Avvy 5 Distraction - Never Eat With Your Left Hand

[PyrosNine]

From my indepth analysis, the one in the middle is holding the radio, the one on the right is wielding a pistol, and the one on the left is going to go all kung-fu action on a bitch.

[POS Industries]

Okay people, hurry up and do shit! I may not have internet much longer!

[Bailey]

Well... I figure that this probably qualifies as "doing shit".

I'm gonna go hide under the sofa until this all blows over.

[mauve]

I may not have internet much longer!

Oh? Why's that?

[POS Industries]

Legal problem in the family causing a potential major financial crisis. Not my crime, but it has already and will continue to consume my money.

EDIT: New thread begins.

[Bailey]

Bump so that people will notice that the new thread link has been editted in.

Also, I'm surprised nobody yoinked the Farscape DVDs.

Additionally, I'm waiting on Wizzle before posting again.

[POS Industries]

I realized that since he's just now officially attacking a player, I should go ahead and put this up:

NAME: Pedros Nihilem (A.K.A. Pedro O'Sullivan)
RANK: Beyond Boss
CLASS: God of Nothing
APPEARANCE: 5'10", 145 lbs, long brown hair, pale skin, hazel eyes, and typically dressed in black and grey business suit with a blood red tie.
ABILITIES:
-Strength: He's got super special awesome god strength. There's not much out there that has more power than that.
-Speed: Similar to the above. You might be fast, but he's probably faster.
-Immortality: As Raiden has put it in the past, you can't really kill a god. Most physical damage taken is quickly regenerated, and outright bodily destruction results in an essential respawn at the Pantheon of the Gods, or what's left of it. Physical mortality is something easily transcended by the gods.
-Annihilation: Just like how Raiden's a "Thunder God", Mesden's a "Soul Goddess", and Pyros is a "Fire God", Nihilem is the "God of Nothing". As a result, he is able to make things cease to be. Matter, energy, space, time, spirits, anything. The only reason that the universe itself still exists is that it's where he keeps all his stuff.
-POS Industries: He's still the owner, chairman, and CEO of what is arguably the most powerful corporate machine known to man. This affords him with a vast fortune and countless resources with which to control not only the NPF but many other worlds throughout the cosmos, such as the formerly-existing Gaia Online.


Also, I've been having some issues with both Newb's and Wizzle's posts, as they have a bad habit of not making any sense, resulting in my not wanting to read them all the way though which then results in the things they do being missed. I am now requiring brief summaries of both players' actions in the discussion thread so I can understand what you people are talking about. This is a GM ruling.


EDIT: You guys should know that a plan to more or less screw causality and merge both of the current Avvy RPs was discussed by Arhra and myself, but we decided that there's no way our ideas would really synergize well. Still, I figured I should share one idea from this proposed venture that was pretty funny...

POS Industries: I was gonna try to convince the NPFers of that era that you were the villain and I was trying to stop you
POS Industries: "Oh man, Mesden's gone psycho and destroyed everything and now she's gonna kill all you guys! Hurry, get her!"
Mesden: "Nuh uh! He's some stupid omni-death lord! I've got pretty wings, I can't be evil!"
POS Industries: "Oh, come on! You guys have played mafia with her! You know what she's capable of!"
POS Industries: "Lies and deceit and violence! That's what she's all about!"
Mesden: "You remember Avvy 3! that bastard's a jerk!"
Mesden: "Also he's a businessperson, come on!"
POS Industries: "She's right, and I'll give you each 20 bucks to go fight her!"
Mesden: "Is that 20 bucks affected by taxes and corporate loop holes?"
POS Industries: "I plan on writing it off as a charitable donation, yes."
Mesden: "No government would recognize subsidizing money to people who are, no offense guys, mostly arsonists"
POS Industries: "Have you seen Blackwater?"
Mesden: "No no, that's not charity though. That's hired guns. The government can do that I guess"
POS Industries: "Fine, fine.... I'll go with business expense, then."
Mesden: "Well okay, but that means you have a permanent blackmark on your payroll. Will your stockholders be happy about that?"
POS Industries: "They won't be much of anything if they try to complain about it."
Mesden: "Haha! Much of anything! See? Evil omnigod of making things not exist"
POS Industries: "Yeah, okay, fine. Do you guys want 20 bucks or not?"

[Arhra]

On that subject, I might pull out some choice excerpts:

Arhra: I still like the idea of utterly smashing the timeline and having double endboss boogaloo with everyone fighting everyone

Arhra: I find the idea of a very short lived endboss switch, with each one running around in the other, funny
POS Industries: I could always try to convince the NPFers of your time that Mesden's the villain and I'm trying to stop her
Arhra: I could always run around shouting at the future NPFers "Whee! I'm omnipotent!"

My plan was better. >> <<

But yeah, irreconcilable differences including assorted plot complications and the fact I have absolutely no idea of what I'd do with seven Arhras.

Instead I'm considering stupid ideas like the best way to blow up the Gaian sun. I'm sure that would surely fix everything, somehow! At the very least, it renders the place inhabitable for the next million years or so, which can only be a good thing.

Oh, and I'm probably going to finally be cracking open that giant robot cocoon. When it happens, I'm sure you'll have to agree the super-robot that emerges is cooler than Majimmier in every conceivable way. What kind of giant robot wears clothes anyway?

I have made many enemies this day.

[PyrosNine]

Originally Posted by Arhra

Oh, and I'm probably going to finally be cracking open that giant robot cocoon. When it happens, I'm sure you'll have to agree the super-robot that emerges is cooler than Majimmier in every conceivable way. What kind of giant robot wears clothes anyway?

A Sexy one!

Now, in summation of my last post:

Mime started up the Robot's Nuklearpowered Steamplow mode, which used the power of the Pontiac GTO in his pants to help him heft the very ground beneath REI at her, much like Ifrit's overdrive from FFX.

Pyros, in a spacious void in the combined cockpit, had a chat with the other NPF Rangers, explaining some recent investigations into matters of interest.

For starters, he had personally lost control of the giant robot, which is an absolute FAIL, as it has proceeded to be cooler than himself in less than 3 seconds. Showboating robot!

Furthermore, he reveals that once the fusion ends, the megazord will explode. The fusion may or may not last for 4-5 minutes, in RP time (which, as we all know, may last until the end of the 30 minute episode).

Finally, that he has detected using space age words and beeping doohickeys, that at this very point in time there is another Avvy RP. And then admits that either this or current affairs as a whole are possibly his fault.

Possibly.

[Bailey]

Wizzle seems absent, so I took control of the five-headed dragon, and summoned Captain Planet, who promptly died. And then I got stabbed.