NPF Avatars 5 - Getting Smaller

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

*Plnk Plnk Plnk Plnk*

The blades of Black's Latis bent as they tried to cut through... solid... diamond.

Then Black was insta-transported away from the rising volcano of DOOM.

Rhiya...

Vomited liquid chaos everywhere.

Well... ALMOST everywhere. It atomized the pie plug in her mouth and jetted out in a spray of chaos that splattered a good section of the arena. The chaotic liquid sizzled and ate into the arena floor, creating pockmarks of doom and strange, dangerous pathways between.

With her throatway cleared, Rhiya's stomach reverted back to its hungry state, and Rhiya the dragon shook her head, trying to get rid of the yucky regurgitated chaos taste in her mouth.

"Ugh... never going to do THAT again."

Rhiya looked around some more, before sinking to her haunches and giving a wide-mouthed yawn. She scratched herself, causing sparks to fly everywhere as she did so, then looked around again. Her mind slowly came to the realization that there were surprisingly very few people left.

Her stomach rumbled, and Rhiya looked down, realization crossing her draconic visage.

Rhiya got up and lumbered forward again, looking for more tasty morsels to feed on.

[TheBlindMime]

TBM didn't even bother drawing in the line on his yo-yo as he watched the BEAR suddenly get up and then get down. He sullenly lowered his head, everyone had dance magic but him....

The song 'no dogs allowed' could be heard in TBM's general area, this only worsened his demeaned state. He just started to walk away from the BEAR to leave him in peace with his pie and his jamz.

[Fenris]

"Which way is he?" Fenris asked, catching Irium. Rei pointed.

Fenris pulled a thread and stepped in. Suddenly, Nikose popped out of his shadow.

"Fenris, if you do that, there's a chance that you'll land on Pedro. Just come with me," Nikose said. Nikose grabbed Fenris's arm and dove into his shadow, re-emerging out of Pedro's shadow.

"Okay, that was one hell of a ride," Fenris said, emerging, and rebalancing Pedro. Fenris shook his head and smacked a few of the surrounding fembots with his banstick, applying the explosion to their front, causing the bits to fly away from him and his allies. "You rang?" he asked. "Where's the hole go?"

Pedro pointed directly down. Fenris nodded, pulling a thread around Pedro, Himself, Nikose, and R.E.I., and locking it in the way where things can't touch the things inside. "Showtime," Fenris said, grinning. He pointed straight up, and pulled his banstick down in a jerky motion. A thread locomoted through Fenris and pals, causing them to feel quite disconcerted as their matter was forcibly penetrated by other matter, which passed harmlessly through, smashing the floor below the thread they were standing in, and going through the floor below that. Fenris raised the banstick, and the thread that just flew through lifted up, and the roof of that thread became the new floor of the corridor below. Fenris opened the lock and removed the floor of the thread they were currently standing in, and the group descended into the corridor.

"You guys go on ahead, I'll hold off these guys. Nikose should probably help too, just in case I'm underestimating things here."

[Nikose Tyris]

Rather then stick around for that damned ride, Nikose instead vanished into the darkness of the thread and poofed again- and appeared next to Fenris at the bottom. "I got your back, Fen- I just fucking HATE being forcibly Penetrated. See, I have a very tight rear..." he droned a bit, before realising that Fembots were diving down the hole after them. "Oh, my."

[Inbred Chocobo]

IC landed hard. Of course, this time he aimed for an open area of the arena. He didn't dare talk right now, his voice would be way too high pitched. He had almost faded out on the strike, but he knew he couldn't fade out, else he might be out for a KO, so he somehow held it together. Of course, IC's packaging was quite red and purple right now, but a quick check off camera insured thaat the package was still intact. Thank God.

However IC needed a second. He was just kind of sitting there breathing. After all, once that had happened, IC's rage kind of left him. Oh, there was one other good thing about this. IC had completly forgotten about all his other injuries. Of course, you could lose all your limbs, and take a blow like that and you would forget it.

[POS Industries]

Pedro nodded at Fenris as he and the holographic Rei took off down the corridor beneath the control room, calling out behind him, "Thanks bunches, Hobo. Just make sure to hold these guys off while I try to cut the power!"

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Having properly served TBM, the bear began baring his fangs as he charged roaring toward his challenger. The bear had plenty of pie to eat, but it still wasn't quite as tasty as raw meaty flesh!

Elsewhere, the blue arrow came to a stop again, dropping a leaf down onto it's target. After a puff of smoke, Krylo suddenly found himself with a pair of fuzzy ears sticking out of the top of his head and a large raccoon tail protruding from his lower back, which magically kept him in the air as it wagged. Seemed like swinging it at an opponent would make it a pretty decent weapon, too...

[PhoenixFlame]

"Oh fine!" Phoenix yelled after Fenris, as the mod took the majority of Pedro's strike team downward toward the main powerplant.

"Just leave me here to... deal with..." Phoenix trailed off, looking at the near hundreds of fembots and fembot zombies now surrounding whoever remained. A very smiley receptionist grinned maniacally, brandishing her crossbow.

Phoenix thought fast[tm].

"Threadjack!"

Pointing her left palm at the "ceiling" of Fenris' thread, Phoenix momentarially hacked into it, allowing herself to pass through the ceiling. And the floor, and... Onto the ground behind Pedro's party. Sideways.

"ARGH!" She whined, standing up and brushing herself off. "Owwie... ._."

"Anyway, anyone need a heal? I do. Sar!" With this, a cool blue stabilizing field emitted from PF's hand device, reconfiguring every "human" party member's life essences in a positive manner, healing their wounds.

[PyrosNine]

Asheth leapt up and backwards, finding foothold on a stage that appeared out of nowhere, complete with spotlights and a strange "Wiggin-ometer" that was slowly filling up with the music.

10%

Asheth pointed at her opponent.


However, contradicting her bad ass singer attitude, the music that played now was almost babyish, coming from a xylophone and kids-play piano.

When Smokey landed, he found himself in a forest.

Asheth sang, with one of her fingers on her cheek.

"Smo-okey bear. Smo-okey bear.
Walking through the forest!
Walking through the forest!
Suddenly the Aliens came down,

Suddenly a horde of Illegal Mexican immigrants leapt down from the trees, looking vicious, and armed to the teeth.

They shot at him with their lazer guns
Poor Smokey bear. Poor Smokey bear.

As you can guess, It was bear season.

[POS Industries]

Smokey moved quickly, trying to deflect their blasts with his shovel and wounded defensive paw, before turning to face them and roaring with bestial rage...

[TheBlindMime]

TBM was ashamed, he had no dance or music magic. As the impending doom of being mauled by the number one threat on the threatdown came eerily close to him, a thought occurred. He was trying to fight this stupid bear like he was a human fighting a bear, there was only one thing on this earth that could threaten a bear. As TBM's warning bell let out its ring he was ready, turning to face his opponent his arm already in motion for his attack.

The simultaneous explosion that signaled his transformation was nearly beautiful before it was torn asunder by the beast within its concealing smoke. A North American Grizzly Bear, TBEARM as he would be now referred until later notice, already had his massive paw headed for his opponents face with a blood thirsty growl echoing from his lips.

Fight bears with bears.