04-03-2009, 07:33 PM | #61 | |
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One time was amusing, I started off with "This is Snake" and they responded with "Oh I hate snakes" and logged off. It made me laugh.
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04-03-2009, 07:50 PM | #62 | |
Fungus Among Us
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Eat me!
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04-03-2009, 09:04 PM | #63 |
We'll have to do this the hard way.
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Stranger: how many users are online? You: >9000 Stranger: OVER 9000!!!!!!!!! You: Gah, I feel dirty now. Stranger: why? You: You never look at me. Stranger: huh? You: I've met someone else. Stranger: oh god Stranger: no Stranger: please Stranger: no You: Yes, his name is Dave. You: He listens to me You: And.. You: I'm having his baby. Stranger: I listen to you Stranger: when you tell me to put it in harder I do... Stranger: why... You: We've been together for so long... Stranger: oh my god... You: Our heart's been aching but... You: you. You: You're too shy to say it. Stranger: I can fix this You: Look we both know what's been going on. You: We know the game and we're gonna play it. You: I have to give you up. Stranger: oh god no Stranger: I'm never gonna give you up Stranger: never gonna let you down You: I know I'm letting you down. Stranger: never gonna run around...or desert you.. You: See it's burning me to hold on to this. Stranger: then it's over, i guess You: This is just something I... have to do.
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04-03-2009, 09:22 PM | #64 | |
...Really?
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04-03-2009, 09:44 PM | #65 | ||
Niqo Niqo Nii~
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04-03-2009, 11:35 PM | #66 | |
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I'm at it again!
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You: This is Snake Stranger: is it? You: Yes Stranger: oh Stranger: hm You: Proceed with the mission Stranger: mission has been terminated Stranger: sorry You: What? Why? Stranger: you're too old You: This old dog still has a few tricks left Stranger: although you do still kick ass... Stranger: but still Stranger: we can't risk it You: It's something I have to do Stranger: I don't know... You: If not me, then who? Stranger: one of your clones could do it I suppose You: you mean Liquid or Solidus You: ? Stranger: I guess You: Liquid would sooner turn on you, and Solidus, well... he's not among the living anymore Stranger: zombies aren't terrible for missions though You: Solidus... has been turned into a zombie? You: is this all the plan of the Patriots? Stranger: maybe Stranger: well we figured some immortal brainless being would be good to have on the team You: Solidus was pretty useless alive, I'm not sure how much better he would be dead Stranger: Alright alright fine You: You need a real soldier Stranger: you're on the mission You: with real feelings to go out there You: We're not robots... or zombies. You: Alright, how should I proceed? Stranger: you'll be fighting zombies though Stranger: nazi zombies You: Do the Nazi Zombies have a Metal Gear in their possession? Stranger: which is why I figured we could have solidus infiltrate their zombie lairs Stranger: well....no Stranger: they're just a pain in the ass You: Sounds like the perfect mission for an old dog like me Stranger: exactly Stranger: so when can you start? You: Will my tranq rounds still work on them like the regular soldiers? Stranger: Unfortunately not You: Damn
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04-03-2009, 11:59 PM | #67 |
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I decided to see how long I could hold a conversation by only saying brains and using punctuation marks. The result was longer then expected.
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You: Brains? Stranger: I love brains. You: Brains! Stranger: Got any on you? You: Brains brains Stranger: Braaains You: Braains braains brains brains braaaaaaains! Stranger: You know what a zombie's favorite cereal is? Stranger: Raisin Brains! You: Braaains! Stranger: Brains You: Brains Stranger: Yes Stranger: Do you enjoy eating brains? You: Braains! Stranger: Understood You: ...brains Stranger: Yes Stranger: What are your thoughts on brains? You: Brains, brains brains b-brains brains brains. Stranger: I see Stranger: Do you also enjoy sucking dick? You: Brains Stranger: Right Stranger: What kind of brains do you like to eat? You: Brains, brains, brains Stranger: So no specific kind huh You: Brains Stranger: As for me You: Brains? Stranger: Well yeah Stranger: Brains Stranger: But Stranger: I like to eat Stranger: Jewish brains Stranger: Kosher brains Stranger: They don't have as much filler You: Brains, brains, brains!! Stranger: You get my drift? You: Brains. Stranger: Right Stranger: Now where do you come from? You: Brains Stranger: You come from Brains. Stranger: Is that somewhere in Wisconsin? Stranger: I've heard of it before. You: Brains! Stranger: Oooh yeah. Stranger: Beautiful place. Stranger: Love the scenery Stranger: Oh it is TO DIE FOR You: Brains, brains... brains brains. Brains! Stranger: Now let me ask you this Stranger: Do you enjoy brains? You: Brains!! Stranger: You seem very enthusiastic Stranger: I could use a bright mind like you You: Brains! Brains!! You: Brains? Stranger: Yeah. You would make a great news reporter You: Brains. Stranger: You have a bright future ahead of you You: Brains, brains brains. Stranger: Do you like to have sex? You: Brains Stranger: I see Stranger: Now in conslusion, let me say this You: Brains? Stranger: *various expletives I've decided to edit out*brainslolgoodbye |
04-04-2009, 10:00 AM | #68 |
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I'm amazed at how many people on there are from Brazil. I'm on my third one.
Stranger: what do you know about brazil? You: less than I should, I've never been there. though most of the town I work in is latin, so I've heard some things You: I know it's a bigass country in northeast south america....that's about it Stranger: yes Stranger: one day i will visit new jersey Stranger: and you shold came here! Stranger: its a beautyful country Boy is she in for a culture shock.
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04-04-2009, 10:23 AM | #69 | |
Like... with Jetpacks?
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I think the majority of people on the site seem to be from Finland and Brazil.
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04-04-2009, 01:00 PM | #70 |
That's so PC of you
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yeah... it's a culture thing of ours... we find a new niche site, dominate it for no specific reason... and force our way trough until we're the dominating beings. We did it with Fotolog.com and Orkut.com. We're probably going to do it with Omegle...
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