Let's Play FF6 3: The Revenge

[Amake]

When you put it that way, Thou rocks ass. I move we go to Doma and beat the crap out of his nightmares, fulfill his character's journey and make it so we never ever have to hear him speak again. That last part is a little odd, but it's how the game works.

[CelesJessa]

My question is: where did Thou learn how to make flowers out of silk? Not only was Thou the retainer to the throne in Doma and a master swordsman, but he also is an expert in... origami? And where was he getting the silk?


Go to Doma. Wrap up Thou's little backstory. Plus isn't it kind of pointless to go to Narshe before you get Locke anyway?

[Si Civa]

But Moogle charm is so charming! In that tower at least.

And so.. Game's biggest hero is guy who is slow, not so good at magic and which special skill eats too much time. I like those odds, I like them.
And Thou has probably the best reason to hate that clown.

And when you battle against his nightmares you get an esper, yay, so go for it.

[Kerensky287]

Originally Posted by CelesJessa

My question is: where did Thou learn how to make flowers out of silk?

Bushido.

Originally Posted by CelesJessa

And where was he getting the silk?

Bushido. Bushido can apply to anything.



ANYTHING.

EDIT: Because Chapter 33 was late, and therefore I owe you people...

I present CHAPTER 33.5!



I figure since we have You back in the party we may as well head to the crazy fellow's house for some Father-Son bonding.





I'm not sure he does.





"Noooo!!! Impossible, uwao!!!"

"Search your heart, You! You know it to be true!"



Do you really think he'll care? "Oh, look! My son is a repairman! Now fix my goddamn roof!"



"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"



"MAKEOVER!!!"









"The life of the wife is ended by the kniiiiiiiiiiiife...."









A FAAAABULOUS kenpo gi.



But look at it! Bruce Lee would DIE for one of these!





When in doubt, sky pirate costume. Problem solved.





"Let him know that you're MORE than just a hallucinatory repairman!"











"Well, you do now! Have fun! Bye, You! Have a good eternity!"











Yeah... he does that sometimes. It's called IMP status.





Haha! Joke's on you, his parents are dead!





AHNULD missed the biting remark. Crazy old man is clearly pulling a Hamlet to get out of parental responsibility, and pissing off royalty happened to be a nice side-effect.



You blocks a punch aimed at his father in a heartrending gesture of emotion.





...

...Fucking comedy series... Can't respond to an emotional moment...

*sniffle* N-now, how about that airline food? Hehe... heh....... ugh.

And now we return to regularly scheduled programming.


...Wait a second... did that whole sidequest give us nothing but dialogue?

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

The way you put Bushido, it's as if it's the new Dr McNinja.

Anyway, don't keep thou permanently in your party. My advice for the next section, go to Doma and have a nice nap =D

/edit: I did find that scene with You's father a bit sad. But the group in Jidoor was awesome. And the fact you referenced My Fair Lady.

Win

[Lord Setheris]

Bushido in the Bedroom:
Bushido is the ancient art of waiting silently and getting the crap kicked out of you until you are mysteriously able to unleash a massive deadly attack. This works equally well in the bedroom. The longer you hold out, the greater your Bushido skills can become.

1. Fang
Unleash a massive torrent of love

2. Sky
Respond to her orgasm with your own. Its a counterattack!

3. Tiger
Use up exactly half of your lover's energy and one swift blow

4. Flurry
Four times baby. Four times.

5. Dragon
Steal the life energy of your partner to keep yourself going strong

6. Eclipse
Multiple lovers? No problem. Get them all at once.

7. Tempest
Four times? Psh. How about four times... harder.

8. Oblivion
Tear your lover in half. Yeah. You definitely don't want to hold back this long.

[Si Civa]

So Thou is as slow in the battle as he is in the bed? That's.. that's just sad. But keep going and going man! Ooo, so very disgusting.

[Lord Setheris]

Originally Posted by Si Civa

So Thou is as slow in the battle as he is in the bed? That's.. that's just sad. But keep going and going man! Ooo, so very disgusting.

-bows- I'm glad it had that effect.

Thou can do whatever he wants in the bedroom. With number 1 he could deliver a single devastating thrust in less than a second.

NEVER underestimate the man.

[Si Civa]

And as Thou can use different katanas in the battle (or even two), he can use different kind of rubbers in the bed (or even two, hmm, kinky!).
Erasers you sillies. If I'm going to say condom I'll say it. Everybody knows that Thou solves sudokus in the bed. Because he is the man. Ouh yeah!

[Lord Setheris]

I'll never be able to look at thou the same way again.