Let's Play King's Bounty! - Page 7

Marn of Mayhem · 10-29-2007, 07:27 AM

BURN the villain I say! Burn him and scatter his ashes to the 7 seas!

Meister · 10-29-2007, 12:54 PM

No seriously, we do need to see some asskicking here.

ArlanKels · 10-29-2007, 01:14 PM

2.
DEATH TO THE INFIDEL!

PhoenixFlame · 10-29-2007, 01:16 PM

2.) Burn the Heretic.

bluestarultor · 10-29-2007, 02:27 PM

If it helps, I assume you're running this on a DOS emulator? If so, try DOSBox. It can run in windowed mode. You can then take a window capture by using Alt+PrtScrn and paste it into the image editor of your choice, and cut out window borders if you want. It also would be pretty easy to resize it, as most games in window mode are at 2x size.

Edit: But I vote you totally burn the poor sucker and collect whatever piece or pieces of the scepter he may possess.

Mesden · 10-29-2007, 02:47 PM

Nope, not DOS. I figured out the problem though, so no worries. The next update will be stupidly massive like normal.

Zilla · 10-29-2007, 04:16 PM

2: Because the game is broken enough, you ought to start a rampage now.

Sir Pinkleton · 10-29-2007, 09:40 PM

2. *Fireball* "Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"

Mesden · 11-05-2007, 05:28 AM

Back, from the recesses of the second page, is King's Bounty!

Last we left off, our valiant heroine had just horribly sequence broke the world due to horrible bias of an online sprite-webcomic forum.

"Online?"

Not now, Tynny.

Time to pick up where we left off and search for our first villain! I remember a village to the northwest of here...

A-ha! Success, thy name is memory. Let's see if this little place can be of use to us.

Ohhh, another lightning spell! Just what Tynny loves, but not what we came looking for.

"Not what you came looking for, maybe."

Shut up! Let's see what info this castle has for us.

Not what we wanted! Oh well, let's finish searching this island before moving on. All that's left is the west, and that gives us...

Oh King's Bounty, you will never stop taunting me, will you? After Forestria, pretty much every treasure on this island will be an eye roll from me.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A KNIGHT DWELLING.

I hate you, King's Bounty, so very, very much. You taunt me with wonderful units with things that don't exist!

Well, all that's left is to get a boat and move on from this wretched little island.

Hey, it's that worthless castle with a worthless random encounter!

The fight's nothing new, just a couple of nomads, some wolves, and some gnomes. All fancy names for fodder.

Hey! Who wants to see a worthless monster dwelling? I sure do!

Skeletons, the undead equivalent to militia.

Onwards, to more important areas!

Hm, a mysterious castle, a mysterious town, and another chunk of fodder. This should be exactly what we were going for! Hm, let's check out that town.

Woot! Another place that holds a game breaking spell. Now let's gather some information on that castle.

Our first villain! Success! And his might army is...lots, and lots of peasants. Some militia, and morale lowering amounts of wolves. Aaaaahahahaha, fodder. Well, let's get that contract.

So, apparently Murray was the low-life scum that the king thought would do a great job watching the dungeons that contain some of Continentia's greatest villains. Of course, he let the bad guys let the other bad guys go (We'll get to them later ~_^), and now he's wanted for treason.

Let's kill a frail old man, shall we?

Oh yes, very much yes please.

You know, this is just pathetic.

"Just you wait, young fool! My hordes shall drown your group of well trained warriors and gigantic, man eating monsters alike!"

Uh-huh. You know what? This guy isn't even worth a fireball.

Archers can do a good job, too.

This is what your decision has wrought, NPFers. The deaths of countless peasants by the hands of a misguided troop of men. How does it feel, to have these deaths on your hands?

Who am I kidding? You guys revel in bloodbaths.

"No, my poor, poor hordes!"

Yeah, Militia, you guys get to be clean up duty.

Did I mention how awesome Pikemen are? Because they totally are.

Archers are good, too!

Victory (or as close to victory as "slaughter" can be) is ours!

I don't have a garrison whore for the castle, but it honestly doesn't matter at this point.

Here's our wonderful little army, barely scratched from Murray's pathetic attempts.

Here's our glorious amount of exploration. IE: Practically nothing.

And here's our sorceress, kicking more butt than she should.

"Damn straight."

And finally --

Murray's piece of the map reveals a small swatch of mountain to the southwest -- a pretty useful hint, honestly.

So, here's our options.

A) Explore Continentia and become more powerful! We're too far behind on filling out our map anyhow.

B) Kill more villains! Nothing says we're going to save the world like senseless slaughter!

C) You're stupid, do [insert your horrible, horrible idea here]!

What will it be, NPF?

Professor Smarmiarty · 11-05-2007, 07:03 AM

As much as I love senseless slaughter and I do, I really think general exploring is the way to go here.
Vote: A

10-29-2007, 07:27 AM	#61
Marn of Mayhem Finishing the fight Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Hellgate: London. Posts: 199	BURN the villain I say! Burn him and scatter his ashes to the 7 seas! __________________ New signature coming soon.

10-29-2007, 01:14 PM	#63
ArlanKels <-- Pickle Eater Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,244	2. DEATH TO THE INFIDEL! __________________ The Lands Of the Wicked~ Campaign Thread http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=25703

10-29-2007, 01:16 PM	#64
PhoenixFlame ☢!CAUTION!☢ Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Beneath Gensokyo Posts: 3,668	2.) Burn the Heretic. __________________ "Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic." -from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

10-29-2007, 02:47 PM	#66
Mesden There is no Toph, only Melon Lord! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Inside of a box inside of a smaller box Posts: 4,310	Nope, not DOS. I figured out the problem though, so no worries. The next update will be stupidly massive like normal. __________________ I can tell you're lying.

10-29-2007, 04:16 PM	#67
Zilla Lakitu Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,378	2: Because the game is broken enough, you ought to start a rampage now. __________________ MENCHI Pink It's cowboy time, I'm so MENCHI right now. Metroid is a great man because his friends don't rape him.

10-29-2007, 12:54 PM	#62
Meister Pure joy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 10,689	No seriously, we do need to see some asskicking here.

10-29-2007, 09:40 PM	#68
Sir Pinkleton What's going on? Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Hillsboro, Oregon Posts: 1,237	2. Fireball "Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"

11-05-2007, 05:28 AM	#69
Mesden There is no Toph, only Melon Lord! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Inside of a box inside of a smaller box Posts: 4,310	Back, from the recesses of the second page, is King's Bounty! Last we left off, our valiant heroine had just horribly sequence broke the world due to horrible bias of an online sprite-webcomic forum. "Online?" Not now, Tynny. Time to pick up where we left off and search for our first villain! I remember a village to the northwest of here... A-ha! Success, thy name is memory. Let's see if this little place can be of use to us. Ohhh, another lightning spell! Just what Tynny loves, but not what we came looking for. "Not what you came looking for, maybe." Shut up! Let's see what info this castle has for us. Not what we wanted! Oh well, let's finish searching this island before moving on. All that's left is the west, and that gives us... Oh King's Bounty, you will never stop taunting me, will you? After Forestria, pretty much every treasure on this island will be an eye roll from me. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A KNIGHT DWELLING. I hate you, King's Bounty, so very, very much. You taunt me with wonderful units with things that don't exist! Well, all that's left is to get a boat and move on from this wretched little island. Hey, it's that worthless castle with a worthless random encounter! The fight's nothing new, just a couple of nomads, some wolves, and some gnomes. All fancy names for fodder. Hey! Who wants to see a worthless monster dwelling? I sure do! Skeletons, the undead equivalent to militia. Onwards, to more important areas! Hm, a mysterious castle, a mysterious town, and another chunk of fodder. This should be exactly what we were going for! Hm, let's check out that town. Woot! Another place that holds a game breaking spell. Now let's gather some information on that castle. Our first villain! Success! And his might army is...lots, and lots of peasants. Some militia, and morale lowering amounts of wolves. Aaaaahahahaha, fodder. Well, let's get that contract. So, apparently Murray was the low-life scum that the king thought would do a great job watching the dungeons that contain some of Continentia's greatest villains. Of course, he let the bad guys let the other bad guys go (We'll get to them later ~_^), and now he's wanted for treason. Let's kill a frail old man, shall we? Oh yes, very much yes please. You know, this is just pathetic. "Just you wait, young fool! My hordes shall drown your group of well trained warriors and gigantic, man eating monsters alike!" Uh-huh. You know what? This guy isn't even worth a fireball. Archers can do a good job, too. This is what your decision has wrought, NPFers. The deaths of countless peasants by the hands of a misguided troop of men. How does it feel, to have these deaths on your hands? Who am I kidding? You guys revel in bloodbaths. "No, my poor, poor hordes!" Yeah, Militia, you guys get to be clean up duty. Did I mention how awesome Pikemen are? Because they totally are. Archers are good, too! Victory (or as close to victory as "slaughter" can be) is ours! I don't have a garrison whore for the castle, but it honestly doesn't matter at this point. Here's our wonderful little army, barely scratched from Murray's pathetic attempts. Here's our glorious amount of exploration. IE: Practically nothing. And here's our sorceress, kicking more butt than she should. "Damn straight." And finally -- Murray's piece of the map reveals a small swatch of mountain to the southwest -- a pretty useful hint, honestly. So, here's our options. A) Explore Continentia and become more powerful! We're too far behind on filling out our map anyhow. B) Kill more villains! Nothing says we're going to save the world like senseless slaughter! C) You're stupid, do [insert your horrible, horrible idea here]! What will it be, NPF? __________________ I can tell you're lying.

11-05-2007, 07:03 AM	#70
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	As much as I love senseless slaughter and I do, I really think general exploring is the way to go here. Vote: A

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