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Unread 01-01-2009, 12:14 AM   #4051
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^ What no lupus?
It's never Lupus.
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Unread 01-01-2009, 12:18 AM   #4052
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One of Great Britain's best-selling writers, now officially Sir Terry Pratchett, and his official German translator still can't understand English on anywhere near a literary level.
Thats what happens when you use Babel Fish to save money.
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Unread 01-01-2009, 01:17 PM   #4053
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Unread 01-01-2009, 01:23 PM   #4054
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Our unfavorite ex-lawyer, in his time of need, has turned to a higher power.

Like we'd ever see the last of him.
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Unread 01-01-2009, 05:29 PM   #4055
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Unread 01-01-2009, 10:47 PM   #4056
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I honestly don't care about Jack Thompson anymore. He's essentially the hobo on the street corner ranting about alien mind control rays with a suit.

However, I must say, Jack has always been a lunatic evangelical Christian. He usually just uses his lawyer license to make up bullshit, and now has to fall back to the secondary position of being insane.
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Unread 01-02-2009, 01:18 AM   #4057
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I know it's a joke and all that, but could a direct hit like that could happen, if you take shit like magnetic fields into consideration?

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Unread 01-02-2009, 01:23 AM   #4058
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Someone just shoot him and get it over with. -_-#

I mean, seriously, he assed his way right out of his profession and he STILL isn't giving up? You'd think he'd learn a little humility after that. My diagnosis is a severe case of Narcissistic personality disorder.

Why do they even still print him? -_-#
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Unread 01-02-2009, 01:24 AM   #4059
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Unread 01-02-2009, 01:38 AM   #4060
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OOOOOH! Pretty!
*saves*

Naw, that's pretty much impossible, RT. Something like that size of a meteor would never go straight through without breaking the planet up into pieces. Depending on how it hit, it would either blow an entire face off the world or destroy it completely.

Edit: Okay, to ACTUALLY answer the question ( >.<; ), a direct hit is very possible and it's only by sheer dumb luck that it doesn't happen more often. If you trace the paths of planet-busting objects that cross our orbit, we could get destroyed every day from now until infinity.
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