Sooooo.

[greed]

How stupid of me. So does that make me necrophilia?

On sadistic naming, I've always liked the idea of calling your kid Rover then getting a dog and calling it James/Jennifer just to really fuck them up.

[shiney]

Hey, this is supposed to be about mine and Rai's impending parenthood, please be disgusting elsewhere...

Honestly, you guys..

[Mirai Gen]

Hey, you said "Fuckin' for babies", we just kept that train runnin'.

[greed]

Seriously it's us, what did you expect? I figured you'd be hurt if we held back the madness, cause you know it wouldn't be honest.

[Mirai Gen]

He is right though. Steering back on topic:

Shiney, Rai, is this going to be your only kid or are you planning more than this?

[Tydeus]

Originally Posted by Mirai Gen

He is right though. Steering back on topic:

Shiney, Rai, is this going to be your only kid or are you planning more than this?

Indeed. Is your plan to cultivate a single child, and simply concentrate all your dark powers in it, or to spawn a brood, so that they may overrun society, Zerg-style?

[Demetrius]

Originally Posted by Mashirosen

Bucephalus.

Isn't that the horse from Baron Maunchausen? That's kind of mean when you think about it.

Make sure you have the kid watch lots of subbed anime, it's great when the child starts speaking fluently in a different language and you have no clue what the heck they are saying.

[Nique]

Originally Posted by MG

You can only congratulate a couple so many times - especially with people like Mes, me, Fifth, POS, Brave Fencer, shiney, and Nique commenting on it - before you start to poke fun at the subject in general.

Hey, why is my name being dragged into... Oh. Right. Well, nevermind.

Make sure you have the kid watch lots of subbed anime, it's great when the child starts speaking fluently in a different language and you have no clue what the heck they are saying.

Or, like most toddlers, he/she will bather on in idiot baby talk excitedly... Only, with the anime watching, 'shiney-Rai-Juniorettawhatever', will holler loudly with both fists clenched for about a minute and a half, at which point shiney will unwittingly waddle over to his child to see whats wrong, and fall for the oldest trick in the book as 'baby-shiney' throws his little baby fists into his fathers crotch.

[Ravenfic]

Ah, another mouth to feed, a new child to join the many thousands we have now.

A word of advice: PLEASE RAISE YOUR CHILD SENSIBLY!!!!

We have all experienced how evil children can be. Saying nothing of your own, oh gracious moderator, I'm sure he/she/it will turn out to be utterly angelic, but I'm just sayin'.

[Sky Warrior Bob]

Originally Posted by Mirai Gen

He is right though. Steering back on topic:

Shiney, Rai, is this going to be your only kid or are you planning more than this?

Isn't that a bit premature? I mean, wait until they figure out if they can manage to support one before jumping onto the baby making bandwagon.

And you don't know they won't end up with a pair right from the start, let alone more than that. (Of course, unless Rai & Shiney were resorting to fertility drugs, I think that unlikely.)

SWB