Those crappy little fake game names - Page 2

Telephalsion · 02-03-2008, 07:57 AM

I have more:

Mickey's Car of the Blood God
Bling Bling Sunshine Polo
Legacy of Bong Simulator
In the Lost Kingdom of Nuclear on the High Seas
Shadow of the Pachinko - Hot Pursuit
Blasphemous Spider - 2nd Impact
Fancy Gimp Force

guyy · 02-03-2008, 03:34 PM

"Blasphemous Spider"? Maybe you have to bite the Pope.
A few more for no good reason:

Ultra Amish Deluxe: Because nobody figured out why Ultra Amish wasn't selling.
Curse of the Burger Zombies: Friiiies... Friiiies...
Narcoleptic Sumo Baseball: Ok then.
Morbidly Obese Monkey Mania: No more bananas for you.
Psychedelic Farm Tycoon: That doesn't sound legal.
The Great Plunger Apocalypse: Daleks, maybe?
Perverted Chocobo Crime Scene Investigation: This sounds familiar.

OctoberRaven · 02-03-2008, 04:23 PM

Sid Meier's Bible X-Treme: Moses didn't part the sea to escape Egypt. He did it TO MAKE A WICKED HALFPIPE!
Holy Shaving Raider: ....BATMAN!
Asian Hoedown Forever: No comment.
Apathetic Shark of Fury: Furious about something... but he doesn't care.
Tatical Dodgeball Symphony: The next big RTS franchise.
German Landmine From Outer Space: I think I saw this movie...
Aero Train Turbo: This is why I hate racing games.
Save Yourself From The Balloon In My Pocket: ...I'm stealing that.
Mystical Baseball Mania: And this is why I hate sports games.

guyy · 02-03-2008, 06:12 PM

Drug-Induced Police Boy: Do they turn people into police, boys, or both?
In Search of the Burger Man: The only one who can end the Curse of the Burger Zombies.
Third-World Beautician Special Edition: Sounds like a tough game.
Monty Python's Bong Journey: Otherwise known as Flying Circus.
War of the Cookie 2K: It's MY cookie! MINE!
Preschool Mind Control Championship: That can't be good.
Religious Chainsaw from Outer Space: For when God gets tired of smiting people with lightning.
Amateur Deer Hunter Fantasy: To shoot all the professional ones and say you thought they were deer.
Charlie Brown's BMX - The Lost Levels: How did they find them, that's what I'd like to know.
Tony Hawk's Shaving Marines: He is? Can't they do that themselves?
Irritating Penguin Uncensored: The winner of the Utterly Inexplicable award.
Incredible Crowbar Vengeance: Do I even need to say it?

OctoberRaven · 02-03-2008, 10:42 PM

Return of Hobo from Hell: ...Actually, that one almost sounds real.
In Your Face Manlove XXX: ...No comment.
Darkest Android Kid: Sounds like an anime villain.
Grimy Theif Crime Scene Investigation: "! These lockpicks! They're... dirty!"
Virtua Typing Farmer: I always wanted to farm a virtua typing.
Action Jackhammer Voyage: Sounds more like DragonForce lyrics than a video game...
Heinous Aerobics Extra: AKA "Pilates or Die!"
Communist Bimbo Chase: Starring James Bond.
Scottish Casino Pimps: The game writes itself.
Street Graveyard Destruction: Another Twisted Metal clone no doubt.
Virtual Forklift Gang: Doing drive-bys at 5 MPH? Brilliant.

bluestarultor · 02-03-2008, 11:38 PM

Silly Furry in the Desert: does that make the buzzards cannibals?
Terrible Cyborg Kid: I'd play it.
Retarded Architecture Camp: they designed my school!
Holy Outlaw Task Force: sign me up!
Lord of the Office Oppression: for all your evil management needs.
Political Motocross Connection: just what we need, more pork...
Heavy Nudist of the Blood God: scarier than a pale man in a skirt. *shudder*
Death-Defying Sushi Hunt: from the makers of Katamari.

guyy · 02-04-2008, 01:05 AM

Blazing Worm Shootout: Bad idea? Think again.
Distinguished Jungle Academy: Founded by Tarzan.
Muppet Mind Control All-Stars: Must be hard to mind-control a puppet.
Heinous Afro vs. Capcom: Are they being sued by a guy with gigantic hair?
Save Yourself from the Dragon Frenzy: Or you could just stand there and get incinerated, that's fine too.
Radioactive Bobsled Showdown: Radiation armor not included.
Incomprehensible City Bastards: [insert annoying city-guy accent of your choice]
Telekinetic Caveman at the Olympics: That guy about to win...oh wait, he get hit by magic flying rock! I win!
Subatomic Janitor of Death: Best. Idea. Ever.

OctoberRaven · 02-04-2008, 06:37 PM

Deep Space Bong Epidemic- "Woah man... I think that's an alien..."
Trendy Werewolf 3000- Oh don't be silly, everyone knows Calvin Klein is a vampire.
MC Escher's Sandwhich Dance Party- "Going up the stairs and going down the stairs and going up the sideways stairs!"
WWII Squirrel Diesel- If it weren't for Squirrels, we'd be speaking German right now.
Intersteller Hillbilly on the Oregon Trail- Made by Rockstar... when they were really high.
Irresistable Sex Dynasty- Awwww yeah.
Ebony Pogo Man- A black man on a pogo stick or a man on a black pogo stick?
Presidential Programming Operatives- "Huckabee's attacking Romney! GO GO GO!"
Imperial Spork Takedown- "May the sporks be with you."

guyy · 02-04-2008, 09:41 PM

Cybernetic Motocross in Middle-Earth: Sauron unleashes his army of robot orcs. On motorcycles.
Derek Smart's Transvestite Pinball: No, actually that doesn't sound smart at all.
Miracle Office Blast: Unfortunately, the boss wasn't in his office.
Inappropriate Bomberman Task Force: Do they throw Profanity Bombs?
Jackie Chan's Sumo Spree: This I gotta see.
Screaming Pirate from Outer Space: But no one can hear him.
Peaceful Sloth - Total War: Could you repeat that?
My First Dwarf Scandal: No comment.
Emo Bomb of Doom: A fate worse than death.
Stealth Nazi Uprising: Uh oh.

Ogianres · 02-05-2008, 01:05 AM

A Boy and His Wheelchair Demolition: Better than Mario Kart perhaps?
Mario's Bible GT: Pretty much self-explanatory.
Michael Jackson's Unicycle Zombies: Thriller, with a twist!
Kung-fu Dentist Spies: Awesome
Viking Death Derby: Still awesome
Cybernetic Mafia Zombies: Fuck yeah!
Escape from the Furry in the Sky: God's a furry?
Madden Funk in my Pocket: Strange sport...
Michael Jackson's Porn Spree: ...

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02-03-2008, 04:23 PM	#13
OctoberRaven We have custom party of fun! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Inaba... OH CRUD THE FOG Posts: 395	Sid Meier's Bible X-Treme: Moses didn't part the sea to escape Egypt. He did it TO MAKE A WICKED HALFPIPE! Holy Shaving Raider: ....BATMAN! Asian Hoedown Forever: No comment. Apathetic Shark of Fury: Furious about something... but he doesn't care. Tatical Dodgeball Symphony: The next big RTS franchise. German Landmine From Outer Space: I think I saw this movie... Aero Train Turbo: This is why I hate racing games. Save Yourself From The Balloon In My Pocket: ...I'm stealing that. Mystical Baseball Mania: And this is why I hate sports games. __________________ "There is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged war"- Sun Tzu "OctoberRaven Productions Comics: We're Not Funny! But we try!"

02-03-2008, 10:42 PM	#15
OctoberRaven We have custom party of fun! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Inaba... OH CRUD THE FOG Posts: 395	Return of Hobo from Hell: ...Actually, that one almost sounds real. In Your Face Manlove XXX: ...No comment. Darkest Android Kid: Sounds like an anime villain. Grimy Theif Crime Scene Investigation: "! These lockpicks! They're... dirty!" Virtua Typing Farmer: I always wanted to farm a virtua typing. Action Jackhammer Voyage: Sounds more like DragonForce lyrics than a video game... Heinous Aerobics Extra: AKA "Pilates or Die!" Communist Bimbo Chase: Starring James Bond. Scottish Casino Pimps: The game writes itself. Street Graveyard Destruction: Another Twisted Metal clone no doubt. Virtual Forklift Gang: Doing drive-bys at 5 MPH? Brilliant. __________________ "There is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged war"- Sun Tzu "OctoberRaven Productions Comics: We're Not Funny! But we try!"

02-04-2008, 01:05 AM	#17
guyy This is not a user title. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Unspecifiedistan Posts: 307	Blazing Worm Shootout: Bad idea? Think again. Distinguished Jungle Academy: Founded by Tarzan. Muppet Mind Control All-Stars: Must be hard to mind-control a puppet. Heinous Afro vs. Capcom: Are they being sued by a guy with gigantic hair? Save Yourself from the Dragon Frenzy: Or you could just stand there and get incinerated, that's fine too. Radioactive Bobsled Showdown: Radiation armor not included. Incomprehensible City Bastards: [insert annoying city-guy accent of your choice] Telekinetic Caveman at the Olympics: That guy about to win...oh wait, he get hit by magic flying rock! I win! Subatomic Janitor of Death: Best. Idea. Ever. Last edited by guyy; 02-04-2008 at 01:48 AM.

02-04-2008, 06:37 PM	#18
OctoberRaven We have custom party of fun! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Inaba... OH CRUD THE FOG Posts: 395	Deep Space Bong Epidemic- "Woah man... I think that's an alien..." Trendy Werewolf 3000- Oh don't be silly, everyone knows Calvin Klein is a vampire. MC Escher's Sandwhich Dance Party- "Going up the stairs and going down the stairs and going up the sideways stairs!" WWII Squirrel Diesel- If it weren't for Squirrels, we'd be speaking German right now. Intersteller Hillbilly on the Oregon Trail- Made by Rockstar... when they were really high. Irresistable Sex Dynasty- Awwww yeah. Ebony Pogo Man- A black man on a pogo stick or a man on a black pogo stick? Presidential Programming Operatives- "Huckabee's attacking Romney! GO GO GO!" Imperial Spork Takedown- "May the sporks be with you." __________________ "There is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged war"- Sun Tzu "OctoberRaven Productions Comics: We're Not Funny! But we try!"

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02-03-2008, 03:34 PM	#12
guyy This is not a user title. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Unspecifiedistan Posts: 307	"Blasphemous Spider"? Maybe you have to bite the Pope. A few more for no good reason: Ultra Amish Deluxe: Because nobody figured out why Ultra Amish wasn't selling. Curse of the Burger Zombies: Friiiies... Friiiies... Narcoleptic Sumo Baseball: Ok then. Morbidly Obese Monkey Mania: No more bananas for you. Psychedelic Farm Tycoon: That doesn't sound legal. The Great Plunger Apocalypse: Daleks, maybe? Perverted Chocobo Crime Scene Investigation: This sounds familiar.

02-03-2008, 06:12 PM	#14
guyy This is not a user title. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Unspecifiedistan Posts: 307	Drug-Induced Police Boy: Do they turn people into police, boys, or both? In Search of the Burger Man: The only one who can end the Curse of the Burger Zombies. Third-World Beautician Special Edition: Sounds like a tough game. Monty Python's Bong Journey: Otherwise known as Flying Circus. War of the Cookie 2K: It's MY cookie! MINE! Preschool Mind Control Championship: That can't be good. Religious Chainsaw from Outer Space: For when God gets tired of smiting people with lightning. Amateur Deer Hunter Fantasy: To shoot all the professional ones and say you thought they were deer. Charlie Brown's BMX - The Lost Levels: How did they find them, that's what I'd like to know. Tony Hawk's Shaving Marines: He is? Can't they do that themselves? Irritating Penguin Uncensored: The winner of the Utterly Inexplicable award. Incredible Crowbar Vengeance: Do I even need to say it?

02-04-2008, 09:41 PM	#19
guyy This is not a user title. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Unspecifiedistan Posts: 307	Cybernetic Motocross in Middle-Earth: Sauron unleashes his army of robot orcs. On motorcycles. Derek Smart's Transvestite Pinball: No, actually that doesn't sound smart at all. Miracle Office Blast: Unfortunately, the boss wasn't in his office. Inappropriate Bomberman Task Force: Do they throw Profanity Bombs? Jackie Chan's Sumo Spree: This I gotta see. Screaming Pirate from Outer Space: But no one can hear him. Peaceful Sloth - Total War: Could you repeat that? My First Dwarf Scandal: No comment. Emo Bomb of Doom: A fate worse than death. Stealth Nazi Uprising: Uh oh.