I hate pants. also showering.

[bananarama]

Originally Posted by Torque

Because we outnumber people like YOU.
Remember that.

I thought it was because we're so sexy it hurts.

[Zilla]

.. no, I don't see any rape here...

You have to be unwilling for that, right?

[DFM]

What's the best part of a six year old girl?


Flip her over and she's a six year old boy.

I like how all of this happened without any input from me, it says good things about the people of this forum.

[Zilla]

Originally Posted by Mesden

The only use they have is for like, hottubbing, which doesn't matter because if you're in a hot tub chances are it's gonna get nasty anyhow.

Amazing, it's Mesden's fault!

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by DFM

What's the best part of a six year old girl?


Flip her over and she's a six year old boy.

I like how all of this happened without any input from me, it says good things about the people of this forum.

That someone sacrificed hours of sleep to try to save a thread from the idea of an electric pool party?


Edit: Oh, gawd. I did not see the spoiler. :gonk:

[Torque]

Originally Posted by bananarama

I thought it was because we're so sexy it hurts.

also that.

edit: what's better than thirty nine year olds?




Thirty one of them.

It works better in person, without all the spelling.

double edit: I know, I double posted by accident, now how do I fix it!!!

triple edit: ok, I fixed it. PHWEW.

[DFM]

Yeah, it doesn't really come across in written format.

[Torque]

ya... Sorta loses something in translation.

[DFM]

Also loses something because of the context. Pedophilia jokes work tons better when they come out of the blue and you're not expecting a pedophilia joke.

On a somewhat similar note, how many dead babies can you stuff in a blender?

I have sex with children.

[Torque]

aaaaaahahahaha!
I don't know how you did that, but;

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

Spoiler:
Depends how hard you throw them