Let's Play FF6 3: The Revenge - Page 33

Lord Setheris · 01-27-2009, 08:19 PM

They mean Tornado. The wind elemental spell that cuts people down to critical health but never works on ANY enemies and yet will somehow hit your entire team.

Kerensky287 · 01-28-2009, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Lord Setheris

They mean Tornado. The wind elemental spell that cuts people down to critical health but never works on ANY enemies and yet will somehow hit your entire team.

Oh. THAT Tornado.

*punches Dissidia in the face*

Krylo · 01-28-2009, 01:29 AM

Go kill humbaba next.

Lord Setheris · 01-28-2009, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Krylo

Go kill humbaba next.

-swats-

No. Go for Gogo!
Go to triangle island! Get eaten by a Zone Eater!

POS Industries · 01-28-2009, 02:40 PM

Have you picked up You from the Veldt yet? You probably should.

Kerensky287 · 01-28-2009, 02:45 PM

You are all a massive bunch of cunts.

And sad, sad mimics, desperate for attention, with the exception of Krylo.

OH WAIT.

(I'm kidding, of course. With respect to Krylo.)

(And not, y'know, just because he's a mod.)

Moogle0119 · 01-28-2009, 02:47 PM

1. Go kill Hidon
2. Go into Kefka's Tower and kill off the rest of the dragons
3. Go to the Dragon's Den and finish that off
4. Go kill Kefka

Si Civa · 01-28-2009, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Kerensky287

You are all a massive bunch of cunts.

Hey, hey.
Opera house bug for you.

POS Industries · 01-28-2009, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kerensky287

(I'm kidding, of course. With respect to Krylo.)

(And not, y'know, just because he's a mod.)

Kerensky287 · 01-29-2009, 11:54 PM

Oh wow, that Hidon quest sucked.

Uploading pictures now, will be finished up soon.

EDIT: Chapter 43!

Hey, remember way back when, there was that guy who totally didn't seem to care that Leo died? He was ranting about some monster that he and Sarda couldn't find when they were young'uns or something. Well, we've got some time... let's go find that monster!

Well, the guy isn't where he used to be... but someone else around here must have some idea of where said monster could be. Maybe that lady?

...Ebon's Rock... Oh well, it's not like we have anything better to do.

Sarda has to come with us because that way he can DO WHAT HAS TOBE DONE TO DEFEAT THE ENEMIES.

Also, it was his quest in the first place when he was younger.

It's too bad he sucks. I could do another montage but I think he'll probably die of age before it's over.

...Ebon's Rock is a very boring place.

Let's head back. Maybe we just asked the wrong person...

OHSNAP SURPRISE CUTSCENE!

Loli gives up and decides not to adventure anymore.

Oh well, we can ~~beat Kefka~~ find Hidon without her.

You've been saying that for ages and I think you've probably hit the upper limit by now.

Oh no! Not Gungho!

"Was it Sephiroth? Or was it those terrorists? Oooh, I bet it was those dang terrorists!"

Pics or gtfo.

...Okay, now I feel like crap for doubting him.

He can't hear you anymore you senile old twit.

"I'll go it alone from here!"
"SAAAARDAAAAAAA!"

Do you even know what this thing looks like? HEY GUYS IM SARDA IMMA GO HUNT BIGFOOT DONT COME WITH ME YOULL ONLY GET HURT

I don't think you have any say in the matter. You wanted to give up and go home.

Have fun, Sarda! Don't forget to write.

This old word for "hidden"... was it "hidden" by any chance?

I guess we're going with him then.

Cavern Ex Machina!

...So we're now expected to wander through this cavern, unable to see more than a foot around us. Great.

If only I had filled my Pokedex more! Then I could have gotten that damn HM...

This cave, unlike most dungeons we've encountered, revolves around the mechanics of teleport plates on the ground. You step on one and end up at a random place somewhere else. Yes, RANDOM. I've had the same plate teleport me right next to it a few times in a row. It is a stupid, stupid cave.

You have to use the teleport pads to find treasure chests full of coral.

Once you think you've found enough, you give it to the chest.

It's funniest to hear his crazy made-up lingo a few times first, but if you pick yes...

You know what else is happiness?

A warm gun.

Glad we understand each other.

Behind the sentient chest...

THAT SHE BLOWS

WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL

HOLY GRAIL

HOLY

Hey guys, I think this monster's weak against Holy!

Wait, weren't we supposed to learn some Blue Magic for Sarda from this guy? Oh well, it's not like we ever used him anyway.

...

Please explain your reasoning to me again, slowly.

You DO realize he's dead...

WHAT

......b-but...

...If he wasn't dead, why the HELL did we have to avenge his death?!

Loli is just letting Sarda take all the appreciation. She was the one who beat it by dualcasting Holy like crazy.

Sarda. You know like THREE SPELLS and have no physical combat skill. Cripes, you cast Fira for the whole battle.

Yeah, weren't you DEAD a second ago?

He got better. Sure.

Just gonna point out that Sarda was using a knife for the whole battle.

"But you weren't, so you're just gonna have to take everything I say on pure faith!"

Oh, I get it. They were tricking an old man into fighting a monster.... or THINKING he was fighting a monster when we were really fighting it for him! Clever!

"DEAD PEOPLE DON'T TALK! MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONTINUE ACTING!"

Well, that was a huge waste of time.

.....Okay...

We go through the whole business of mindless teleporting and monster hunting until we fight the monster again.

But this time, we're ready!

First, we wipe out the little things around it...

And then we allow Sarda to be hit by a massive attack!

Glorious.

Now that that's taken care of, we can win this fight our usual way.

And now Sarda knows Grand Delta. Huzzah!

And as a quick bonus...

WHITE WHALE

HOLY GRAIL

Let's teach this underwater motherfucker a lesson it will never forget. Because it won't live long enough to forget. Because we're gonna kill it, you see.

It seems like a pretty run-of-the-mill boss fight, I guess. Meaning, no challenge.

LET'S CHECK OUT SARDA'S NEW MAGIC!

What a fucking waste of time.

Hey, turns out El Nino is some kind of magical counterattack move. It uses it every time you cast magic on it unless it dies first. Who'd of thought?

Good thing my magic kills it so quickly.

And Sarda learned a new lore! Wouldn't it be neat if it had a chance of being used at some point?

Of course, we didn't come for the Lore.

We came for a new spell that Bitch hasn't actually learned yet! Hurray!

...Oh thank god this is almost over.

01-27-2009, 08:19 PM	#321
Lord Setheris A Guardian Angel Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,311	They mean Tornado. The wind elemental spell that cuts people down to critical health but never works on ANY enemies and yet will somehow hit your entire team. __________________ As a 21 year old virgin, I'm strongly opposed to anything that reminds me that people are having sex in high school.

01-28-2009, 01:29 AM	#323
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	Go kill humbaba next. __________________ I am very tired.

01-28-2009, 02:40 PM	#325
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	Have you picked up You from the Veldt yet? You probably should. __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

01-28-2009, 02:45 PM	#326
Kerensky287 Just That Good Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,426	You are all a massive bunch of cunts. And sad, sad mimics, desperate for attention, with the exception of Krylo. OH WAIT. (I'm kidding, of course. With respect to Krylo.) (And not, y'know, just because he's a mod.) __________________ People who live in Glass homes should not throw stones or Jerk off at daytime Last edited by Kerensky287; 01-28-2009 at 02:49 PM.

01-28-2009, 02:47 PM	#327
Moogle0119 The REAL Lord of the Dance Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Narshe Caves Posts: 397	1. Go kill Hidon 2. Go into Kefka's Tower and kill off the rest of the dragons 3. Go to the Dragon's Den and finish that off 4. Go kill Kefka __________________ One day the tides will turn One day the fields will burn One day the seas will churn The fury of our maker's hand What will you do?

01-29-2009, 11:54 PM	#330
Kerensky287 Just That Good Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,426	Oh wow, that Hidon quest sucked. Uploading pictures now, will be finished up soon. EDIT: Chapter 43! Hey, remember way back when, there was that guy who totally didn't seem to care that Leo died? He was ranting about some monster that he and Sarda couldn't find when they were young'uns or something. Well, we've got some time... let's go find that monster! Well, the guy isn't where he used to be... but someone else around here must have some idea of where said monster could be. Maybe that lady? ...Ebon's Rock... Oh well, it's not like we have anything better to do. Sarda has to come with us because that way he can DO WHAT HAS TOBE DONE TO DEFEAT THE ENEMIES. Also, it was his quest in the first place when he was younger. It's too bad he sucks. I could do another montage but I think he'll probably die of age before it's over. ...Ebon's Rock is a very boring place. Let's head back. Maybe we just asked the wrong person... OHSNAP SURPRISE CUTSCENE! Loli gives up and decides not to adventure anymore. Oh well, we can ~~beat Kefka~~ find Hidon without her. You've been saying that for ages and I think you've probably hit the upper limit by now. Oh no! Not Gungho! "Was it Sephiroth? Or was it those terrorists? Oooh, I bet it was those dang terrorists!" Pics or gtfo. ...Okay, now I feel like crap for doubting him. He can't hear you anymore you senile old twit. "I'll go it alone from here!" "SAAAARDAAAAAAA!" Do you even know what this thing looks like? HEY GUYS IM SARDA IMMA GO HUNT BIGFOOT DONT COME WITH ME YOULL ONLY GET HURT I don't think you have any say in the matter. You wanted to give up and go home. Have fun, Sarda! Don't forget to write. This old word for "hidden"... was it "hidden" by any chance? I guess we're going with him then. Cavern Ex Machina! ...So we're now expected to wander through this cavern, unable to see more than a foot around us. Great. If only I had filled my Pokedex more! Then I could have gotten that damn HM... This cave, unlike most dungeons we've encountered, revolves around the mechanics of teleport plates on the ground. You step on one and end up at a random place somewhere else. Yes, RANDOM. I've had the same plate teleport me right next to it a few times in a row. It is a stupid, stupid cave. You have to use the teleport pads to find treasure chests full of coral. Once you think you've found enough, you give it to the chest. It's funniest to hear his crazy made-up lingo a few times first, but if you pick yes... You know what else is happiness? A warm gun. Glad we understand each other. Behind the sentient chest... THAT SHE BLOWS WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL HOLY GRAIL HOLY Hey guys, I think this monster's weak against Holy! Wait, weren't we supposed to learn some Blue Magic for Sarda from this guy? Oh well, it's not like we ever used him anyway. ... Please explain your reasoning to me again, slowly. You DO realize he's dead... WHAT ......b-but... ...If he wasn't dead, why the HELL did we have to avenge his death?! Loli is just letting Sarda take all the appreciation. She was the one who beat it by dualcasting Holy like crazy. Sarda. You know like THREE SPELLS and have no physical combat skill. Cripes, you cast Fira for the whole battle. Yeah, weren't you DEAD a second ago? He got better. Sure. Just gonna point out that Sarda was using a knife for the whole battle. "But you weren't, so you're just gonna have to take everything I say on pure faith!" Oh, I get it. They were tricking an old man into fighting a monster.... or THINKING he was fighting a monster when we were really fighting it for him! Clever! "DEAD PEOPLE DON'T TALK! MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONTINUE ACTING!" Well, that was a huge waste of time. .....Okay... We go through the whole business of mindless teleporting and monster hunting until we fight the monster again. But this time, we're ready! First, we wipe out the little things around it... And then we allow Sarda to be hit by a massive attack! Glorious. Now that that's taken care of, we can win this fight our usual way. And now Sarda knows Grand Delta. Huzzah! And as a quick bonus... WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL Let's teach this underwater motherfucker a lesson it will never forget. Because it won't live long enough to forget. Because we're gonna kill it, you see. It seems like a pretty run-of-the-mill boss fight, I guess. Meaning, no challenge. LET'S CHECK OUT SARDA'S NEW MAGIC! What a fucking waste of time. Hey, turns out El Nino is some kind of magical counterattack move. It uses it every time you cast magic on it unless it dies first. Who'd of thought? Good thing my magic kills it so quickly. And Sarda learned a new lore! Wouldn't it be neat if it had a chance of being used at some point? Of course, we didn't come for the Lore. We came for a new spell that Bitch hasn't actually learned yet! Hurray! ...Oh thank god this is almost over. __________________ People who live in Glass homes should not throw stones or Jerk off at daytime Last edited by Kerensky287; 01-30-2009 at 12:45 AM.

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