It Lives!!!!

[Mirai Gen]

From Buckley's newspost that day:

Another one I heard a few months ago was "If they have a baby then the comic strip will become all about parenting and not gaming/It will be BabyFest 24/7Ethan will get totally serious and grown up!"

CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT? ABANDON SHIP!

Anyway to avoid this becoming hey let's make fun of CAD outside of Comics, I present to you the greatest merger ever:

[Mirai Gen]

Tide: It Gets The Stains Out.

[POS Industries]

You don't even want to know what happened to Magus here, though I will say it was rather beguiling.



BANE: DC Comics' most versatile character!



Sneak peek at Sonic Team's attempt at a Mario game!

[FloralVikings]

Originally Posted by Fifthfiend6

Just so I'm clear on what's going on here -

That is, in fact, a drawing of a midget velociraptor riding a lion?

0.0

I laughed so hard at that comment I almost pissed myself. Not even kidding. Don't know why, but holy crap that was funny.

[Loyal]

The camera shows Captain Falcon many miles above the stage, falling at a rapid speed, while playing a flaming guitar with his teeth. He gets bored and throws the guitar at a nearby mountain, causing the mountain to explode. Only instead of debris, pornography comes flying out of the explosion, which Captain Falcon looks at while eating raw meat, drinking beer, and flexing his biceps.

He gets bored with the pornography, so he destroys it all with his chest hair, which he can grow at will. He finishes his raw meat and beer, so he eats the beer glass, like a real man. He still has quite a long way to go before he crashes into the stage, so he starts striking manly poses, while shooting bullets out of his iron nipples. These bullets explode upon impact with the ground, launching a flaming truck into the air, straight towards Captain Falcon, who slices it in half before it can reach him with the force created by him flexing his pecks.

As he passes the gas tank, which became detached, he falcon punches it causing it to explode with the force of a nuclear warhead. This propels Captain Falcon towards the stage at an incredible speed.

Captain Falcon crashes into the stage with a pelvic thrust, done at near the speed of light. He climbs out of the crater he created, and flexes every muscle in his body at the same time. The incredible force created by this kills everyone within a 500 mile radius, and every female in the universe climaxes.

True story.

[Mirai Gen]

I can't decide which is better - Making up a whole load of over-the-top awesome for Captain Falcon or Ganondorf.

EDIT:
Darkwing Duck rocks at Guitar Hero:

[Loyal]

If you have over-the-top awesome for Ganondorf I would like to see it.

[Mirai Gen]

I'm just wondering if that whole thing would be funnier with Gdorf. The only real internet hilarity to be found about Ganondorf is replacing "Chuck Norris" with "Ganondorf" and "Roundhouse kick" with "Warlock Punch."

But, in an effort to change the subject, this funny link has been brought to you by Desmond Seah.

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[Cloud Strife]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua6pbz3ROvQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiCm9FYZhBA

[Donomni]

Because, you know, anything Kirby is automatically awesome.