Avvy 5 Discussion - Do Not Talk About Fight Club!

[POS Industries]

Originally Posted by Rhiya Ravenwing

But meh, Arhiyara-infused-with-love can have orifices..

With that much love, I would imagine she'd have to.

EDIT: I know, I know, I suck and am too lazy to post. As far as the what you guys at the tower are doing with the antimatter guns, it's a solid plan and it'll work, so feel free to post the appropriate effects. The tournament fighters are fine doing what they're doing, and I'll have the bear react to IC as soon as I have something.

[PyrosNine]

I dunno about tentacle rape. Sounds like something certain OTHER forumites would do, but I suppose I would be capable if pushed.

I was really just intending to tie you up and then either eat cheeseball with crackers in front of you (It's a torture that is banned even in Guantanamo) or force feed you the disgusting potato based balls of grease that the Capitalist grew before whatever happened to him in Avvy 4.

It's well known that Sailor Moon's greatest weakness was anything that went toward's her hips because I could swear there were like, 12 episodes where the negaverse used sweets as a trap to steal heart crystals or whatever, and twice they had the "evil exerciser gym" scenario to steal the energy from food binging women, and Serena wandered into the traps running.

Furthermore, It is to my dishonor that I know so much about Sailor Moon. It has warped my upbringing (among other things) and was the first anime I knew everything about, and watched all the movies.

All because they always showed it before Dragonball Z, and dammit, I had time to kill!

I live....in shame! *would commit seppiku, but doesn't have suitable weapon, and doesn't dare try and take Tbmoichi's*

[Melfice]

Just use a spoon.
It works good enough, I suppose. Except your head will be lopped off sooner, I'm guessing.

[Inbred Chocobo]

You know POS, to save yourself some trouble, I can go ahead and beat up the bear. It would save you the trouble of trying to deal with it.

[POS Industries]

No no, I just needed to finish up a bit of media I was working on for it. It's done now.

EDIT: I have the IC/Bear part finished, but there's a whole lot more I gotta do for the whole rest of the RP and I don't have time before work, which I have leave for in a couple minutes. I'll finish the whole thing and post when I get home.

[Bailey]

Sorry about trying to tell people what to do.

I figured if people didn't like the buffs they got they'd declare they avoided getting the buffs somehow.

[POS Industries]

Thanks in advance to Toastburner B, Rhiya Ravenwing, Incendius, and Arhra for these enemy NPC profiles that I totally stole borrowed.

FOES

Name: Fungal Trolls
Class: Logical
Appearance: These trolls are one of the subspecies that is partially fungal in nature. They reproduce via spores which burrow and grow into new trolls. These are also believed to be the origin of the myth that if you cut off a limb, the limb will become a new troll eventually. This has been known to happen, but isn't particularly common.
Essentially, they are trolls - big, tough, strong, mean and not particularly blessed with looks or intelligence. Their skin is a mottled green with what looks like algae growing in patches on them. They generally wield crude weapons like clubs and wear nothing more than loincloths.
Abilities/weapons:
Regenerate: Like all trolls, fungal trolls rapidly heal from injuries. They are not particularly vulnerable to fire, able to regenerate the damage.

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Devil Dogs

Basic info: Devil dogs are the off-spring of a hell hound and a mortal canine. This results in the mutated appearance of the beasts, since they are not truely demonic or mortal, but a sick mix of the two.

Appearance: Misshapen wolves. Have the general look of a wolf, but is larger. Fur is either pitch black or blood red…some have a combination of the two. All have white eyes with no pupils. Devil Dogs also have some sort of mutation that makes them different from normal canines. Some have more than one mouth. Some have more than four legs. Some have more than one head.
Use:: Tracking (DDs have an excellent sense of smell), cannon fodder.
Weapons/Abilities: No special abilities other than senses. Use teeth and claws as weapons.
Category: Cannon Fodder

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Ice Trolls

Class: Veteran

Appearance: Ugly humiods, with fangs and claws. Covered in pale fur. Look like larger, uglier yeti. very strong

Abilites: Regeneration: Can onyl be truely destroyed by being reduced to ashes. Pieces will, in time, grow to become new trolls.

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Yeti

Basic Info: The legendary snowmen of the north, Yeti have long lived on the North Pole. Pressed into service of the Demon's Lord, the Yeti now serve as the defenders of the parimeter of the castle.

Appearance: Large humaniods covered in thick, white fur. What skin is visible is a blue color.

Use: Perimeter guard.

Weapons/Abilities: Immune to cold. Use basic tactics, and weapons made from ice, including swords, axes, spears, javilins, and crude bows...don't ask me how they do bows, they just can.

Category: Troop

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Wolfwere

Class: Vetern

Appearance: Basically like werewolves...except it's a wolf turning into a human creature, not a human turning into a wolf. The 2nd cousin twice removed of Lycanthrope.

Weapons/Abilities: Wolfweres rely on no weapon other than their own fangs and claws.

Regeneration: The famed ability of all werebeasts, wolfweres have the ability to heal from any wound not caused by silver at a fantasic rate. Only the brain and the heart cannot be healed, and destruction of either organ will result in death. Cuts are healed in seconds, and even a served limb can be regrown in minutes.

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The noobs are classified thusly.

They are Grunts

The Grunts: come in massive, near-mindless mobs, and are basically easy to kill off. A single person could hold off 20-25 with no problem, however once you start building a wall out of their corpses, it gets a bit tiring. They just keep coming!


Basically, the noobs are either flailing their fists, or using makeshift weapons like a picked up rock. As grunts they are easily mowed through, but they have huge numbers on their sides, and attack en masse with almost endless numbers.

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The Sane: stronger than grunts, so that 15-20 would pose a problem with an individual. They are smarter, and travel in large packs, preferring to pick off the loners of the group. Needs a bit of teamwork to get rid of these guys, but their numbers aren’t exhausting either.

Lurkers: Lurkers are Sane's as such they hold more power then the newbs, for they are actually literate, they just never seem to show up except in random places, or great events.
Edit: Oh yes, if needed Lurkers use shoddy manufactured weapons.

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The Logical: medium-levelled mobsters. 5-10 of these will be problematic against 1. They are also smarter, and travel in packs of 12 (means that if one of you encounter a pack, it’s gonna be hellishly hard to come out of it without being moderately injured)

Flamers Flamers are much stronger then their inferiors of the lurkers and the newbs, they are constantly on fire, with no apparent harm to their bodies or clothing. Any item they touch superheats to very dangerous degrees, and this even carries out to their superior aim with thrown projectiles. They throw rocks, throwing axes, and other miscallenous items as thrown weapons, and carry flaming longswords and spears as melee weapons.

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Name: The Horde
Class: unclassified. A mix of everything from minor boss to grunts.
Appearance: The Horde is not so much as a single entity, but many. They range from the giant Kraken to the diminutive Demon Shrimp, and each of their power ranges in elemental clarity and physical prowess. Some are even Undead.

Abilities/weapons:

Pfft, it's Suijin. Who the hell cares? - (Raiden this is targeted specifically at you. I'm not letting you off so easily THIS time!) all of The Horde are under the direct influence of William the Underwater Overlord, and since William the Underwater Overlord is in possession of Poseidon's Trident, he has control indeed.

OMG it's Asheth! - (Targeted at Pyrosnine, if he so chooses to assume that form at any time during combat) The Horde will avoid contact/attack with the deity named Asheth at all times. In fact, they will even act as royal escort should she ever appear. However, they will be hostile to whoever is with her, or around her, or trying to viciously attack her.

Numbers - Strength in numbers, once again. No difference except of their range of size and race.

The Horde possesses a variety of strengths and weaknesses, depending on their race. Some even have elemental attacks (like electric eels).

[Fenris]

ZOMGWTF TWIDDY.

YAY.

[Incendius]

Hey Twiddy, glad to see you back in an with all of us.

[POS Industries]

I'm giving Twid a few more hours to post before the next thing happens. I'm not going to tell you what that thing is, but it's a thing.

EDIT: Fuck you, I'm not making a new post for this. I'll advance things when I wake up. I have to roll some bones and read some tea leaves first, if you know what I'm sayin'...