by one and playing them against eachother.

Originally Posted by MasterOfMagic

Also, this has been bugging me for awhile now: What's that quote in your sig from? I like it standalone, but I'm kinda curious. (i.e. "We named the planet "Tranquility", for it was very quiet now. ")

We perused the heretics to an unnamed temperate world on the very border of Imperial space. By the time we had emerged from the warp, the traitors had already hidden themselves amidst the unknowing native population, and finding seven heretics hiding upon a bustling alien planet of untold millions would prove an unacceptable delay.

To ensure the swift destruction of the heretics and to protect the people of this virgin world from the Chaos taint that had infested itself there, our fleet descended into orbit and brought a holy fire to their skies. It was the first stage of the great purification.

After the orbital strikes, Thunderhawk bombardments, Cyclonic barrages, Whirlwinds, Vindicators, and finally Battle Brothers with flamers had descended upon its broken surface and cleansed the world of all the enemies of man, we built a monastery in the center of the largest, most radioactive impact crater, as a reminder to Chaos that we will never stand idle and allow its poison to spread to other worlds.

We named the planet “Tranquility”, for it was very quiet now.

[Mondt]

Originally Posted by DFM

Yeah, you're right, and yeah, I guess it doesn't. That mission was awesome, though. To anyone who hasn't played it, the whole quest is based on that Agatha Christie novel "And then there were none" except you're the person at the party killing everyone off one by one and playing them against eachother.

It's hard to play them against each other unless your really good at sneak, though. Do the whole arrow-whizzy thing.

I just killed them in their sleep.

[DFM]

This week sadly doesn't really have a theme.



I'm going to be honest and say that if I were Joe that might not be okay.



I SWEAR TO GOD >: (

Also, here's some more Garry's Mod pictures I took because I KNOW YOU CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF IT.

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/4...ana00007hz.jpg

The forgotten soldiers, the unamed warriors.

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8...ice00006ur.jpg

Barney has just burned his microwave burrito and his day is ruined.

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/383...eau00032sd.jpg

You might not know it from that screenshot but those zombies are fucked.

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/9...eau00126wj.jpg

Ivan...

Can anyone tell me the name of that painting with Ivan the Terrible and his son that I based this off of?

[MasterOfMagic]

:/ I demand an update.

Like, right this instant. *holds a fish at the ready*

[DFM]

It's really your fault since I'm not going to double post!






Twelve stories high, made of Radiation.

[Fifthfiend]

Okay, so do another one, already.

[DFM]

Goddamn you, fifth.

[Fifthfiend]

That's moderator fifth to you!

[DFM]

Aquinas never meant for his city to be lorded over by you OR your ilk!