Paris goes to jail - and is released! And goes back to jail again! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[Darth SS]

Maybe said women were handing out punishments?


...Nah. I mean, let's be serious. It would be too dangerous to put Paris in the general population.

[Mike McC]

Apparently The sherrif's office, or some department over there was flooded with overwhelmingly negative messages, along the lines of "Put her back in!"

Fame for only being famous doesn't save you in the end.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

erhem

Ding Dong the wench is gone, which ol wench, that skanky wench.

I am so glad that the Judge overturned the decision though. And my collegue said that she is now in for 45 days, is that true.

[Fifthfiend]

Originally Posted by BraveFencer Shinryuu

Apparently The sherrif's office, or some department over there was flooded with overwhelmingly negative messages, along the lines of "Put her back in!"

Fame for only being famous doesn't save you in the end.

Hey, Zsa Zsa Gabor was famous for being famous. Nobody would've sent Zsa Zsa to the can.

Being famous for being universally reviled, that's a whole other kind of thing.

[Dark Seraphim]

Has anyone seen that Merlin miniseries? Specifically the part where Maab (?) fades into nothingness when everyone stops beliving in her?

Think that'd work on Paris?

[POS Industries]

Originally Posted by fifthfiend

Hey, Zsa Zsa Gabor was famous for being famous. Nobody would've sent Zsa Zsa to the can.

Certainly not...



...Well, at least not for any more than three days. Also, of note:

Originally Posted by Wiki

Zsa Zsa is the only Gábor sister to bear a child. According to Zsa Zsa's book, One Lifetime Is Not Enough, Conrad Hilton raped her, causing the pregnancy. Their only child (born after their divorce), is Francesca Hilton (Gabor) born 10 March 1947. In 2005, Zsa Zsa accused her daughter, Francesca, of larceny and fraud, and filed a lawsuit against her in a California court.

Can we just get rid of that whole family? Please?

[greed]

Originally Posted by POS Industries

Can we just get rid of that whole family? Please?

The Hiltons, Eugenics doesn't seem so stupid now huh?

[neyo the king]

I'm so sick of Paris that I've actually already been hospitalized for an "unspecified medical condition" due to all of this crap. Since when were celebrities exempt from law?

..you know, it's the perfect plan for world domination, or at least national domination. Just become a celebrity, kill the President, say your sorry, maybe give a blowjob here or there, and bam! Free get out of jail card!

...Seriously, would something like this fly in some other country? Or is this an "Only in America" moment?

[Aerozord]

Paris who?

*The stupidity of the whole situation makes my brain want to self-destruct, hence I choose to ignore it. After all the only reason she is famous is because we actually care about what she does.*

Originally Posted by Neyo the King

...Seriously, would something like this fly in some other country? Or is this an "Only in America" moment?

I believe its worse, they don't let you out, they outright ignore what they do.

[mattblack04]

Originally Posted by Neyo the King

...Seriously, would something like this fly in some other country? Or is this an "Only in America" moment?

In China she'd probably be executed. Doesn't take much to get executed in China.

On a side note, I hate hearing about celebrities and law, because they obviously get special treatment. If it were you or I (non-minors) that were in trouble for driving with a suspended license, TWICE, we would get a heck of a lot more than 45 days.