The Wing Wong strikes back!

[The Kneumatic Pnight]

Part Eight: Too Lazy to Post

June 23, 12:21:04 PM] CelesJessa87: *feels KP*
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[June 23, 12:31:51 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: Whores.
[June 23, 12:32:13 PM] CelesJessa87: occasionally
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[June 23, 04:16:44 PM] KittyKat10371: NO ONE SHOULD BLOW ME OFF 
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[June 23, 11:06:22 PM] CelesJessa87: punish me 
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[June 24, 03:14:41 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: Who would want to do Silly Kitty? Twiddy is so much better 
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[June 24, 03:22:50 PM] CelesJessa87: *chops off KP's hips*
[June 24, 03:23:19 PM] CelesJessa87: *licks them away*
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[June 24, 06:23:20 PM] krylokillian: What are you?  Gay?
[June 24, 06:23:21 PM] KittyKat10371: Sure 
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[June 24, 08:53:34 PM] CelesJessa87: it hurts so good 
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[June 24, 09:17:08 PM] CelesJessa87: *hip thrugs*
[June 24, 09:17:27 PM] CelesJessa87: *thrugs KP*
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[June 24, 10:16:47 PM] KittyKat10371: *hip thrusts with CJ*
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[monday, June 26, 2006; 01:33:32 AM] KittyKat10371: *rubs Twiddy* You're my CUNT...
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[June 26, 03:17:15 AM] KittyKat10371: *looks around* Where did my penis go?
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[June 26, 09:34:16 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: *gives it to Tank*
[June 26, 09:34:21 PM] mammothtankx: Oooooooh.
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[June 28, 05:29:16 AM] TheWizWhoDidIt: What do you consider boring, SK?
[June 28, 05:29:28 AM] KittyKat10371: Your mom in bed.
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[June 28, 10:36:22 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: See, the problem is, we want to be fucked over, deep inside.
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[June 29, 10:22:12 PM] rippleofthoughts: In any case, I've got posting to do.
[June 29, 10:22:27 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: I've got YOUR MOM to do.
[June 29, 10:22:45 PM] rippleofthoughts: Oddly enough, I have that to do to.
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[July 01, 09:25:19 AM] mesden: I DO seduce kids 
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[July 01, 11:59:54 PM] mammothtankx: Ooh  *sticks it into the doll*
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[July 03, 02:29:59 PM] CaptainFinland: Always been a friend of sucking
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[July 03, 02:42:59 PM] DanielleSephy: *lick lick*
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[July 05, 05:10:48 AM] KittyKat10371: CAN YOU SEE MY MONKEY ?
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[July 06, 03:26:31 PM] KittyKat10371: Ah  Mardi Gras bear feel on me 
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[July 07, 03:46:54 PM] madmuffin398: I'm a muff

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[July 07, 09:00:45 PM] flarecobra: Twid...get out of my hole.

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[July 08, 01:04:59 PM] NPFenris: I love the thing with Ed and the little girl.

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[July 08, 05:12:44 PM] TwiddyKitty: *Sucks on it*

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[July 08, 05:28:35 PM] TwiddyKitty: What's incest?
[July 08, 05:28:40 PM] KittyKat10371: .....
[July 08, 05:28:41 PM] flarecobra: ...........
[July 08, 05:28:42 PM] NPFenris: It's really fun.
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[July 10, 11:42:40 PM] CelesJessa87: *thumps up*
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[July 11, 01:10:01 AM] CelesJessa87: I feel sheep
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[July 11, 06:22:12 PM] DanielleSephy: Mmmmmmm... man soup.
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[July 11, 07:50:16 PM] KittyKat10371: AHHHHHHH 
[July 11, 07:50:21 PM] KittyKat10371: .. tingly..
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[July 12, 03:16:40 PM] archmagedb: *Snuggles Penis.*
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[July 13, 07:15:31 PM] DrFrankenPhreak: nothing's better than bukkake
[July 13, 07:15:34 PM] KittyKat10371: I thought so.
[July 13, 07:15:35 PM] KittyKat10371: Thanks.
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[July 13, 09:24:33 PM] NPFenris: *feels krylo*
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[July 14, 01:53:49 AM] mesden: *Grabs Willy*
[July 14, 01:53:54 AM] PyrosNine: NOOOOOooooooooooooo 
[July 14, 01:53:56 AM] PyrosNine: MY BABY 
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[July 14, 02:01:16 AM] KittyKat10371: I need more action..
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[July 15, 05:45:45 PM] archmagedb: *gropes MT*
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[July 15, 05:51:14 PM] archmagedb: DB is gay.
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[July 15, 05:58:51 PM] NPFenris: DB IS A NECROPHILE 
[July 15, 05:58:51 PM] archmagedb: Yes
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[July 17, 10:50:29 PM] loyal2nes: ...I ate 'er prostate fluids
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[July 17, 11:00:09 PM] KittyKat10371: No, it feels tight.
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[July 19, 06:29:02 PM] Raidensparx: *takes it out of hiding*
[July 19, 06:29:05 PM] Raidensparx: *plays with it*
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[July 21, 10:37:23 PM] CelesJessa87: I love foot sex
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[July 22, 02:04:09 AM] Sasami Android: Talk about Bukkake  =D
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[July 22, 02:09:36 AM] rickzarber: Wait... incest?
[July 22, 02:09:38 AM] Sasami Android: Bah  A mere technicality.
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[July 24, 01:29:57 AM] KittyKat10371: Lets sleep together 
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[July 24, 09:54:48 PM] KittyKat10371: *shows Ecurt her penis*
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[July 26, 11:27:45 AM] npfenris: I blow harder.
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[July 26, 05:41:06 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: *is shaken* Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.
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[July 26, 09:43:10 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: *satisfies KP*
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[July 27, 09:46:37 PM] DanielleSephy: SO 
[July 27, 09:46:39 PM] DanielleSephy: HUGE 
[July 27, 09:46:43 PM] DanielleSephy: *dies*
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[July 28, 12:22:36 AM] Kneumatic Pnight: *eats Demons*
[July 28, 12:22:38 AM] *** Raidensparx has left the chat.
[July 28, 12:22:39 AM] *** CelesJessa87 has left the chat.
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[July 31, 01:52:07 PM] KittyKat10371: I AM IMPROBING 
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[August 02, 04:52:01 PM] npfenris: I'ma go blow stuff.
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[August 02, 08:24:16 PM] mesden: With your legs
[August 02, 08:24:17 PM] KittyKat10371: I will spread it 
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[August 02, 08:28:37 PM] KittyKat10371: Butter fuck would be better...
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[August 05, 07:20:33 PM] KittyKat10371: Fenris, Ben Dover.
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[August 09, 09:48:57 PM] KittyKat10371: I AM DOING ALL THREE 
[August 09, 09:48:59 PM] KittyKat10371: WOOOOO  
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[August 10, 08:08:15 PM] KittyKat10371: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
[August 10, 08:08:17 PM] KittyKat10371: BOOOOOM
[August 10, 08:08:20 PM] KittyKat10371: SHAKE IT 
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NPFenris (8:52:55 PM): Dong really good 
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[August 10, 09:17:55 PM] bellerussian: *sits on MT's tank*
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[August 10, 09:21:20 PM] mesden: *is sprayed by MT*
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[August 10, 09:26:40 PM] KittyKat10371: My booty 
[August 10, 09:26:42 PM] KittyKat10371: MY BOOTY 
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[August 11, 08:43:59 PM] archmagedb: Kitty 
[August 11, 08:44:04 PM] archmagedb: Guess what I'm doing?
[August 11, 08:45:32 PM] KittyKat10371: What, DB?
[August 11, 08:45:43 PM] archmagedb: MASTUBATING ON YOUR CHILDHOOD DREAMS 
[August 11, 08:46:41 PM] KittyKat10371: That isn't very nice.
[August 11, 08:46:55 PM] archmagedb: What did you want to be when you grew up?
[August 11, 08:47:28 PM] KittyKat10371: Your mom
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[August 13, 12:36:13 AM] mesden: NOW MY BREASTS ARE ALL NICE AND WELL POSITIONED
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[August 17, 09:16:19 PM] KittyKat10371: Tomorrow is my easy day. ^^
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[August 18, 07:25:43 PM] KittyKat10371: Hm.. lots of people sure do want my penis to get bigger 
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[August 18, 09:48:33 PM] *** KittyKat10371 has joined the chat.
[August 18, 09:48:38 PM] KittyKat10371: Okay, I will be a good girl.
[August 18, 09:48:41 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: *and now I'm back up*
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[August 19, 11:19:53 PM] archmagedb: Kitty masturbates to it.
[August 19, 11:20:01 PM] KittyKat10371: ...
[August 19, 11:20:02 PM] krylokillian: So do I.
[August 19, 11:20:07 PM] archmagedb: I know, I watch.
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[August 22, 09:25:44 PM] loyal2nes: *Pulls pants up*
[August 22, 09:25:47 PM] KittyKat10371: =( 
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[August 22, 09:51:06 PM] KittyKat10371: *pulls Twiddy off*
[August 22, 09:51:08 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: Yes, love does feel like that ^^
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[August 27, 05:22:23 PM] KittyKat10371: I tried to fuck your mom in the ass 
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[August 27, 06:26:26 PM] AdgharKH: I HATE LATINOS SO FUCKING MUCH
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[August 27, 08:38:31 PM] KittyKat10371: I DID IT SEXY!
[August 27, 08:38:35 PM] KittyKat10371: *shakes TwiddY*

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

[12:32] TheWizWhoDidIt: Bah. Just saying blacks aren't useful in a moshpit type battle.

Totally within Context.

[Arhra]

Well, been quite a while since I last posted here but this struck me as funny enough to post

(00:10:56) Arhra213: I want it done yesterday, if not sooner!
(00:20:16) Arhra213: Yesterday was twenty minutes ago!
(00:20:32) Arhra213: Get with the times people
(00:23:14) Raiden sparx: twenty minutes ago?
(00:23:20) Raiden sparx: Yesterday was...over 9 hours ago.
(00:23:51) Raiden sparx: Your timezone is wrong.
(00:23:54) Raiden sparx: Mine is right.
(00:24:03) Raiden sparx: Ethnocentricity at its best.
(00:30:19) Arhra213: I suppose that's what you inferior beings from the past use to comfort yourself
(00:35:39) Raiden sparx: From the past?
(00:35:51) Raiden sparx: YOU'RE from the past, if midnight just came and gone recently for you.
(00:35:55) Raiden sparx: We're in the future, bitch.
(00:36:02) Raiden sparx: Bow to our modernizm.
(00:41:03) Arhra213: Correction: here it is the third of the ninth month
(00:41:19) Raiden sparx: Pfffft.
(00:41:22) Raiden sparx: There is no such thing.
(00:41:23) Arhra213: In your backwards country, 'tis merely the second
(00:42:04) Raiden sparx: You are so far behind us in the past, your minds have to imagine that you're ahead of us, simply to keep sane.
(00:42:07) Raiden sparx: I pity you.
(00:42:24) Arhra213: Of course, I shouldn't be surprised by such misunderstandings from inferior beings
(00:44:23) Raiden sparx: Ah, undereducated sentients like you and your ilk would think so.
(00:45:38) Arhra213: You can't even see the obvious
(00:46:16) Raiden sparx: Pointing out the obvious is for simpletons that can't get it themselves.
(00:46:21) Raiden sparx: Again, I feel pity for you.
(00:47:28) Raiden sparx: And I need to move stuff now.
(00:48:12) Arhra213: You probably have to use your hands to move things. Ahahahahahaha

[Nikose Tyris]

Nikose -=Beautiful let down = Meant to live =- said:
RAWR
The very model of the modern major general says:
I'm not kissing you.
Nikose -=Beautiful let down = Meant to live =- says:
aw.

[Fenris]

MasakaIsWaking: this is much different from the board I had 8 years ago
NPFenris: ^^;
MasakaIsWaking: here we go
MasakaIsWaking: Empress, Senators, Citizens, Exiled
MasakaIsWaking: it's empirical! XD
NPFenris: Woo!
NPFenris: Yay!
MasakaIsWaking: I mad with power! Mad!
MasakaIsWaking: mine's all about the arts, though
NPFenris: Can I join?
MasakaIsWaking: I'm too poor to afford games
MasakaIsWaking: of course
NPFenris: Yaaaaaaaay!
MasakaIsWaking: I'd even create you a Senator, if you like
NPFenris: Oh, that'd be quite neat.
MasakaIsWaking: http://z10.invisionfree.com/The_Lake/index.php
NPFenris: Join'd.
MasakaIsWaking: sweet
NPFenris: ^^
MasakaIsWaking: awesome
NPFenris: Yaye.
MasakaIsWaking: let me see here
NPFenris: Might I suggest throwing the rules into a post instead of the paragraph?
MasakaIsWaking: yeah
MasakaIsWaking: I'll get to that as soon as I can
MasakaIsWaking: I didn't realize it would do that
NPFenris: ^^;
MasakaIsWaking: yeah
MasakaIsWaking: better?
NPFenris: Much1
NPFenris: *!
NPFenris: One question, if I set my ass on fire, and take a picture, can I flame?
MasakaIsWaking: yes, yes you may
NPFenris: Yay!~
MasakaIsWaking: as long as it amuses the Empress
NPFenris: ^-^


npfenris: 8D
clollieman: 8D
npfenris: (]8
clollieman: DD:
clollieman: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
clollieman: *OVERKILL*
npfenris: *OVERKILLED*
clollieman: 8D
npfenris: 89
npfenris: ...
npfenris: I don't know what I was trying to attempt with that.
clollieman: :9
npfenris: ~
clollieman: :9~
npfenris: I /am/ underage, you know.
clollieman: Oohhhh yeeeeaahhh...
clollieman: <3~~=^_^=!!
npfenris: And I am /not/ Sammy.
clollieman: I know that! :D

I don't attack Sammy with kawaii! :D
npfenris: Oh.
npfenris: Do you attack Sammy with "*YIFF*"?
clollieman: Well, y'know. Not in so little words. But yes! 8D
clollieman: "*yiff yiff*" 8D
npfenris: Yes.
npfenris: =D
clollieman: See? That's two yiffs. You only said one. :0
clollieman: TEEHEE
clollieman: I'M SICK =^_^=
npfenris: Aw.
npfenris: Sick as in minded?
npfenris: Or sick as in "BLAAAAAAAAAAAAARF!"?
clollieman: Both!

Except it's more of a "*DIFFICULTY BREATHING*" than anything. :0
npfenris: Aaaaaaaah.
clollieman: But I'm also sick minded. 8D
clollieman: *LIIIIICK* 8D
npfenris: D8
clollieman: YEAH TAKE THAT
npfenris: D8
clollieman: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT
npfenris: 8D
clollieman: :D
clollieman: DAMN IT I NEED TO YIFF SOMEONE.
npfenris: Hm.
npfenris: DFM.
npfenris: Ooh, no, Raiden!
npfenris: YIFF RAIDEN!
clollieman: No. D:
npfenris: Aw, it'll be hilarious. XD
npfenris: KP?
clollieman: I don't wanna open up any more chat windows. :0
npfenris: ...
npfenris: Pffffffff.
clollieman: FENRIISSS. BUDDYYYYEEE. PAAALLLLL.
npfenris: o.O
npfenris: EY, I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING. D:
clollieman: REALLY? :D
npfenris: :D
clollieman: OH GOOD, I DON'T HAVE TO ASK
clollieman: *POUND*
npfenris: o.o
clollieman: *DOLLAR SIGN*
npfenris: *CURRENCY SYMBOL*
clollieman: *YEN*
npfenris: ¤
clollieman: *YOU ALREADY SAID THAT ONE*
clollieman: *CENSORSHIP*
clollieman: Well that was fun. 83
clollieman: HEY THERE BUDDY, DID YOU LIKE THAT? 83
npfenris: YES YES I DID. 83
clollieman: Oh. :0
clollieman: I was kinda hoping I'd scarred you for life or something. :0
clollieman: That's a bit of a drag. :0
npfenris: Oh. :0
npfenris: Pfff, I have a girlfirend now.
clollieman: PFFT.
npfenris: I am now impervious to your yiff barrage.
clollieman: FINE.
npfenris: Except if you do it just right.
npfenris: Then it scars for x2 damage! :0
clollieman: *A LITTLE TO THE LEFT*
npfenris: OH GOD THE RATS!
clollieman: 83
npfenris: 38
clollieman: <3~~=^_^=!!

[Bob The Mercenary]

BobtheMercenary (11:26:10 PM): lawl, saving the world from giant radioactive zombie crocs, that'd be a hardcore exit
Karesh15 (11:26:26 PM): Yea
Karesh15 (11:26:37 PM): But a fucking stingray got him.
DeathByStab (11:26:51 PM): and Yeah Zombie Crocs were what I thought too..I thought he'd save the world from them...fucking ray
Darthlord Ragnos (11:26:54 PM): Through the heart
Karesh15 (11:27:03 PM): Yea
Darthlord Ragnos (11:27:03 PM): That's like crazy strange luck
Karesh15 (11:27:06 PM): That was a cheep shot.
Karesh15 (11:27:16 PM): The stingray was working with the zombie crocs is what I think,
DeathByStab (11:27:16 PM): Maybe he faked his death...he's pretty crafty...
Karesh15 (11:27:26 PM): THey knew that only one man could stop them.
DeathByStab (11:27:50 PM): now the zombie crocs can move in and take over...we have one last hope: Chuck Norris
Karesh15 (11:27:54 PM): So they hired an elite stingray assassin
LethargyMan (11:29:30 PM): Hoohah.
Karesh15 (11:31:47 PM): Sign up today to stop the zombie crocs

[Bob The Mercenary]

BobtheMercenary (11:35:14 PM): oh, I saw the single coolest thing I've ever seen today

DeathByStab (11:35:27 PM): what was it?

BobtheMercenary (11:35:28 PM): I was outside on my stepmom's porch by her pool...

BobtheMercenary (11:35:47 PM): and saw a giant pile of ants near the edge, thought they were just eating something

BobtheMercenary (11:36:08 PM): but we looked closer and it was actually two colonies of different types of ants battling each other

BobtheMercenary (11:36:23 PM): they were fucking breaking each other's bodies

LethargyMan (11:36:23 PM): Did you break it up?

BobtheMercenary (11:36:29 PM): well...

DeathByStab (11:36:38 PM): wow man! that's sweet!

DeathByStab (11:36:46 PM): did you kick them all in the pool?

BobtheMercenary (11:36:50 PM): We saw that the two sides were the big against the small ones...

BobtheMercenary (11:36:59 PM): and they each had their own "sides"

Karesh15 (11:37:17 PM): ...

Karesh15 (11:37:24 PM): Did the small ones have more numbers?

BobtheMercenary (11:37:25 PM): so...we were drinking at the time, I took a few drops of tequila and dropped it on the small guys side

Karesh15 (11:37:30 PM): WHY!?

DeathByStab (11:37:37 PM): and so did they win?

DeathByStab (11:37:41 PM): who won?

Karesh15 (11:37:48 PM): You needed to help the small ones man!

BobtheMercenary (11:37:50 PM): So they'd get drunk, lose their inhibitions, and fight the fuckers off

BobtheMercenary (11:38:02 PM): THEN

Karesh15 (11:38:28 PM): ok

Karesh15 (11:38:30 PM): So 

Karesh15 (11:38:34 PM): Who won?

DeathByStab (11:38:36 PM): then?

BobtheMercenary (11:38:37 PM): I took a piece of cloth, lit it on fire, and dropped it on the big ant side yelling "nuclear launch detected"

DeathByStab (11:38:44 PM): lol

LethargyMan (11:38:50 PM): Yes!

Karesh15 (11:38:50 PM): YES

DeathByStab (11:38:54 PM): and who won?

BobtheMercenary (11:39:00 PM): The small ones ^_^

LethargyMan (11:39:02 PM): Humanity.

Karesh15 (11:39:03 PM): Good

Karesh15 (11:39:13 PM): Did the small ones go into the enemy hive?

Karesh15 (11:39:28 PM): Like a small tactical 5 ant squad?

BobtheMercenary (11:39:31 PM): we were cheering the most at one point where one small one took a big one face-to-face and won

BobtheMercenary (11:39:40 PM): it looked like it broke his neck

DeathByStab (11:39:43 PM): yay! there's hope for us against the crocs! it's a sign!

TheWizWhoDidIt (11:39:47 PM) has entered the room.

BobtheMercenary (11:39:49 PM): lol

Karesh15 (11:39:50 PM): TWIDDY

Karesh15 (11:39:54 PM): THE LITTLE ANTS WON!

DeathByStab (11:39:58 PM): wow that's sweet as hell man!

BobtheMercenary (11:39:58 PM): 

DeathByStab (11:40:06 PM): yay! Twiddy!

TheWizWhoDidIt (11:40:18 PM): Hey Karesh, hey DBS.

TheWizWhoDidIt (11:41:42 PM): ... Flare has a leash?

BobtheMercenary (11:41:45 PM): And no, Karesh, they just, and this was also sweet, hauled the bodies of the dead underground and kinda cleaned up

Karesh15 (11:42:05 PM): nice

Karesh15 (11:42:12 PM): They are going to create Cyborg ants.

Karesh15 (11:42:26 PM): "we can rebuild our enemys."

BobtheMercenary (11:42:27 PM): to combat the zombie crocs?

BobtheMercenary (11:42:31 PM): lol

Karesh15 (11:42:35 PM): "Turn them loose upon their former allies"

Karesh15 (11:42:42 PM): "THEN CRUSH ALL THAT RESIST!"

BobtheMercenary (11:42:48 PM): Where's that from ><

Karesh15 (11:42:51 PM): This speech of course

Karesh15 (11:43:01 PM): is made near the statue of bob they made.

Karesh15 (11:43:11 PM): After their new god saved their efforts on the battlefield

BobtheMercenary (11:43:14 PM): oh we were talking about that too

DeathByStab (11:43:29 PM): and made them drunk with tequila

BobtheMercenary (11:43:34 PM): maybe a small statue of this italian dude holding a bottle of tequila =D

FencerShinryuu (11:43:37 PM): You don't know pain.

DeathByStab (11:43:51 PM): That's a sweet statue!

BobtheMercenary (11:44:01 PM): and a rag on fire

Karesh15 (11:44:10 PM): And so the ants go on.

LethargyMan (11:44:14 PM): It would probably just look like a small pile of dirt.

Karesh15 (11:44:22 PM): The scientists devoloping teh cyborg army.

LethargyMan (11:44:23 PM): In the shape of the Washington Monument.

Karesh15 (11:44:29 PM): While the warriors mop up the resistance.

[P-Sleazy]

Me and Roy just now

RoyDMylote: I'm sixteen, I 'SPOSED to be annoying.
pauljg04: I'm 18, I'm supposed to do illigal shit
pauljg04: but I don't just as much as you're not annoying
pauljg04: you're sweet
pauljg04: like all 16 year olds
RoyDMylote: Dang.
RoyDMylote: CRAP.
pauljg04: what?
RoyDMylote: I'm sweet.
pauljg04: thats right roy
RoyDMylote: Sucks to be me.
pauljg04: nah
pauljg04: I wish I was sweet 16 again
RoyDMylote: Weird...
pauljg04: cause I was a vindictive ass hole back then
RoyDMylote: I mean, you've got your puberty, your uncontrollable hormones, your parents...
pauljg04: ....
pauljg04: Puberty?
pauljg04: whats that?
RoyDMylote: Okay, Black Mage, Puberty is when...
pauljg04: whats puberty
pauljg04: I need to know what it is before I can tell you when or where it is
RoyDMylote: Are...are you serious?
RoyDMylote: You know, when you grow your hair and your balls.
pauljg04: .....
pauljg04: Hair grows there?
RoyDMylote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puberty
RoyDMylote: Yes.
pauljg04: ok...THATS a bit far now...
RoyDMylote: What?
pauljg04: I don't want to know what it is
pauljg04: I want to live in my hippie 60's lifestyle
pauljg04: IGNORANCE IS BLISS!
pauljg04: IGNORANCE IS BLISS!
RoyDMylote: Jeezus.

[Roy_D_Mylote]

RoyDMylote: I mean, it's not all just looks.
mustanglvr20: yes it shouldn't be all bout looks
RoyDMylote: Well it ISN'T.
mustanglvr20: i kno i am just sayin
RoyDMylote:
mustanglvr20: winkin?? lol
mustanglvr20: that is cool lookin
RoyDMylote: Yeah.
RoyDMylote: I knowz.
mustanglvr20: lol.. i dont' have that
mustanglvr20: gosh loser
RoyDMylote: What don't you have?!
mustanglvr20: a lot of things
mustanglvr20: lol
RoyDMylote: What were you talking about just now?
mustanglvr20: the smiley
RoyDMylote: Uh...
RoyDMylote: You use the semi-colon: ; and then add the parinthesi.
RoyDMylote: )
mustanglvr20: the winky smiley...
RoyDMylote:
mustanglvr20: lol
mustanglvr20: i dont' ahe it tho
RoyDMylote: You just TYPE IT.
mustanglvr20: ok wut was it again
RoyDMylote: SEMICOLON: ; and PARENTHESI: )
mustanglvr20:
mustanglvr20:
mustanglvr20: o i do have it
mustanglvr20: whoa

^^ I have an idiot cousin!

[Sithdarth]

Note: The first few lines I had a light grey background that made my dark grey text look black. Then against my better judgement I gave in on that and dropped the background so all that was left was my rather close to black grey text.

Macabre: wow, that guy earlier was retarded
Sithdarth: Of course
Macabre: what is up with these retards lately
Sithdarth: No idea
Macabre: you, turn the background off of your text
Sithdarth: I think that did it
Macabre: what did what
Sithdarth: Turned off the background color
Macabre: why dont you make your text black, just like everyone else
Sithdarth: Because I like being different
Macabre: you're not fucking special, despite what your mom said
Sithdarth: I never said special
Sithdarth: I said different
Macabre: well its annoying, so no
Macabre: if you want to be different, don't do it for the sake of being different, do it because you are. and don't try to project yourself as "different". if you really are different, it will show. Otherwise you're just being a pretentious bitch and should go join some emo band and cut yourself because the world doesn't understand you, or your differenc, or the fact that your really the same as everyone else
Sithdarth: If you really want to know its because the only stable IRC client I have ever got my computer to run is Trillian and I'm to much of a lazy bastard to change my font preferences.
Macabre: well. change it
Macabre: I mean, who are you, because I dont recognize this nick
Sithdarth: On the forums from the site which this chat gets its name I have the exact same nick
Macabre: ok, just making sure, so I've been here a hell of a lot longer, so I think most of the other seniors here would agree with me, change the color. Nice to have you, welcome to the channel, not trying to shove you away. but seriously, change the color
Macabre: and on that note, I'm leaving

Now there are oh so many reasons why I think this is quite funny. The biggest would probably be the massive amounts of irony contained with in. Right from the first line even. I mean I count at least three if not four distinct cases of irony in that exchange starting right from that first line.

Oh and by the way, that attitude right there is why I stopped coming to the IRC room the first time. (After fighting for weeks to get a free IRC client running since the one Shiney linked is no longer free. I did this the first time ,mind you, after being berrated in exactly the same way for not having default text and using Trillian as a client.) Silly me I thought it might have changed in there. But really I don't want to talk to a group of people that can't stand even a small fucking difference in text color. Much less a group of people that will endlessly berate and insult me over it while trying to insist on some form of superiority over me derived from having wasted a larger portion of their equally important lives in an internet chat room.

Although, the more a read that log the funnier it gets.

Edit: Oh yeah and this just happened a little bit ago. Incase you were wondering.