Avvy 5 Destruction - The Shortest Skirts You Can Imagine!

[mauve]

I'm hoping that I covered all of you who attacked one of the Reis.

Well, MauveBot was shooting at the Rei Scouts at one point, after Flare got pushed of its arm. Not a big deal though.

[PyrosNine]

After I recuperate, prepare to FACE THE WRATH OF Doctor Zaius!

[POS Industries]

Hey Newb, how can the chicken be both rubber and metallic?

[Nikose Tyris]

Originally Posted by POS Industries

Hey Newb, how can the chicken be both rubber and metallic?

With Newb, how can it NOT be?

[Bailey]

It's a chrome-plated rubber chicken.

[PyrosNine]

Originally Posted by Newb

It's a chrome-plated rubber chicken OF DOOM!!!!!!.

Fixed for an obvious truth. Surely, a mixture of rubber, chicken, and chrome could not only defeat gods, but tell time and taste funny.

GRAH! GRAAaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!

STUPID COMPUTER! STUPID!
rant
I've written the damn post, 3 fucking times, AND EACH FUCKING TIME, Something goes wrong! Last night, I accidently shut off my computer by accidently kicking the power button, and this morning I rewrote it again, only for a sudden power outage to restart my computer. By sheer luck, the auto restore function brought back what I wrote, and I was so nearly finished. I was just about to post it, when my brother asked if he could use my computer.

Now I tell him that he has to be careful, cuz I"ve spent a good long time writing what I wrote, and naturally he's being a dick and joking that he's going to erase it, even selecting all and holding his finger over delete (something his dumb ass has done before, and accidently pressed it, then was dumbfounded and said he didn't mean to do it.) and I had to pull his hand away while he laughed.

Anyway, he checks his hellish myspace for new messages, and when he is done he puts the mouse on the 'X" of firefox, and says "wouldn't it suck if I did this" and begins to press down on the keyboard and I yell NOoooo!!! and he stops, laughs, and says "Come on jeremy, even if I did do this" and he hits the X. Erasing everything I've done, which Firefox restore can't fix.

He is dumbfounded again, and I am about to slap him. he's indignant, saying "Why don't you have the 'warning, you are closing more than 3 tabs' message? "And I tell him I turned it of because it's annoying, which is why I yelled Nooo! earlier, you asshat!

He's quick to say he's sorry and run out the door, and I picked up the nearby clothes hamper to kill him with, and I screamed for a good 3 minutes.

And this isn't the first time he's pulled this shit too. At age 7 thrown away my favorite toy into a storm drain, threatening to do so, only to have it slip from his fingers into the storm drain and quickly go "i'm sorry Im sorry" and my Aunt had to hold me back so I didn't maul him as if with rabies. At age 13 he broke a thing i had for homework by jokingly holding it out the window to torment me , only for it to fall and I got an F!

His defense is that he didn't mean to, but his stupid ass did mean to,he meant to cause me grief, he just didn't intend to actually do it, but when you're holding an object with 2 fingers over a some abyss, and wiggle it around dangerously, what do you expect is going to happen? it's going to turn into fairy and restore your hit points!

GRAAAAAH!!!

I POST SOON! WHERE"S MY SCRATCHING POST?
/rant

[Bailey]

Flare, did you just use Amalgam as a changing booth?

[Flarecobra]

No, chucks of debris from the exploded zord.

[POS Industries]

Newb wanted me to summon 42Petunias to kill TEN. I had a better idea.

Also, yeah, you guys probably should finish megazording it up right about now.

[Bailey]

>.>

I wanted you to summon 42Petunias because TEN's only weakness is the ultimate answer.

I hinted at this previously when I was babbling about dance numbers, and I think I told you via PM but I don't remember.

Now TEN is going to reform somewhere else.

Oh well, I think I can fix this.