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[secretskull]

All of them with varying sanities probably. That isn't very comforting. It makes things more difficult for the town. I can already see one cop coming out, accusing a mafiate, (based on his investigation), being wrong, and then being lynched.

[Cephrir]

Originally Posted by Newb

There's only four lines from Duffy on there.

Also, the presence of three Boston cops and then Willem Dafoe in that scene makes me think more than ever that we have all four cop types.

I suppose if there are four cops in the movie and three of them are idiots...

I'm going to make a suggesstion. It's a fairly obvious one, but I need to make sure it gets out there. Even though it is a scummy suggestion to make, generally speaking, directing town power roles. But I really think the situation warrants it.

Vig: Could you please, for the love of all things good and holy, kill Ecurt tonight, no matter SC's role? That would be great.

[Captain Combustible]

Unvote: Ecurt, Vote: Spontaneous Combustion,
Demetrius has no real reason to lie and although I think what Ecurt did was stupid that doesn't make him mafia.

Also I could see the non-Dafoe cops being mason roles rather than cops since they knew each other, I am probably wrong but still they didn't do all that much actual detective work in the movie.

[Ryanderman]

'K. Now that I know Demetrius was being serious in what he said,

Vote: Spontaneous Combustion

[Doppler12]

I feel it is time to
Vote: Spontaneous Combustion

[Cati]

Originally Posted by Newb

There's only four lines from Duffy on there.

True, but...

Originally Posted by Demetrius

I don't know if he even has a line! WTF!!

And there are two lines from Duffy right on the page that Demetrius posted. I'm being persnickety and probably wrong (AGAIN), but I just think it should be taken into consideration.

Not ready to change my vote just yet, but I'll

Unvote: Ecurt

for now.

[Loki, The Fallen]

Channel 1 Action News - Special Report.

With news as it happens, here is you anchor, Peter Windrem.

Originally Posted by Peter Windrem

Good Evening. Polls have just closed in South Boston in the Election of "Person Most Likely to be Lynched by a Crowd of Rabid Townsfolk." The Vote Counting has begun! We will update you with the results as they are tallied. Exit polling shows that... nobody is winning?! We'll go to commercial and when we come back, the votes should be tallied. We'll be right back.

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Originally Posted by Peter Windrem

Welcome Back. The Official Vote Count has just come in. Here is the Official Tally:

spontaneous combustion: 12[tldr]Doppler12, Ryanderman, Captain Combustible, DarthMauler64, Ape Boy, Moogle0119, The Argent Lord, Cephrir, Barrel-Hating Sycophant, Newb, Demetrius, Mr. Bookworm[/tldr]Ecurt: 6[tldr]Greed, Ecurt, Masked Jedi, Bananarama, B_real_shadows, russianreversal[/tldr]Other: 3[tldr]Tendronai for Deathpigeon
Wizardcat for Cati
secretskull for Ape Boy[/tldr]None: 5[tldr]Cati, Selfish Philanthropic, deathpigeon, Pink Bunny, Tophat[/tldr]The Winner is spontaneous combustion! Let's go to Jill Tucker at the Polling Place, for the exclusive interview. Jill?

Originally Posted by Jill Tucker

Thank you Peter. Unfortunately the winner of the Poll, spontaneous combustion, is no longer available for comment. The crowd, upon hearing the verdict, grabbed the him and tied him to a Lamp Post by his Neck. Dead today, by Lynching, spontaneous combustion, aka Vincenzo Lipazzi. Back to you, Peter.

Originally Posted by Peter Windrem

A sad day today for the Lipazzi Family.

This just in, our investigators have undeniable proof that Vincenzo Lipazziwas a member of the Italian Mafia . A horrible display of Vigilante justice has removed a known felon from the streets, but is this right? We'll look into it in depth in the next episode of "3600 Seconds", tomorrow night, 7pm, 6 central.

Tomorrow morning (Sunday 2100 or earlier should all roles arrive before the allotted time) we will update you on the race for "Next Person Most Likely to be Lynched by a Crowd of Rabid Townsfolk", and perhaps have an update on the "Serial Crusher'. Will he strike again?

Good Night South Boston, and Sweet Dreams.

[It is now Night 1. Those who have night actions (If there are any people with night actions) must send them in prior to Sunday, March 9th 2100 EDT. No posts until daybreak please. Oh, and this was the way this post always was.]

[Truce]

There.

[Loki, The Fallen]

"Monsignor, I don't remember requesting you. What brings you to this Cell?"
"I fear for your safety, my son. With all of the heat on the Families now that the Feds are in town, perhaps someone may feel you are too dangerous to allow to live."
"Monsignor, look at where I am? This is most likely the safest place for me, for all those involved. Thank You for your concern."

~~~~~

One man left the prison that night, confident that his charge was safe. Unfortunately, this man was not. He made his way down a dark ally before being struck from behind. The man crumpled to the ground, then rolled over to face his assailent.
"Conversing with the Scum, Monsignor? Trying to protect men who have slain the innocent?"
"You have it wrong! I'm concerned for his life, and he is no threat to anyone!! I am but a humble servent..."
The assailent placed a foot on the chest of the man. "It appears, Monsignor, that you may have lost the faith." The assailent pulled back the hammer on his pistol.
"In Nomeni Patri, Et Fili, Spiritus Sancti"

~~~~~

"Dolly, what the fuck are you doing here?"
"Agent, I thought you assigned me to investigating this target?"
"Well, if you're going to investigate him too, how about not standing right next to me? I mean, can you get any more obvious then that?"
"Sorry Agent."
One block from this conversation, a single man sat in a dark colored sedan. Removing his cellphone from his jacket, he pressed a series of buttons.
"This is Vlad. I have information. He is the FBI."

~~~~~

"Don't worry Papa Joe, if anyone is going to try any funny shit, they have to get through me."
"What the fuck is this?! Fuckin' 90's bullshit! Back in the day, there would be none of this 'they have to get through me' bullshit! We should be breakin' a few of those cops' knees for letting Vincenzo get lynched like that!"
"I know Papa Joe. We'll get those fuckers."

~~~~~

Another figure sat in an unmarked car, just outside a non-discript house. It had the white picket fence and everything, straight out of a 'Leave is to Beaver' episode. He reached into his coat for a radio.
"Sir, there is nothing here. This guy hasn't even left his house tonight."
"10-4 Detective, in that case respond to Suffolk County, there is a report of a GSW victim."
"On the..."
Another man ran up to this unmarked car with his gun drawn.
"Freeze! Don't move a fuckin' muscle!"
A car revved it's engine as it flew threw an intersection, toward the altercation in progress. Another Dark Sedan, You'd think these guys would use other vehicles?
"Greenly? What the hell are you doing here? I'm..."
"Wait, Duffy? How can you be the Huge Fucking Guy? You're barely Five Foot Ei-"
As the Dark Sedan flew by, a hand reached out holding a large caliber pistol. Two shots erupted, the car didn't even slow down.
"Holy shit! Greenly get in! We gotta get the plates on that car... Greenly?"

~~~~~

"This is messed up. Why isn't Papa Joe doing anything about this? We should be killing some of these fucks who Lynched Vincenzo. I mean, I could be next! I don't want to be killed like that!"
"I hear that Vinny."
"I'm just sayin'"
The man continued to drink his cocktail at the small Italian Eatery. It was relatively quiet, only Vinny and a family of four eating in the booth near the back. The door rings as another potential patron enters.
"This is great Pizza, what's in it?"
The new patron removes a large caliber pistol from his pocket.
"I hope your conscience is clear, Italian."
A single bullet leaves the barrel. The man speaks harshly to the family in the back, his gun trained on the barkeep.
"You will be closing now."

~~~~~

"How many bodies, Greenly?"
"Agent Smecker?"
"...ah, I was half-expecting Greenly to respond. Where the fuck is he with my coffee?"
"Agent, he was one of the guys killed last night?"
The agent appears dumbfounded. "What? Who was killed last night?"

"Here they are:
russianreversal - Detective Greenly - Townie
Tophat - Monsignor - Townie
Pink Bunny - Vinny - Italian Mafiate"

"...Somebody notify Greenly's family." He turned to the gathering press. "Time to feed the wolves."

~~~~~

Channel 1 Action News - Special Report.

With news as it happens, here is you anchor, Peter Windrem.

Originally Posted by Peter Windrem

Good Morning South Boston. I am Peter Windrem and I never sleep.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for this Boston Police Department Press Conference, already in progress.

Originally Posted by FBI Special Agent Paul Smecker

...we have enough proof for a warrant at least. We are not sure if he is responsible for any of the recent killings, but we are sure he is death pigeon - Papa Joe Yakavetta - Italian Mafia Don! He may currently be in hiding, but we consider him armed and extremely dangerous!

Originally Posted by Peter Windrem

We will update you as more news breaks. This is Peter Windrem, now back to 'Good Day, South Boston', already in progress.

~~~~~

Welcome, those who still live, to Day Two!

You may once again post to your heart's content.

Deadline is Wednesday, March 12th 2100 EDT

12 to Lynch!

[bananarama]

Originally Posted by FBI Special Agent Paul Smecker

...we have enough proof for a warrant at least. We are not sure if he is responsible for any of the recent killings, but we are sure he is death pigeon - Papa Joe Yakavetta - Italian Mafia Don! He may currently be in hiding, but we consider him armed and extremely dangerous!

Uhhhhhhhhhh.... wow. If that isn't an obvious lynch, then I don't know what is...

VOTE: DP

(Unless this post means he's already out of the game then... nevermind )