Return of Let's Play FF6: The Bride of Let's Play FF6

[Darkcomet]

I agree with calling him Sarda.

[Lord Setheris]

Sarda wins.

[Kerensky287]

Alright! So Strago = Sarda, and I guess Relm = Loli because of the 2 kinda-sorta votes.

I'll do screenshots tomorrow, probably. Tonight I'm going to a semi-formal. Tomorrow I'm gonna be preparing for school stuff, but I'll try and get it out of the way so I can do the next chapter.

[Lord Setheris]

Dear Kerensky,
You are made of epic win.

Or in the common tongue:

To the one whom brings tangible entertainment,
Your work is an epic marvel of clever genius that brings a smile to many faces. You deserve great rewards for your work, up to and including the virgin daughters of your entertained masses. I will begin work immediately on producing a daughter and raising her to give you eventual payment. Please contact me again with the bill in 20 years.

[Kerensky287]

Re: Setheris; the virgin daughter payment thingy. I have 2 issues with this:
1) What if you don't "produce a daughter" for 10 years? Then if I contact you with the bill in 20 it could cause some legal issues.
2) Your devotion borders on worship and I don't accept virgin sacrifices as payment anyway. Your souls smiles are payment enough.

Anyway. Onward! The sooner we're done, the sooner I can fucking get some sleep.



Mission: Go to Albrook, receive boat. Easy peasy.



...Let's do it in the morning though.



"Aww, crap... I don't want to be stuck in a fight on my own..."



"Wow, at least this massive sword is good for something."



"And that something is SHOOTING LIGHTNING WOW YES."



"...I won."



"Well, there's a first time for everything."





"I don't give one damn poopie about any of you dream people."



"...To run? You can... RUN?! Hey, that means I can keep up with everyone else now!"



*echoes* keep up.... keep up... */echoes*



Cocke: "I appear to have had an epiphany."



Yeah, umm, Cocke somehow jumped 30 or so levels over dinner I think. I'm honestly not sure how he did that. But hey, he's useful now!

With our new help we make it to Albrook with even fewer issues than we would normally have had.



No clue how he got here first. Do they have cars in Vector?





So... Kefka and a hobo? You can have them on your team.



AWHAAAAA?!!?!

WHO SAW THIS COMING?!?!?!?!



1) We just slept outside like 5 minutes ago.
2) AWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?! ?





I'm glad we came to an agreement.



What a dick.



Time to try and get some sleep. It may be kinda difficult because nobody's tired.



In fact, Cocke just decides to drop the whole thing and go outside when he sees Store out there, listening to loud Linkin Park on her iPod and feeling sorry for herself.



Store: What's that shiny thing over there? Is that money?



Store: Holy crap! I think it is!



Store: Well... it's just a coin... is it worth going all the way over there to... Aww, of course it is!



Cocke: "...It's like she can't even hear me."

NEXT MORNING





Alright! We're off!





...We just took a rest literally 2 minutes ago. And then 5 minutes before that. NO ONE IS TIRED.



...Pfff. Whatever.



But not everyone is going to sleep alone, if y'know what I mean.



Bow chicka wow wow.







Yawn.



"Only like, 40% of us."





"Except that I didn't drug you and possibly sleep with you."

Bitch: Well, not yet at least... >:3







Bitch: >:3





Bitch: Wait, SOMEDAY?





Ouch. Rejected.





LATER THAT NIGHT:



THE NEXT MORNING:







Report back where?



Cocke: "Oh, crawling back to me now, huh?"



Cocke: "Well, you can forget it. Not after the other night. Ignoring me? Real mature."
Store: "Ignoring you? The other night? I haven't seen you since that first day in town."



Cocke: "Talk to the hand, lady, 'cause the face don't wanna hear it. Come on, Silly."



Bitch: "Ignoring him? How could you be so cold?"

We make landfall and make for the only town on the landmass.



Bitch got a lightsaber somewhere along the line, too.



Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the weirdest town on the freakin' planet!



Nobody here will be useful at all. But I'd better ask around just to make sure.







...



Seriously?



Who the hell do you think I am?!



And here's the last person in town. Maybe he'll be able to answer our questions...



...considering that he's a powerful and famous Sage. The Wizard Who Did It, if you will.





Cuntnuts.





Sarda the Sage had a little girl locked up in his closet?



I smell a blackmail opportunity. Multiple, in fact.



Cocke: "Cough up the Esper info, old man, or we'll tell the world about your little 'hobby.'"
Sarda: "You don't have the guts. Wait, correction: You don't have the MEMORY."
Cocke: "Memory for what?"
Sarda: "Exactly."





"He's also a skilled thief. Oh, did you want to pet Interceptor? By all means! He's great with people."







Sarda's not the only one who enjoys the girl's company.





*slam*





"The only people he likes are, you know, my relatives. He's great around my mom. My cousins, too. It's strange that he likes her considering that I'm certain she's not related to me."





Cocke: Geez, I'm CERTAIN I had some ace-in-the-hole to make him tell us what he knows! Oh well, maybe I'll remember later...







"It's not like the rest of the world, where common sense is nonexistant! People seem like they're only ACTING stupid!"





Cocke: "...Lying piece of BWAAAAGHHHLLL!!!!"
Sarda: "Oh dear me, you appear to have vomited your intestinal tract just as you were about to curse. What a coinkydink."



Loli appears to see her new friends off. Though it's not like we'll ever see her again. Or anything.



Bye! Remember, you can talk to us if you need help! Your body is NOBODY'S but yours, got it?



....

Normally I'd say no, we just got 3 long naps that were like 5 minutes apart, max, but 1 gil? That's a deal I can't pass up on.



We sleep peacefully.



Except for one minor interruption.





...

...Why was she on fire?

This looks like a job for Mystery Inc!

Will you do it for a Silly Snack?

[CelesJessa]

You rock, sir. The scene with Bitch and Leo on the boat made me laugh out loud.

And Relm's actually on fire? This translation takes a dark turn.


Randomly, as I've expressed my disdain for the profile pictures while they talk before, Leo is pretty hideous. He kind of looks like a blond Hitler.

[Amake]

Kind of like how Japan sees a western heroic figure like, say, Teddy Roosevelt, I always assumed.

Meanwhile, there sure is a lot of sleeping in this part of the game. I think it's where I got my love for bed scenes from.

Also, I concur with the rocking part.

[Lord Setheris]

Loli was on fire?
This is truly the work of Sarda.

[Darkcomet]

1. WTF happened with Cocke's level? Or are you being serious when you say you don't know? I thought the only level adjustments were when you enter the World of Ruin.
and
2. Is that lightsaber a photoshop?

LOL inducing as always, regardless.

[BitVyper]

1. WTF happened with Cocke's level? Or are you being serious when you say you don't know? I thought the only level adjustments were when you enter the World of Ruin.

Levels are re-averaged after the dinner with Gestahl. I think it's because they give you a mandatory party at that point, so they don't want you to be screwed.

2. Is that lightsaber a photoshop?

The Light Saber is Atma Weapon (technically Ultima Weapon, but I like the old mistranslation better). You find it in the sealed cave.