Filler? I don't even know 'er! aka the fuck-Bleach [SPOILERS] megathread!

[Fifthfiend]

I didn't think it was possible for them to kill Barrigan in a way that remotely lived up to how awesome he was but Fats McMagic got probably as close as you could get (while once again demonstrating Bleach von Bleachwriter's pathological hatred of arms).

EDIT Just once, just once I'd like to see somebody lose a leg.

They don't even need them to move around!

[Aerozord]

Well, that was fairly awesome. Though I liked what he said the best. That the only way his plan would work is if all the arrogant boasting he was continually spewing was actually accurate.

Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

EDIT Just once, just once I'd like to see somebody lose a leg.

They don't even need them to move around!

Actually they do. They dont really fly they just materialize something in the air to stand on.

[greed]

Then they just materialise something under the stump, still works. Like a spiritual peg leg.

[Donomni]

...now I've got Pirate Death Gods hanging around in my head.

Thanks, seriously(No really, it's awesome!).

[Ryong]

Last chapter:

Stark summoned some wolves. I guess he'll start kicking them.

[Fifthfiend]

Naw man, it is the wolves themselves which are going to kick.

I mean it seems like a pretty inefficient allocation of wolfishness but I guess when you're the dude with the two hundred magical soul-devouring wolves it's pretty much your call how to use 'em.

Also Starfro the Vaizard has probably the best shikai ever. The only thing that could improve it would be if it had "OWNED" written across it in huge as fuck letters.

Honestly between the five story tall club made of fire and the arrankarzanpakto army of spirit-wolves this is getting to be the kind of top-quality ridiculousness that made Bleach worth a goddamn in the first place.

Originally Posted by greed

Then they just materialise something under the stump, still works. Like a spiritual peg leg.

Originally Posted by Donomni

...now I've got Pirate Death Gods hanging around in my head.

Thanks, seriously(No really, it's awesome!).

Hell fuck yes. This should totally happen.

I mean shit make it a filler arc, something.

[Aerozord]

Well speaking of last chapter, you gotta love any ruler with such absolute power he was gonna start a civil war out of boredom.

This I think will be a set up to something far better. Was nice to see abit more characterization of these guys too. I didn't realize Love was the serious strategist type. Though Fifth I dont see why you think its made of fire?

Fun Fact: First read it as Metal Cudgel Finger, thinking his zanpakto was basically equivalent of flipping him the bird

[Sithdarth]

I think with the hollow mask on he swung that fucker so fast it lit on fire from air resistance like a spacecraft reentering Earth's atmosphere.

Edit: It occurs if his shikai is that friggen huge his Bankai must be the size of a small state.

[Aerozord]

wasn't he a vice- captian though? (ie no bankai)

[Sithdarth]

wasn't he a vice- captian though? (ie no bankai)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Whew man I mean wow. Putting aside for now that in Bleach you can't say the only rule is there are no rules because it would still find a way to break that rule, We've got a Vice-Captain and a Third seat at least with Bankai (not to mention the hero but that's exempt really) and they seem to be significantly less powerful than any Vizard sans mask. Heck the Vizards as a whole seem to have been stronger than the new captains before the whole hollow thing. That and even if he doesn't have use of his Bankai it still exists as a possibility to be considered.