The Wing Wong strikes back!

[Mirai Gen]

Varyel | Built for so much More says:
Is gay sex manly? I've been trying to think if it is or not and I don't -THINK- it should be but it is only done by men so I am very confused
DFM says:
Right because girls can't have gay sex
DFM says:
I forgot
Varyel | Built for so much More says:
No girls can but I think they have their own word for it
Mirai says:
Man you are on FIRE Nikose.
Varyel | Built for so much More says:
Being a lesbian?
Varyel | Built for so much More says:
I blame the drugs.
Mirai says:
I blame your mom.
Varyel | Built for so much More says:
but um really I guess GAY incest wouldn't be all that bad biologically but it's still fucking weird
Varyel | Built for so much More says:
I mean no kids would come of two men porking or two women goin' at it
Varyel | Built for so much More says:
why the fuck how did I get into this conversation oh god I started this
Varyel | Built for so much More says:
wait fuck does this mean I agree with britney spears guy online that fag who just wants to jump his brother oh god
Varyel | Built for so much More says:
*stops talking*
Varyel | Built for so much More says:
*giggling*
Mirai says:
*hands DFM some popcorn*
Mirai says:
This is fun.
Varyel | Built for so much More says:
just promise this never appears in some kind of archive online
Varyel | Built for so much More says:
oh god you are going to wing wong this now
Mirai says:
Well, NOW I am.

[TDK]

[21:48] pete_sheehan: BITCH.
[21:48] nichael.hawkins: :((
[21:49] pete_sheehan: ...fine sorry jeez
[21:49] pete_sheehan: ...whore...
[21:49] pete_sheehan: I'm just kidding :P
[21:49] nichael.hawkins: the crying emote always garners sympathy, regardless of the typer's expression!
[21:49] nichael.hawkins: Muahaha.
[21:49] pete_sheehan: BAH
[21:50] nichael.hawkins: BLAH
[21:50] nichael.hawkins: it's tice the bah with every bite!
[21:50] nichael.hawkins: *twice
[21:50] pete_sheehan: D:
[21:52] nichael.hawkins: TWO SCOOOPS
[21:53] pete_sheehan: FUCKER
[21:53] nichael.hawkins: Raisins are evil
[21:55] pete_sheehan: well yeah
[21:55] pete_sheehan: duh
[21:55] nichael.hawkins: yet grpes are okay.
[21:55] nichael.hawkins: *grapes
[21:56] pete_sheehan: Raisins are a sin onto grapes
[21:56] nichael.hawkins: Really? I always thought they were like, old age retired grapes. Not so much a sin as a burden.
[21:57] pete_sheehan: They make them on purpose
[21:57] pete_sheehan: Every raisin is a grape that was abused and tortured and is now only a withered husk of its former self.
[21:57] pete_sheehan: The people who make raisins are like hitler.
[21:57] nichael.hawkins: !
[21:57] pete_sheehan: :P
[21:58] nichael.hawkins: there is one good thing about naturally occurring raisins...
[21:58] nichael.hawkins: ice wine.
[21:58] pete_sheehan: hmm
[21:59] nichael.hawkins: it's sweet.
[21:59] pete_sheehan: Sounds so
[22:03] nichael.hawkins: by sweet I mean literally.
[22:03] pete_sheehan: duh

...

[22:31] pete_sheehan: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q_mQfELmRnA
[22:32] nichael.hawkins: back
[22:32] pete_sheehan: Cute asian girl, electric violin, and Pirates of the carribean? Hell yes!
[22:33] nichael.hawkins: DUDE!
[22:33] nichael.hawkins: very cool.
[22:33] nichael.hawkins: it electric or something... yes.
[22:33] pete_sheehan: Hells yes.
[22:34] nichael.hawkins: I have never heard an electric violin actually sound good.
[22:34] nichael.hawkins: usually it's like they have it on overdrive, electric guitar style. and with those high notes, it's just gawdy and horrible.
[22:34] nichael.hawkins: this htough.
[22:34] nichael.hawkins: this sounds like a real violin.
[22:35] pete_sheehan: Its awesome.
[22:35] nichael.hawkins: ooh, she's done tons of stuff!
[22:36] pete_sheehan: ...Holy god
[22:36] pete_sheehan: http://wilderwein77.deviantart.com/
[22:36] pete_sheehan: Look at that photomanipulation shit that guy does...
[22:36] nichael.hawkins: *clicks*
[22:36] pete_sheehan: Scroll down
[22:37] nichael.hawkins: WTF NAZI WALMART FREAK
[22:38] pete_sheehan: Its fucking CRAZY
[22:39] nichael.hawkins: jesus these are brilliant
[22:40] pete_sheehan: Yeah I was like holy shit dude what the fuck are these HOLY SHIT PHOTOMANIPULATION WHAT
[22:40] nichael.hawkins: NAZI WALMART.
[22:40] pete_sheehan: XD
[22:40] nichael.hawkins: it's like that damn face I drew on the scary lady is fucking everywhere man!
[22:40] nichael.hawkins: shit if I did drugs I would be ripping my face off in terror right now.
[22:41] pete_sheehan: XD
[22:41] pete_sheehan: XDDD
[22:41] nichael.hawkins: these are creepy as hell and yet oddly mesmerizing
[22:41] pete_sheehan: I know!
[22:41] nichael.hawkins: O: her dresses are melting!
[22:41] pete_sheehan: I wish I could do shit like that D: Man I need to get better
[22:41] nichael.hawkins: I wish I could do shit like that!
[22:41] pete_sheehan: I need to set aside time for drawing and stop worrying about little shit so much...
[22:41] nichael.hawkins: those pics probably take so damn long to make...
[22:42] pete_sheehan: I know, right
[22:42] nichael.hawkins: the fact I'm listening to the Indiana Jones theme by that violin lady is more surreal
[22:42] pete_sheehan: XD
[22:42] pete_sheehan: Wish I was a prodigy D:
[22:42] nichael.hawkins: frig yes
[22:42] pete_sheehan: (I should be capitalized but it already was D: )
[22:43] nichael.hawkins: I know!
[22:43] nichael.hawkins: oh wait.
[22:43] nichael.hawkins: I
[22:43] pete_sheehan: *I* perhaps?
[22:43] nichael.hawkins: go italics
[22:43] pete_sheehan: FUCK YOU
[22:43] nichael.hawkins: msn doesn't have them
[22:43] nichael.hawkins: FUCK YOU MORE
[22:43] nichael.hawkins: SHIT JUST GOT REAL BITCH! XD
[22:43] pete_sheehan: FUCK YOU IN YOUR ASS KHAEL
[22:43] nichael.hawkins: HOLY FUCK WHAT HAVE I DONE
[22:44] pete_sheehan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[22:44] nichael.hawkins: gimme a minute I'm laughing my ass off here
[22:44] pete_sheehan: XD

[Khael!]

the line "HOLEY FUCK WHAT HAVE I DONE" and "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH" should be in size 24 and 32 font mind you.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I fear for Nik's sanity.

[17:00] *insert witty name*: Okay...what are you usually?
[17:01] Oren Tyris | I miss you...*{Elsewhere.}: Naked!
[17:01] *insert witty name*: ...
[17:02] *insert witty name*: I meant your cleric
[17:02] Oren Tyris | I miss you...*{Elsewhere.}: Oh.
[17:02] Oren Tyris | I miss you...*{Elsewhere.}: NikNik is the god of marriage?
[17:02] *insert witty name*: no
[17:02] *insert witty name*: your job in WoW
[17:02] Oren Tyris | I miss you...*{Elsewhere.}: Oh.
[17:02] Oren Tyris | I miss you...*{Elsewhere.}: Mage.
[17:02] *insert witty name*: Okay then
[17:02] *insert witty name*: btw
[17:02] *insert witty name*: Wing Wong

[Major Blood]

[19:49] Calibur: That's dangerous talking to me yah know
[19:50] KriekenZero: ...i talk to Nikose on a daily basis. Your danger means nothing to me.
[19:50] Calibur: And do apologize for the grammatical errors, iPod touch likes to ight me a lot
[19:50] Calibur: Fight
[19:50] KriekenZero: iTouch?
[19:51] Calibur: Mmhmm
[19:51] KriekenZero: I've allways wanted one of those.
[19:51] Calibur: But what do you touch? Your self at night perhaps...
[19:51] Calibur: ;p
[19:51] KriekenZero: ...HAVE YOU BEEN SPYING ON ME?
[19:52] Calibur: Ummm...NO! *turns off camera*
[19:52] Calibur: Not anymore at least

[Fenris]

Fenris:
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKS
Mondt:

Fenris:

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

If anyone wants to know the card, Last Days of FOXHOUND will explain

Chris says:
did you e-mail nasa
KriekenZero says:
I did.
Chris says:
hehehehe
Chris says:
think of this
Chris says:
we go to vegas, and as we are going through security, two CIA Agents drag your ass away
KriekenZero says:
Oh FUCK
Chris says:
hmm
KriekenZero says:
I just dropped a butchers knife on my foot.
Chris says:
ow
Chris says:
you okay?
KriekenZero says:
Yeah, didn't cut too deep.
KriekenZero says:
But it was bad enough to warrant wrapping my foot up with medical gauze.
Chris says:
one could say it cuts like a knife
KriekenZero says:
...that card you linked me? That's for you now.
Chris says:
i get a feeling we will be using that joke for a while now
KriekenZero says:
XD
Chris says:
you should wing that
Chris says:
if only for the wong weasons
Chris says:
i love to dole out my verbal PUNishment
KriekenZero says:
You get two of those cards now.
Chris says:
=D

[Major Blood]

[23:19] KriekenZero: Yay for Canucks victory
[23:19] Philhoof: I KNOW
[23:19] Philhoof: that shit was gold
[23:19] KriekenZero: I prefer the term "cash"
[23:19] KriekenZero: That shit was cash.
[23:19] Philhoof: ha.
[23:20] Philhoof: whats that supposed to mean?
[23:20] KriekenZero: *shrug*
[23:20] Philhoof: your shoulders must hurt
[23:20] KriekenZero: Ho humm...
[23:21] Philhoof: haha'
[23:21] Philhoof: all that shrugging
[23:21] Philhoof: must be good excercise
[23:21] Philhoof: and the ho humming, must be harsh on the throat
[23:24] KriekenZero: Har har har.
[23:24] KriekenZero: You're hillarious.
[23:24] Philhoof: all that haring
[23:24] Philhoof: must rack your brain
[23:24] Philhoof: hurt your gut
[23:24] KriekenZero: *Groan*
[23:25] Philhoof: all that groaning...must be boring
[23:26] KriekenZero: I'm going to stop talking to you.

[TDK]

[20:50] Pete | *rape, pillage*: o_O
[20:53] Nikose: O_o
[20:53] Pete | *rape, pillage*: o_o
[20:54] Nikose: Rethought.
[20:54] Nikose: *Stabs you in the back of the face*
[20:54] Pete | *rape, pillage*: D:
[20:54] Pete | *rape, pillage*: O_O
[20:54] Pete | *rape, pillage*: T_T
[20:54] Pete | *rape, pillage*: -_-
[20:54] Pete | *rape, pillage*: x_x
[20:55] Pete | *rape, pillage*: x_x
[20:55] Pete | *rape, pillage*: X_X
[20:56] Pete | *rape, pillage*: -_o
[20:56] Pete | *rape, pillage*: o_o
[20:56] Pete | *rape, pillage*: O_O
[20:56] Pete | *rape, pillage*:
[20:57] Pete | *rape, pillage*: ^______^
[20:59] Pete | *rape, pillage*: Yes I just died and then revived
[21:00] Pete | *rape, pillage*: Wing wong

[Nikose Tyris]

NonCon vs. Nikose, conversational combat.

Nikose | Spiffing Biscuits, Tossing Cookies... what's the classy way to say spew? says:
MOTHERFUCKER
*Shoots*
NonConNeko says:
*cuts bullet in half then strikes a cliche pose*
Nikose | Spiffing Biscuits, Tossing Cookies... what's the classy way to say spew? says:
...
You know, they proved that you can't do that.
NonConNeko says:
I know that, and you know that, but as long as I don't know that I know, I'm pretty sure I can pull it off. It's much easier to violate the laws of physics when you don't acknowledge them.
Nikose | Spiffing Biscuits, Tossing Cookies... what's the classy way to say spew? says:
But I counter with that I know, and having informed you of thus, retroactively the bullet has just struck you. Denial is not all encompassing, though your stupidity might be.
NonConNeko says:
So if I find out after cutting the bullet in half that I couldn't have done that, that knowledge influences the past events in such a way that the bullet hits me?
Nikose | Spiffing Biscuits, Tossing Cookies... what's the classy way to say spew? says:
Yes exactly.
NonConNeko says:
Well... Damn...
*Falls down and bleeds*
Nikose | Spiffing Biscuits, Tossing Cookies... what's the classy way to say spew? says:
*Victory!*