Totally Rigged Mafia (AKA Nostalgic Mafia)

[P-Sleazy]

DAY TIME!

Heres the transpirings of the night.

A police car was seen leaving as 4 figures showed up infront of the Prison. The warden was watching tv while his two prisoners slept. He didn't expect what was going to happen next. The 4 figures bypassed all the prison security that 42 had set up to keep convicts from escaping. Apperently thats all their good for. So now theres a sleeping warden and 4 figures near him. What happened is they start comboing his ass like Lenneth. 42 Petunias, Prison Warden, Town Aligned is dead. Ecurt and Moogle slept on. Roy_D_Mylote's ghost appeared and entered one of thier bodies.

As the 4 figures departed, one told the leading figure that he had some business to take care of still and left. This lone wolf was the one which Roy had possessed. He headed for Stomphoof's house, which was conveniently placed on a cliff. Upon entering the building a figure was setting up outside the house, knees buckling. The first figure, SSB_Intern found that Stomphoof had turned into a pink pony. SSB_Intern procures a saddle and places it on this pony and begins riding him around the house, causing damage to several of the artifacts. Finally, he rides him out of the house and towards the cliff. BAM! was heard as a bullet passed through SSB's head, turning him into GHOST RIDER (Roy's possessing him mind you)! HE continued his drive towards the cliff and fell down to his death.

The figure with the rifle began packing his equipment up mumbling to himself. "Damn, I missed again. I should really remember to buy more than enough bul..." "BLAM!" A bullet passed through Sheb, the UBER missing Vigilante, Town Aligned head. Off in the distance, another sniper stood up and said "Unlike you, I ALWAYS hit MY target."

A crazy man started walking down the street. When Loki started walking by. "Damn, thier getting... Ahh, my next target" he said. He grabbed Loki who began screaming as this senile old man bit into his neck. He then dissappeared into the night as Loki, only just realizing what happened, ran towards his good friends house.

Roy's ghost finally caught up with his next target. "You're hard to find Newb. It took me awhile to catch up with you." Newb stared at Roy's ghost. "NO! YOU'RE DEAD!" his eyes becoming tearful. "BOO!" said Roy. Newb then passed out, unconsious, on the side walk infront of his strip club. His head hit the concrete hard and began bleeding. "That'll teach you to lynch me, fucker." Were Roy's last words as he disappeared into the ground, never to be seen again. A doctor was passing by Newb's body and picked him up.

Loki and Demetrius found thier way to Newb's strip club because Loki had convinced Demetrius of it. Demetrius, being gay, wasn't too happy about it, but thought that maybe tonight, he could make his move on Loki, whom he had long since been admiring since thier days in high school. Upon entry in the club, Loki sat himself comfortably at a table and ordered a vodka. Demetrius ordered a Strawberry Daiquerry. After a few hours, and SEVERAL drinks, there was a some commotion going on in the club when a Sniper look-a-like showed up shooting a gun into the air. Demetrius, fearing for his life, and the time he had left, grabbed Loki, and professed his love for him the quickest way known to man. H e kissed him square on the lips. The sniper look a like shot Demetrius, Loki's Secret Admirer, town Aligned through the head and quickly dissappeared out the night club's front door. Loki, had a look of complete fear in his eyes. He detested gay's due to his homophobia, and finding out his bestest friend in the world was gay made him die of his condition. Loki, The homophobe, Cult Initiate, CULT aligned fell dead on the table just as the police were comming through the door to investigate.

As morning drew, the bodies of SSB_INTERN, Mafiate, Mafia Aligned and Stomphoof, townie, town aligned were found on the beach by the prison as Moogle and Ecurt were leaving.

Spontanious Combustion, Majorblood and IowaCJE have been henceforth removed from the game due to inactivity. Wizardcat PM'd me saying he didn't want to post at night. grthwllms has entered the ring as well.

Also, if anyone wants, you can still take the spot of 2 of the three players who were ejected.

IT is now DAY 3. 22 players remaining. 12 to lynch.

[Roy_D_Mylote]

HAH! Fuck you! Told you SSB was an evil, evil man!

w00t!

Also, I looked, I may be wrong, but is this the first time a revenge role actually worked?

[P-Sleazy]

WELCOME BACK! Captain Combustible.

Me and Nikose agreed that since he hasn't learned anything from his old role, it would still be fair to put him back in. Especially since he was paying attention to the thread enough to PM me to take the spot of an inactive player.

23 Players now.

[Sheb]

I knew there was something screwy with my vig role. Oh well, at least I used it to take a mafiatte out. Good luck townies.

[P-Sleazy]

Quit complainin Sheb. You were an UBER! UBER! There's only like...2 of you revealed.

[Demetrius]

Dude I was the homophobe you ass!

[Red Fighter 1073]

Damn, I was wondering when Roy would end using his revenge role, seeing as how I thought it would activate before his actual death. Also, it looks pretty good for the town so far, only 3 mafia left to kill. Also, one more sniper (possibly vig?) left. Also, how was Sheb an uber role yet he couldn't hit anything? In fact, did he directly kill anyone by actually shooting them himself?

[Lord of Joshelplex]

So what, he kills whoeverf voted for him?

[Nikose Tyris]

No, Roy could just pick three people to kill. he was awesome.

[The SSB Intern]

STTEEEEEEEEEEVVVVE!!

er, I mean...

RRRROOOOOYY!!

You have beaten me town-aligned fools, but there are three more of my bretheren, one of which has powers you could probably fathom but might come as a moderate surprise.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEEHEEHOCHUCKLE!

*DEAD*