NPF Avatars 5 - The Universe, Breaking Us Down

[Wizardcat]

Upon hearing "Those that in contact with metal that don't like heat or electricity better drop it or shield themselves from EM radiation now," Wizzle placed all three blades onto the floor next to the wall where they would hopefull stay out of the others' way. Now, taking Fenris' advice, the cat mage sought a reasonable source of electricity until he remembered that Nikose was quite electrically charged.

"Fenris, if your hammer doesn't survive a combination of the electrical magic and the radiation, don't blame me," he called to wherever he might be. Sparks began to race around the fur on the cat mage's paws as elecrical energy was absorbed from both Nikose, and as an afterthought, the static electricity built up in his fur. The elctrical force between the outstretched arms increased rapidly until it was actually sparking to nearby metallic objects.

Somewhat surprised by the energy input until he remembered that Nkose was probably still wearing his necklace, Wizzle unleashed the energy in a bolt that raced in a slight arc towards the small glimmer that was Fenris' hammer in the Marmalade.

[Bailey]

Keyman tried to get a fix on Sithdarth's location and take a good look at him, to try and figure out what his chromatic pattern could tell him about the uncertain warrior. He figured that the more he could tell Phoenix about the situation the more likely he would be to get helpful advice, having made an overwhelmingly good "loyal minion" roll to figure out what to do next with the lack of valid orders.

[Sithdarth]

Keyman was rewarded with the rather peculiar sight of the hazy "cloud" of human shaped things. Part of which seemed to be in the wall and obviously channeling some form of energy. While unable to determine Sith's position to a fine enough degree to cause any observation effects the other aspect of Newb's vision was slightly more problematic.

In its probing of several orthogonal energy states at once Sith's total energy state was thrown completely out of whack. As far as Newb could tell Sith was every possible combination of elemental types and completely non-elemental all at the same time. This was slightly uncomfortable for Sith but more importantly caused his energy emissions to become every elemental combination and just plain microwaves at the same time. His initial attack undisturbed Sith didn't really know nor exactly care what this new development would entail for everyone else.

[Incendius]

Evading the initial volley of attacks from the newly minted Marmalade, Incendius quickly rushed himself to the sidelines. In his present state, there really wasn't much to do. As the lesser jams had proven, his psychic attacks did little more then disorient them. So, for the duration of the battle Incendius decided to contemplate how exactly he could effect such beings in the future with his normal powers.

Also he just liked to watch a good fight.

Seeing as Incendius' current body was not comprised of any metal, or anything that could really conduct electricity all that well. He barely needed to shield himself from the microwave radiation that Sithdarth was letting off. Interesting attack that, setting off electromagnetic waves in the exact spectrum that would be immediately damaging to a wide variety of creatures. When I'm not being lazy, I must try something like that.

[Long-Haired Narcissist]

Narc thought that he had nothing to worry about from Sith's energy attack, but he was very wrong. Y'see Narc completely forgot about the chainmail that he'd bought earlier...At least he did until electricity and radiation began coursing through his body. Narc tried as hard as he could to get to his armor. He was wildly running around the room, being burned from the inside out, stripping himself of his trenchcoat and shirt, weakening with every second. When Narc had halfway removed the chainmail, he passed out, and within a few more seconds, Narc was dead. To prevent any further damage to Narc's body, Jimi finished removing his chainmail and propped the body against the wall.

[mauve]

Mauve looked at the giant marmalade. She observed Sithdarth's microwave spell thing. She noted the intense heat and destruction that filled the room.


Mauve decided that she'd keep her magical shield up for just a little bit longer.

[Astral Harmony]

Nope, it just wasn't cutting it. Looking around, Armored quickly discovered a way in which she might save her own life. Mauve Mage suddenly found herself with additional company. Armored Bishoujo had joined her inside her magic field. After transforming out of her dress shirt and into her regular clothing and sword, Armored kept her back against Mauve.

"Sorry about not asking," Armored apologized. "I wouldn't have minded if the microwave field killed me and sent me to hell, but I'll be damned if I get killed and sent to Chuck E Cheeses. Last time I went, their horrible pizza and games I could never get tickets from left a permanent scar on my childhood."

[Flarecobra]

Wandering through the halls, the girl sensed a powerful presence nearby. Following the presance, she came across what appeared to be a control room, the well-dressed male looking to be the one in charge. With a feral grin, she charged at him, drawing a jet-black dagger.

[mauve]

"Oh, it's no problem," Mauve said to Armored Bishoujo as she joined the mage in her shield o' magical awesomeness. "Death by microwave sucks. Although quite honestly, Chuck E. Cheese's would've cheated you even if they HAD accepted your tickets. I swear you couldn't get anything better than a gumball with anything less than 150 tickets. And each game gives you, What?, like three tickets each? Total ripoff. Yeah, I remember those days."

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

In the aftermath of the explosion, Arhra landed on something soft that went "umph!"

Rhiya rubbed her sore head as she emerged from the clearing debris that had whirled around her explosive death. Wincing slightly in pain.
"Man, last time I remember exploding I landed somewhere else. What, did my AI think Arhra was an ally?!" Rhiya muttered as she reoriented herself.

Then she stopped. Her eyebrows drew down into a frown.
"Why does my voice sound so masculine?"

Rhiya looked down.

And looked down some more.

Rhiya pulled open her pants, and stared.

Rhiyan screamed like a sissy little girl. His arms flailed around in panic, eyes bulging in shock. His body! His body! It wasn't a woman's body! It was a manly body clothed in manly clothing (apparently clothing came with this explosion)! Rhiyan wasn't prepared for this. What was that thing doing down there?!

So Rhiyan turned to the only person that has suffered through this oddity due to explosive reincarnation. He turned, and sighted Arhra, who was busy emptying her clips into Mesden.

Rhiyan lunged, connected, and began sobbing uncontrollably into Arhra's shoulder, all the while hugging Arhra tightly, new-found muscles rippling powerfully. Rhiyan was one heck of a manly man.

"....WHY?! WHY DO I HAVE MAN BITS?!?!?!" He cried.