Avvy RP VIII: Discussion IV; I'm With Stupid

[Intern Nin]

Nin caught the box as it was mid-air. He just threw it down and decided not to mess with it again until the end of the post.

Originally Posted by Overcast

Edit it, or I will make him too heavy to pick up even if he does eventually meet the ground.

Oh, please do. That sounds like it would be funny.

Edit: You know what, I'll just take that action out since I have to edit my post anyways and it seems to be kinda pointless. Fly, Overcast! Fly straight and true, you boxy immortal!
Edit the second: Okay, post is changed from me being choked to me mimicking another more famous ninja's move except with the addition of fire.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Originally Posted by Intern Nin

Fly, Overcast! Fly straight and true, you boxy immortal!

*cues up the inspirational 80's pop ballad*

[Arhra]

Hmm, I'm trying to cook up a plan for cutting to the heart of the problem and directly assaulting the alien mothership.

Artist's impression.

I doubt we'll have enough time for spacecraft, so instead I'm thinking we should strap jet engines to dragons and then ride them into space.

The thing I'm not quite as happy about is I'd love to have a specific use for everyone, but some I haven't hit on a non-generic role yet. So yeah, what might people be able to contribute to a crazy plan like this?

We'd have to make a stockpile of offensive moves to smash through any defences in our way. For example, making some bigass attacks and getting Steel to freeze them in time to give us a one shot firepower boost.

Defensively, there's also handy things like use of magic to make a lot of ice. A lot of boulders means more targets for the mothership to shoot at, since I'm sure we'll be flying into the teeth of outrageous beam spam.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

But jet engines always chafe on me...

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Technically speaking, I could survive in vaccuum, if I pushed my air powers to breaking point, and could probably keep a couple of others alive as well if I created a big enough air bubble, but the problems I'd face are, 1) I'd have no ability to create momentum, 2) I'd be unable to provide fire-support and 3) I'd need a huge push to break atmo in the first place (gravity's a bitch!).

But I could at least keep some peoples alive until we breach the hull.

[Overcast]

Overcast could survive in a vacuum because of his shirt. In space he should be able to survive both severe temperature loss and being hit by distant radiation because he is wearing clothes. Unfortunately I am unsure about how he would react to depressurization, his clothes are strong enough to stop radiation and keep him warm but stopping that might require he have some special anatomy or a secret onesie underneath it all that regulates stuff like that.

Anyway I call Kirby.

[PyrosNine]

Find some way to de-age me, and I can teleport us there. It's an evil spaceship, plenty of shadow for 'portin. And plenty of darkness in space itself!

Then we make Shyria shoot lasers when she roars, and follow through with the thrusters. Dinotastic!

[Arhra]

Silly Pyros! All plot critical locations are conditionally teleport-proof for the simple reason that if you can teleport a person there, you can teleport a bomb there.

[mauve]

I'll have a spaceship if Thad does indeed give me a replacement x-wing. So I dunno about the rest of you, but I'll be able to have a super awesome space battle.

[Intern Nin]

I could always dust off the ol' Delorean and take her out for a spin.