05-21-2007, 05:43 PM | #781 |
Nice going, numbnuts!
|
Your ninja outfit.
What? Those pirates don't kill themselves you know.
__________________
Experiments 68469, 68470, and 68472 were perfect successes. I am Experiment 68471, the catastrophic failure. "Hi, we're America! We built monster trucks for fun! We developed top-fuel dragsters that go from 0 to 330 miles per hour in 5 seconds 'cause, well, we were bored! Piss us off, and see what we build!" |
05-21-2007, 09:10 PM | #782 |
Trash Goblin
|
Don't be silly, POS- Coporations can't wear clothing!
|
05-21-2007, 10:20 PM | #783 |
Argus Agony
|
I don't want to deal with ranking all this. Or even figuring out a top five. In fact, what I'm going to do is give 5, and then rank the bottom four and the winner....
19. A pair of shorts and a brown t-shirt - A more disgusting combination there never was. I mean, I don't wear shorts as a rule, and I've found that earth tones of any kind just don't do it for me. Blacks and greys are more my speed. 18. A snappy shirt and some nice slacks - That just hurts. 17. A sweater my mother knitted me - Not a big sweater fan, my mother doesn't knit, and I don't know where on Earth she is at the moment anyway. 16. Sweatpants and a dirty t-shirt - Bleh. How droll. There are your losers. The rest of you are somewhere between these poor souls and the winner, which itself is........ 1. A sexy brunette - Damn right! Demetrius is the winner! Get to it!
__________________
Either you're dead or my watch has stopped. |
05-22-2007, 10:00 AM | #784 |
In need of a vacation
|
Holy crap, my smutty innuendo has paid off for once!
Why do I never have enough sleep?
__________________
DFM, Demon seed of Hell who fuels its incredible power by butchering little girls and feeding on their innocence.
Demetrius, Dark clown of the netherworld, a being of incalculable debauchery and a soulless, faceless evil as old as time itself. Zilla, The chick. ~DFM Wii bishie bishie kawaii baka! ~ Fifthfiend |
05-22-2007, 10:02 AM | #785 |
The REAL Lord of the Dance
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Narshe Caves
Posts: 397
|
Because your harem of beautiful women keep you up all night long.
|
05-22-2007, 10:06 AM | #786 |
helloooo!
|
Because you're still making up for the enormous sleep deprivation that was gained when you had the night shift.
__________________
noooo! why are you doing that?! |
05-22-2007, 10:37 AM | #787 |
-~= 'Biter' =~-
|
I know this Title™
Because you game/drink all weekend, stay at your friends places, and they don't provide an environment conducive to sleeping.
I should recuse myself... |
05-22-2007, 10:54 AM | #788 |
THE SUPREME COURT DID WHAT?
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Arkansas (for now)
Posts: 1,477
|
You have a curvature of the spine.
(At least, that's my problem. Stupid scoliosis.) The Wandering God |
05-22-2007, 10:56 AM | #789 | |
Whoa we got a tough guy here.
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 2,996
|
Because.
Clowns WILL eat you.
__________________
Quote:
|
|
05-22-2007, 12:02 PM | #790 |
Swing You Sinners!
|
Because you swore over the remains of your destroyed village, your murdered family/mentor, and your kicked kitten that you would not rest--you would not sleep for an instant--until the villain who committed these atrocities would be brought to justice at the point of your mighty blade. (In a non-metaphorical, non-sexual way, of course, if for no other reason than you'd be too sleepy.)
__________________
|
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | |
|
|