NPF Avatars 5 - Part Vampire, Part Warrior, Carnivore and Voyeur

[PhoenixFlame]

Tactically, Pyrosnine had made a hideous tactical miscalculation by attacking Phoenixbot's summoned monster instead of herself. Naturally however, using "World of Warcrack" Phyiszkx (TM), this was expected. Mobs always aggroed your pets before they shredded your squishly little meaty bits.

Fortunately, Phoenixbot was lacking several of the aformentioned meatybits. Still! The logic applied.

Targeting Pyrosnine during his ascent with her ice-blaster of doom, Phoenixbot did not factor in the adverse effects of being so close to Chibi Anime animation and pure love mixed together. The high energy discharge of her weapon coupled with firing at someone assuming a cosplay form resulted in a loud and unanticipated crack. Bright, comcially fireworks-class flash accompanied what amounted to nothing more than an aesthetic change.

"Time to die, Nya!" Phoenixbot said with true protector-of-the-world emotion, while discharging her comically sparkly ice-blaster at Pyrosnine. Her armor had changed into the trademark Sailor Fuku of a magical girl, complete with golden tiara. Additionally, she had gained a pair of catgirl ears for no explicable reason.

Somewhere else, Phoenixflame suddenly experienced a pounding headache, as if millions of logic circuts had cried out in terror.

[PyrosNine]

"Okay, sure, I turn you into a loveable maiden, and you get all crazy, and now you turn into a Sailor Fuku Catgirl on your own and you're still all crazy? That's messed up." Pyros whined as he went down, gently landing on the ground.

"I'd even do that 'It's WRONG!' bit again, but a cute boy going berzerker on a cute sailor girl is just begging to lead into something rated M for mature. Or not at all if we're in Britain. Damned censors!"

Pyros decided to check the ButtS. system again, and hit the button, but this time made sure to be in an appropriate form when it ended. It was one thing to be Asheth in a dress, another for Pyros to be in one.

Another transformation sequence began, with the bunny hood going *poof!* and the tunic becoming black leather and failing to cover up everything sufficiently.

Sensing that this new form would be bad for the kitties and also make it easier for Phoenixbot to freeze him to death, Pyros went ahead and did a magical upgrade.

S&M Asheth digivolves toooooooo......Ethilvira, mistress of the dark un-kawaii-verse!

The being that emerged was a bit like Lulu from FFX, but instead of a dress made of behemoth fur and belts, it was made from Baphomet fur and wriggling tentacles of darkness. The bust was still quite visible, and the hairstyle was even more outlandish than Asheth's and Lulu's combined, featuring skulls and broadswords and more loops than a hotwheels track.

"Ha ha ha, Insanity will prevail this time, MahouNeko Phoenixbot, and all the happyness shall feed the Dark Tree of bad-ergy!"

Ethilvira suddenly remember the presence of Arhiya, and took the proper precautions.

"Oh, this won't do! We can't have a magical girl fight if your talking animal companion isn't looking the part!"

Ethilvira turned her gaze to the fine manor of the capitalist, eager to find what she needed. Dark tentacles of unpleasantness burst through the ground and ripped through the manor, seizing whatever fabric they could find and causing the most property damage possible.

When what was needed was had, Ethilvira set her sights on Arhiya. The tentacles rose around Arhiya, laden with items of wear. With a few minor touches, a dragon sized skirt, and two sets of stick on cat ears, the transformation was complete.

Ethilvira had stuck on two crescent mooned shaped tattoos onto the two heads of Arhiya, along with some Cat-ears, while the main body was wearing a comical looking rainbow colored skirt.

"See? Now we're all cute, except for me because I appear as a sexy and mature villainess that represents the evils of feminity. Like Poison Ivy. And now.....TENTACLES!"

Oh no! MahouNeko Phoenixbot is under attack by Ethilvira, mistress of the dark un-kawaii-verse! Can she protect the world by night and be a normal girl by day, while also representing an ideal role model for little girls and stressing positive values?

Tune in next for the next episode of MahouNeko Phoenixbot: "My heart may be circuitry, but my Nya is for real!"

[TheBlindMime]

TBMoichi was getting bored, he had never taken up smoking and to be completely truthful the entire pipe was an illusion. Further there were no mobsters to kill or ladies to woo with his mysterious charisma, there were only robots and robotic guns. "Peh..." How troublesome, how was he supposed to even begin dodging bullets that could shoot him on sight.

TBMoichi heard some gunfire that was not of the railgun variety followed by Hawk asking, "Now has anyone got a flashlight?" They must of shot out the lights, the world of darkness was familiar to TBM, as whenever he opened his eyes he was there.

As the others checked their gear for a flashlight TBMoichi charged directly into the darkness, those fools operating the guns at Doukhobor labs had no idea what they were in for now. Even with the infrared lenses it was hard to track a man whose form and size changed every two seconds. While the others watched in amazement and due to the horrific smell of the smoke a little bit of disgust, TBM sliced through all of the corridor turrets. Then there was the sound of a terrible explosion far beyond the obstructive and disgusting smoke, though the members of the group with keen hearing swore they heard the call of "SeaKing" in the distance just as the explosion sounded.

A few minutes passed in absolute silence before TBMoichi walked out of the smoke, "The path you tread upon is clear of obstructions, also, the smell... uh, yeah... that was Doukhobor labs, I swear."

(I think we've all spent enough time with the anti-matter guns.)

[Raiden]

Another explosion of sparks and ethereal matter was seen, this time as Mesden's second blade struck against the thick metal of the Thunder God's bracers.

"I was thinking that you might get him a book for his birthday, but for the life of me I can't think of anything he hasn't already read yet. Maybe a video game? Flare is getting him a new DS, so it might be good to get him some games."

Raiden's arms were forcing back the strikes of Mesden's blades, his upgraded Ethereal blade and thick specially-forged bracers scraping and sparking against the Spirit God's weapons.

[Fenris]

Fenris obliged Nikose's request to take out the lights with his boomerhammer and Irium.

"Man, these shards are made out of the purest awesome aren't they? Don't you even lie."

Fenris began to draw up plans on how to get Nikose to show him to the Awesome mines.

[POS Industries]

As IC moved toward it, the bear's new spider sense began tingling, confusing the bear more than anything but allowing its instincts to take over and react to the attacker. Half-eaten steak hanging from its jaws, the bear reared back and fired webbing from its forepaws, filling the corridor between them with a thick. netted web as Spider-Bear's theme song magically began playing from nowhere in particular.

Meanwhile, the strange voices the bear had heard in the distance were getting louder, and a faint smell of smoke filled the air. As the bear reared back on its hind legs and roared something that could only be assumed was its interpretation of a witty, Peter Parker-esque one-liner, the corridor suddenly began to feel very hot.

"LOLOLOL!!!1! G3T T3H NUBZ!!!11"

From both sides of the web, IC and Spider-Bear suddenly found themselves under attack from an ever growing group of noobs, lurkers, and flamers, the last of which had already begun setting everything in sight ablaze.

Somewhere, from the distant reaches of the old Mashirosen tower, it almost sounded like Raiden was laughing.

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Elsewhere in space and time, another Raiden's discussion of birthday plans for his son was cut short by an attacking wolfwere coming from behind. A whole pack had emerged from the shadowed doorway into the workshop, joined by some of the weaker devil dogs. Yetis and Ice Trolls followed from behind, the vile mob crowding the workshop as the godly siblings were forced to fend them off while continuing their own battle.

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"What on Earth is going on out there?!"

The Capitalist charged to his bedroom window, unpleasantly roused by the sounds of what appeared to be an android, a twin-headed love dragon, and whatever one would classify Pyros as fighting an epic battle to the death. "What the... This is absolutely repugnant and I won't have it! Bruticus!"

An imposingly large man with a shaved head and wearing a business suit and sunglasses appeared at the doorway, remaining completely silent as The continued his orders, "Get the trolls and have those miscreants dealt with. Deal with it yourself if need be. I'll be out in a moment to check on your progress, just as soon as I change clothes. It's dreadfully tacky to go outside in your nightclothes, after all..."

About eighteen seconds later, Pyros, P-Bot, and Love!Arhriyara found themselves under attack by an army of Fungal Trolls.

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Undoubtedly, Willy was not amused.

"Oh, that is just about enough, dood!" The silly prinny overlord squeeked angrily, "Minions, get these freaks out of my sight!"

Upon his order, the surrounding horde of seacreatures descended upon the paint-slicked battlefield, attacking Renée, Arhriyara, and summoned imp alike, doing everything in their power to tear the intruders limb from limb.

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Back at the Kurosen Tower, the combined efforts of the NPFers had yielded great success in overcoming the obstacle of the antimatter gun turrets. Doug, still watching everything like a creepy bastard through the viewscreens, was quite visibly displeased.

"But... You... I.... What? No!" the villain stammered, "You think you can just waltz through my traps? How dare you! You'll not be so lucky next time! I'll--Hey, where do you think you're going?"

Rei had begun leading the group through the hall, the light from the monitors enough to illuminate the path before them as they stepped over the debris of the broken antimatter railguns.

"Fine, go ahead! See what I care! You're all gonna die anyway, you know!" Doug called out to them as they walked up the stairs to the third floor. Reaching the top of the staircase, the path before them expanded into a large, empty, circular room, the lights giving the walls a slight tinge of green. A thick metal doorway remained closed on the far end of the chamber, and the only thing present to greet them was a young man in the middle of the room, mopping the floor.

Looking up from his janitorial duties, Twiddy took a moment to greet the other NPFers.

[Fenris]

Fenris gave Twiddy a hearty slap on the back.

"How ya been, buddy? Fifth ever remember to feed you? He's never been the best with janitors..."

Fenris was grinning from ear to ear.

[Incendius]

Incendius floated the remains of several railguns before his mask, and mentally reached out inspecting them. I promised I would not take anything native to the tower itself, but I did not promise I wouldn't inspect some of the defensive systems. Incendius thought to himself as he slowly discerned the physics behind the weapons.

The mechanics of these weapons are interesting, I might be able to find some way to adopt them. Evolution does seem to be my primary trait, beyond that of any passing abilities I've had before With that thought, Incendius set down the remains of the railguns and advanced to the rest of the group.

Upon seeing Twiddy Incendius sent out another thought message saying It is good to see you again, though I dare say you might not recognize me in my present incarnation. As Fenris said, have you been finding your work well?

[Bailey]

Green glanced at Fenris, then at Twiddy.

"No food for the janitor? Hold on, one of these boxes is bound to have something in it that's edible if you try hard enough." Green raised his keyblade into the air and slammed it into the ground. "Hide!"

Six boxes appeared on the ground around him.

One of them promptly began shaking and errupted into confetti, leaving a very confused hen on the ground.

It looked at Twiddy, then tilted its head sideways. "Bawk?"

[Long-Haired Narcissist]

When Narc saw Twiddy, he gave a firm handshake and then stood waiting for the rest of the NPF Strike Team to finish greeting Twiddy. While waiting, Narc pulled out a cigarette and lit it. He took a few long drags of the cigarette and then put it out.