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Unread 11-01-2008, 10:07 AM   #3201
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Apparently, the DSi games that will require you to do something in front of the camera will have to be played by two people, because you can't see the goddamn screen while you're on the other side of the DS. Nintendo is going insane with that thing.
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Unread 11-01-2008, 12:54 PM   #3202
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Apparently, the DSi games that will require you to do something in front of the camera will have to be played by two people, because you can't see the goddamn screen while you're on the other side of the DS. Nintendo is going insane with that thing.
The DSi has two cameras: one in the front and one in the back. You can see the back camera on the box and the front one on the hinge.

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Don't lend your car to your DSi on the weekends (P.S. Beware of giant flies).


No girls allowed.


Using your DSi in the train may induce jealousy.
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Unread 11-01-2008, 03:52 PM   #3203
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No girls allowed.
I read that one to say "You aren't allowed to hit that."
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Unread 11-01-2008, 05:36 PM   #3204
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This reminds me of this which I originally found on clanBOB like 6 years ago.


If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.



If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.



If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.



If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about a cool design for a new tattoo.



Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!



The proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand.



Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the hell away.



Hurricanes, animal corpses and your potential new tattoo have a lot in common. Think about it.



Be on the lookout for terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy. Also, they tend to rub their hands together manically.



If a door is closed, karate chop it open.



Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. After 5 minutes and 12 seconds, however, you may become sterile



After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.



If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that shit.



If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.



If your lungs and stomach start talking, stand with your arms akimbo until they stop.



If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.



If you lose a contact lens during a chemical attack, do not stop to look for it.



Do not drive a station wagon if a power pole is protruding from the hood.



A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation.



Always remember to carry food with you during a terrorist attack. At least you'll be able to enjoy a nice coke and apple before you die.


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Unread 11-01-2008, 06:16 PM   #3205
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Loyal, your paladin is pretty damn funny...
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Unread 11-01-2008, 08:50 PM   #3206
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Unread 11-01-2008, 08:53 PM   #3207
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There's something about this that amuses me to no end.
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Unread 11-01-2008, 09:06 PM   #3208
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Unread 11-01-2008, 09:58 PM   #3209
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He started out as a villain, turned good after fighting with his brother and then died?
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Unread 11-01-2008, 10:40 PM   #3210
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Using your DSi in the train may induce jealousy.[/CENTER]
Either that, or 'don't wear orange ties while operating DSi'.
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