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Unread 04-04-2007, 10:56 PM   #91
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POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them. POS Industries will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them.
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Unread 04-04-2007, 11:23 PM   #92
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Unread 04-05-2007, 12:19 AM   #93
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Unread 04-05-2007, 12:39 AM   #94
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The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk is like Reed Richards, but prettier. The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk is like Reed Richards, but prettier. The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk is like Reed Richards, but prettier. The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk is like Reed Richards, but prettier. The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk is like Reed Richards, but prettier. The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk is like Reed Richards, but prettier. The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk is like Reed Richards, but prettier.
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Unread 04-05-2007, 07:10 AM   #95
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Your razor-sharp wit.

I know it lives in your pants. It has to.

It must!
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Unread 04-05-2007, 08:16 AM   #96
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Pockets.

I would've said "penis", 'cause that's definitly inside his pants (barring castration), but krylo's took up the penis space.

Or something.
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Unread 04-05-2007, 09:10 AM   #97
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I'm going to give the obvious dirty jokes a pass and go with...

car/house keys?
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Unread 04-05-2007, 09:53 AM   #98
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Unread 04-05-2007, 10:46 AM   #99
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Unread 04-05-2007, 02:54 PM   #100
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So looks like we have:
Herpes
Lice
Undergarments
Legs
Pockets
My Cock
My Wand of Fear
My Special Banhammer
My Pocket Pool Stick
No Cock
Krylo's Cock
Car Keys
My Razor-Sharp Wit
My Cell Phone
A Great Old One
A Wallet
A Femur
Spare Change
Fire
Chrono Trigger, covered in lube

Did I miss any? Okay, let's get these in order:

Fire: Well, if I had a fire in my pants, I would wanna get it out pretty quick! So that's pretty far back on the list. 19

Razor-Sharp Wit: If I left that janglin' around in my pants, I could do myself some serious damage! 18

Herpes: That wouldn't be at all nice to have in my pants. 17

Lice: Now that was just kind of mean. 16

No cock: I certainly wouldn't not want to never have no cock not in my aren't pants. 15

Pockets: Those aren't in my pants, those are part of my pants. That hardly counts. 14

Spare change: Nice to have, but I only really tend to keep it in my car. You know for meters and such. 13

Car Keys: Super-important, but I prefer to have them in the ignition of my car, not in my pants where I can sit on 'em or something. 12

Krylo's Cock: You know he never calls the next day 11

A Great Old One: Not sure how I'd fit that in my pants, but it'd be a hell of a party trick if I could. 10

Undergarments: Necessary but not really something I'm fond of. 9

Chrono Trigger, covered in lube: That's no kind of way to treat CT. I bring it out on special occasions, when I can take my time and ease into it, so it knows how much I care. 8

A Cell Phone: If I carry it then people just keep trying to call me all the time. 7

My Pocket Pool-Stick: Well, I do enjoy knocking balls around. 6

My Special Banhammer: I prefer to carry it around out in the open, so everybody knows what's up. 5

My Wand of Fear: I'd hate to see what happened if it accidentally discharged. 4

My cock: Handy to have around but I just don't get near as much use out of it as I feel I ought to. 3

Femur: Well, healthy bones are important. 2

Legs: Kicky and Standy? I love those guys. Number One.

Akamaz, a winner is you.
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